This future sucks: Olivia Wilde fakes nude scene with CGI nipples
“They sent me an email saying, ‘Please review nipple cover shot one through seven and decide which one is most like the original.’”

Amy Winehouse’s dad gives her clothes to fans
“This is what she would have wanted — for her fans to have her clothes.”

Amy Winehouse was planning to adopt 10 year-old girl
“Amy wanted to have a child so bad. If she had not died, there is no doubt she would be here in St Lucia completing the adoption process.”

Kim Kardashian’s wedding invite revealed
“The invite, which arrived at guests’ homes housed inside its own box, is embellished with hundreds of jet black hematite crystals.”

New pictures of Bane on the set of The Dark Knight Rises
“He was wearing this same outfit in the teaser trailer, so I assume none of these pictures are what you would call spoilers.”

Crystal Harris apologizes to Hugh Hefner – sort of
“I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.”

Hugh Hefner: “I have sex on a weekly basis”
“And I did throughout my two-and-a-half years with Crystal.”

Octo-Mom: Doctor drugged me up, made me sign form before implanting embryos
“She added that while she did want more children, she never intended to have eight additional kids.”

David Beckham: We want another kid
“We’ve always said we’d love a big family and five was a number.”

Throat-Cancer survivor Michael Douglas is smoking again?
“…even if Douglas was smoking medicinal marijuana — and it is not known if he was — it’s still a bad idea.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta in a sexy new ad for Joe’s Jeans.

The Dude’s house is for sale for $3 million
“This a perfect candidate for a residential subdivision.”

Amy Winehouse’s Back to Black album re-enters Billboard Top 10
“The 2006 album, which includes her smash-hit Rehab, had been purchased more in the past five days than in the past three years…”

Blake Fielder-Civil: I could have saved Amy
“[Blake] had planned to stage an intervention of sorts when he got out of jail…”

WWE Diva: I fear “crazy stalker” wants to kill me
“he has sent ‘numerous terrifying letters to my home and left more than 50 voicemails on my personal cell phone all of which are extremely disturbing and delusional.’”

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills new cast revealed
“…Brandi Glanville – whose ex-husband Eddie Cibrian just married LeAnn Rimes – and businesswoman Dana Wilkey, will be featured as friends…”

Kat Von D got tattoo of Jesse James’ face right before break up
“Kat says she was scared about Jesse’s reaction…”

Jesse James & Kat Von D: Fighting over another woman before split
“Kat kept throwing some woman’s name out and arguing about how she didn’t like him living so far away.”

Speaker of the house triggers Lindsay Lohan lawsuit
“Lindsay Lohan has been sued by a guy who sold her speakers and installed audio and video equipment in her Venice house…”

Hugh Hefner: Crystal Harris lied about our sex life
“I feel sorry for Crystal.”

Kelly Rowland releases new album, says no Destiny’s Child reunion planned
“Rowland says she’s heard the rumors of a reunion … but she won’t be getting back together with Beyonce and Michelle Williams anytime soon.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The just turned 18 Taylor Momsen reveals her secret talent and more in a new interview.

Kate Middleton bought $1500 in air fresheners for Kensington Palace Cottage
“She felt [Kensington] had an overriding musty, damp smell, and ordered a six-month supply of her favorite products to override this.”

Lindsay Lohan pleads poverty – claims she can’t afford psychological counseling
“Lindsay Lohan appeared before a judge in Los Angeles Thursday morning and despite flashing a beautiful pair of $1,200 shoes, pleaded poverty…”

Shannen Doherty will get married on TV
“Doherty, 40, will star in her own WEtv reality series about her life with her fiancé…”

Jennifer Lopez told Marc Anthony she wanted a divorce last year
“She stayed but she was miserable until finally she couldn’t take it anymore.”

Hugh Grant wins court battle over phone hacking probe
“…a British judge demanded that UK police disclose whether journalists from now-defunct tabloid News of the World broke into Grant’s phone and accessed his voicemail.”

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux go public with romance
“Jen – wearing a simple, but elegant black cocktail dress — walked hand-in-hand with the dashing actor/screenwriter as they left an after-party at Shoreditch House…”

Law and Order: SVU to tackle Arnold Schwarzenegger scandal
“For the fictional TV take, a charming 50-something philanthropist named Andrew Raines has an affair with a woman close to his family’s inner circle…”

John Stamos describes Hairspray role as “sort of like a straight Ryan Seacrest”
“‘Ryan’s a friend, we’ve kissed,’ Stamos joked.”

