How to get a job

How to get that dream internship you’ve always wanted

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There are a lot of how to’s out there telling you the best way to get your dream internship. But really, it’s simple to get a job you’ve always wanted. Just be a completely entitled ass, like this intern applicant who didn’t hear back from the place he applied to quickly enough. Read more

Uhhh, cop probably wasn't the right job for you

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What does a man have to say to get arrested and jailed for 30 years immediately after a job interview with a local police department? Starting with admitting to possessing child porn and having sex with a minor is a good start. Read more

Tighten your grip if you want a job

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Did you not know that handshakes were important to people determining your value as a human being? Well, you suck. Because everyone knows that. But there’s an article about it. If you’re seeking employment, get a grip. A firm handshake is key to landing a job. In a new study, scientists put 98 students through ... Read more