How to get fired

How not to drive a forklift

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This video seems like it should be a part of Southwest Airline’s “Want to get away?” series of ads in which people want to go on vacation to avoid catastrophic situations. A forklift driver smashed into a shelf of Cognac and everything fell in the most horrific of ways. Read more

Quoting Seinfeld? That's a firin'

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The antics of Jerry Seinfeld and company amuse millions of people to this day. Unfortunately, quote the show too vigorously as a means of coming on to a married gal, like Iowa man John Preston, and you might find yourself fired. Read more

"Your wife's a whore, you're fired."

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Note to everyone out there who has a girlfriend who takes dicks on camera for money (off camera for free is a private concern): Be careful because you may lose the respect of your peers and possibly your job. Read more

Ugly woman fired for not wearing make-up and being ugly

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The woman pictured below was fired from her job as a waitress due to rules saying all female employees should wear make-up. Is it fair? Probably not, in theory. But you look at the picture below and you judge. Read more