Hugh Hefner on not marrying Crystal Harris: “I missed a bullet”
“Quite frankly, I don’t know what I was thinking about.”

Brooke Mueller NOT permitted to fly to Mexico for rehab — Lost her passport
“Brooke Mueller lost her passport, and was unable to leave for rehab in Mexico, to take the controversial drug ibogaine, which isn’t legal in the U.S.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The Beastie Boys’ new music video for “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win.”

Justin Timberlake considering MySpace talent competition
“…the singer-turned-actor has got plenty of ideas about how to get MySpace back on track as a destination for music fans…”

Why Casey Anthony was acquitted
“…perhaps the key distinction is this: Where the prosecution sought to provide answers, the defense aimed to raise questions.”

Paris Hilton stalker arrested, accused of violating restraining order
“Someone recognized him as being the man who had given her trouble in the past, and the cops arrived pretty quickly…”

Jennifer Aniston: Horrible Bosses topless scenes are just “good rumors”
“Where do these things start?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger to give Maria Shriver “generous settlement”
“The Terminator is worth roughly around $500-750 million dollars…”

Nicki Minaj: My cousin was murdered
“27-year-old Nicholas Telemaque was killed around 2:40 AM on July 4 from ‘multiple gunshot wounds to the upper torso.’”

Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson’s divorce finalized
“Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have officially moved on.”

Katt Williams’ bodyguard kills dog in bizarre attack
“…one of Katt’s bodyguards was bitten by a German shepherd — prompting the bodyguard to open fire twice … killing the dog.”

Playmate’s Mom: My daughter is NOT banging Hef!
“Lena Griffin … tells us her daughter has NEVER been Hef’s girlfriend — adding, ‘the rumors that they are dating were just for publicity.’”

Transformers sequel sets box-office record
“Summer sequel mania was in full swing over the Independence Day holiday as the latest Transformers movie took in an estimated $97.5 million.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
New trailer for the upcoming movie The Three Musketeers.

Hugh Hefner introduces girlfriend no. 2
“Shera [Bechard] is both our November 2011 Playmate & my new girlfriend.”

Russell Brand and Kristen Wiig named PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarians
“You shouldn’t eat animals, it’s mean to them.”

Lady Gaga unveils panda alter ego on Japanese TV
“…pandas have paws, and I always tell my fans to put their paws up. I’ve been eating a lot of bamboo this week.”

Lady Gaga calls Japan bracelet lawsuit “misguided”
“”The entire $5 donation made with the purchase of each bracelet is going to support the disaster relief.”

David Duchovny & Tea Leoni separate
“It’s not the first time the couple has taken a break.”

Tracy Morgan cracks offensive jokes about the mentally disabled
“Them young retarded males is strong. They’re strong like chimps.”

Shia LaBeouf: “Am I an a**hole for being honest?”
“I would like to be George Clooney – diplomatic.”

Linda Hogan: I thought Hulk was going to kill me
“[Hulk] tore my shirt. He threw lamps. He held me down on the bed with his hands around my throat during arguments, slamming doors, pounding walls.”

Hulk Hogan: Linda is “delusional”
“Linda’s claims of abuse, which she made this morning on the Today show, are ‘a cold, blatant lie.’”

Warner Bros. still planning on a Green Lantern sequel for some reason
“Sources say Warners still believes in the franchise, even if the studio is ‘somewhat disappointed’ with Green Lantern’s result.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Jennifer Hudson’s sexy new music video for her song “No One Gonna Love You.”

Heidi Klum goes naked for Project Runway Season 9
“This is definitely sexier than past campaigns we’ve done.”

Lindsay Lohan dodges jail bullet
“Judge Sautner said the only thing Lindsay was guilty of was ‘extremely poor judgment.’”

Lindsay Lohan builds a fence on her roof
“…the actress had a bamboo fence installed on her rooftop to keep prying eyes at bay.”

D.A. Danette Meyers criticizes Lindsay Lohan’s behavior during house arrest
“I think that Ms. Lohan should really be trying to get rehabilitated.”

Lindsay Lohan shuts down Matt Lauer interview
“Lindsay was actually in the makeup chair when things went south.”

Hugh Hefner plots TV special about getting dumped
“The marriage special planned for Lifetime TV is now going to have a ‘runaway bride’ theme and will air in July.”

Kim Kardashian got a butt x-ray
“Fed up with constant chatter that her Armenian behind is enhanced with an implant, the reality star seeks the advice of her family doctor…”

U2 are infighting about Glastonbury appearance
“Everybody seems to have a slightly different opinion, which is not good news.”

Sean Kingston released from hospital
“Although the singer is expected to make a full recovery, sources say he suffered a broken jaw, fractured wrist and water in his lungs.”

Lauren Conrad to write for Forbes
“Conrad’s partnership with Forbes will take readers on a ‘four-month exploration of the fashion business, inner workings of a celebrity web site, the publishing industry…’”

J.K. Rowling unveils Pottermore Web site
“The free site will launch in October but is accepting email addresses now for alerts on how to register.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Britney Spears’ new music video for her song “I Wanna Go.”

Mel Gibson dating a Gothic chick
“Stella Mouzi, a Greek citizen, is a model who is known for being gothic — a fetish catering to the dark realms of fantasy.”

Hefner finds his rebound girl: Anna Sophia Berglund
“It’s clear Hef has moved on to Anna.”

Holly Madison trashes Crystal Harris’ cancelled wedding day bash
“That’s a new low!!”

Celeb settles ‘Herpes Lawsuit’ for millions
“The A-list celebrity ‘of substantial fame internationally’ who allegedly gave a Las Vegas visitor herpes has settled the case for just over $5 million.”

Lindsay Lohan looking forward to community service
“Lindsay is expected to be released from her house arrest in the next 10-15 days.”

Heidi Montag: I work out 14 hours a day
“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now.”

Bam Margera slams Roger Ebert for Ryan Dunn drunk driving talk
“Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat f***ing mouth!”

Lady Gaga sports blue armpit hair
“The pop superstar’s black dress featured a matching patch of blue hair (or a ‘merkin’) over her genital region.”

Is J.K. Rowling working on more Harry Potter?
“We are not saying anything more at the moment.”

Jesse James & Kat Von D shoot down cancelled wedding rumors
“Things are completely good with us. Everything is on track.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
New trailer for the upcoming baseball movie, Moneyball, starring Brad Pitt.

Dexter Isaac admits he shot Tupac Shakur
“I want to apologize to his [Tupac's] family and for the mistake I did for that sucker [Rosemond].”

Jennifer Lopez “on the fence” about American Idol return
“I had an amazing time doing it and I love it but I have a lot of other things happening…”

Hugh Hefner tweets about breakup with Crystal Harris
“Since we’re not getting married on Saturday, I’ve scheduled a movie: Runaway Bride.”

Crystal Harris breaks silence on Hugh Hefner wedding shocker
“There was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it.”

Crystal Harris denies romance with Dr. Phil’s son
“This is pure fabrication. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been one. This is a stupid rumor.”

Amanda Bynes has “no regrets” about her tell-all tweets
“You say what you feel because you felt it at the moment.”

John Travolta’s Scientology mission center vandalized
“The letters ‘ANON’ were spray painted on the windows of the mission in downtown Ocala, Florida.”

Justin Theroux moves into Jen Aniston’s place
“And she’s introducing him as her boyfriend.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt no longer a contender for Law and Order: SVU role
“Hewitt, 32, was said to have been strongly considered to appear as a semi-replacement for Mariska Hargitay…”

Justin Timberlake defends Britney Spears’ dancing
“In Britney’s defense, if you pulled up a video I did from 2003, I couldn’t do the shit I did then either.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
A behind the scenes look at Emma Watson’s new Vogue photo shoot.

Emma Watson sick of having “no control” over her life
“I have lived in a complete bubble. They found me and picked me for the part. And now I’m desperately trying to find my way through it.”

Hef & Crystal’s wedding is off — “She’s dating Dr. Phil’s son”
“”Hef is in shock. Crystal bailed and left the mansion at 11pm Sunday night.”

Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman welcome a son
“It’s been a big year for Natalie Portman: an engagement, an Oscar and now a baby!”

Joss Stone targeted in bizarre robbery-murder plot
“Two men armed with swords, rope and a body bag were arrested Tuesday near Joss Stone’s rural home in England under suspicion of planning to rob and kill the young British singer.”

Tracy Morgan reveals his father died of AIDS — admits “I was bullied at school”
“I’m sorry for what I said. I didn’t mean it. I never want to use my comedy to hurt anyone.”

Jessica Simpson joining NBC’s Fashion Star
“With an almost billion-dollar lifestyle brand under her belt she is sure to be an excellent mentor to our up-and-coming designers.”

Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen and I had “a beautiful love story”
“Despite Sheen calling Richards ‘a bitch’ during his ‘Torpedo of Truth’ tour, she doesn’t harbor ill-will towards her ex.”

Justin Timberlake: Why I smoke pot
“Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”

Meet Petra Ecclestone: The 22 year-old who bought Candy Spelling’s $150M mansion
“Don’t worry, she can afford it: her father is Formula One head Bernard Ecclestone, whose net worth Forbes last year estimated as $4 billion.”

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore: “Leave Sarah Palin alone”
“As much as I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin I find sifting through her emails repulsive and over reaching.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Shakira in her sexy new music video for her song “Rabiosa” featuring Pitbull.

Pia Toscano signing with Interscope after Idol dismissal
“…first thing [Friday] morning Interscope brass started calling every top songwriter and producer in town to get an album together and rush release it.”

Idol may not allow Pia Toscano to release CD
“When you compete on Idol, you must sign one of the strictest contracts in the business.”

Vanessa Hudgens’ nude photo scandal still haunts her
“The fact that somebody keeps bringing up the past is just selfish. I mean, it sucks … It’s just unfortunate that it keeps reminding people about the past and not the present.”

The Osbournes $1.7 million in debt, risk losing home
“Their daughter Kelly, 26, also owes the government money.”

Holly Madison won’t attend Hugh Hefner’s wedding
“As portrayed on E!’s Girls Next Door, Madison hoped to marry Hefner but eventually moved on and relocated to Las Vegas.”

Hulk Hogan training little people to wrestle for new show
“It will show their extraordinary physical capabilities and the true strength of people of that stature.”

Liam Neeson’s Hangover 2 cameo gets cut
“The scene filmed by Neeson, 58, was cut out of the movie and is now being re-shot with actor/director Nick Cassavetes playing the role.”

Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez to perform at Billboard Music Awards
“Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez, the Black Eyed Peas, Taio Cruz, Keith Urban and 2010′s crossover kings, Lady Antebellum, have all been tapped to perform at the show…”

Rosa Blasi accuses her NFL star ex-husband of using hookers and drugs
“He also slept with my best friend on our wedding day. That was news to me too.”

Ashley Judd clarifies controversial hip-hop statements
“Please, people. Seriously. I am white, yes, but in spite of some allegations to the contrary, I am not an idiot.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Brazilian model Cintia Dicker’s sexy shoot for Aerie’s summer swimwear catalog (pics here).

Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde dancing, flirting all night at club
“Two of Hollywood’s hottest newly single stars found sexy solace with one another at L.A. hotspot Roxbury over the weekend.”

Miley Cyrus has rejoined Twitter
“I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow @charliesheen #winning.”

Keanu Reeves reveals Bill And Ted 3 plot details
“When we last got together, part of it was that Bill and Ted were supposed to have written the song that saved the world, and it hasn’t happened.”

Hugh Hefner is not making Crystal Harris sign a prenup
“Hef’s third wedding is just 10 weeks away, but we’re told he hasn’t raised a prenup convo because he ‘actually cares’ about Crystal and doesn’t want to ask her to sign one.”

Jay-Z’s company sued for trademark infringement
“Despite its awareness of Volcom’s stone mark, in approximately 2009, Roc Nation began using a very similar inverted diamond logo.”

Rosie O’Donnell thinks Chris Brown haters are racist
“I just don’t know why this kid seems to be held to a different standard than anyone else.”

Elizabeth Hurley files for divorce
“In her filing, Hurley, 45, cites ‘unreasonable behavior’ as the reason for the split.”

Lil Wayne banned from performing tours In Europe
“UK fans hoping to see Lil Wayne perform in concert will have to wait for a while.”

Tiger Woods is selling his yacht
“With a permanent crew of 13, Privacy costs more than $2 million a year to maintain.”

Ke$ha wants to skinny dip with Britney Spears
“It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party.”

Katie Holmes “horrified” by the Suri penis gummies incident
“I thought if I said ‘Put that back,’ and then she’s going to say, ‘What is this?’ And I really didn’t want to have that conversation.”

Shania Twain’s stalker arrested at the Juno Awards
“Just moments before Shania Twain was inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame at the Juno Awards in Toronto Sunday night, Toronto police took an audience member into custody and escorted him out.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in ‘The Governator’ cartoon
“In classic crime-fighter fashion, the Governator will have his tricked-out Arnold Cave, along with a fleet of super-vehicles and a closet full of “Super Suits” that allow him to fly and perform super-stunts.”

Kendra Wilkinson not invited to Hef’s wedding
“‘I haven’t gotten my save the date yet … I’m not joking, I’m really pissed off about it.’”

Charlie Sheen sued for $20M in TV conspiracy case
“What’s more, Meyer has alleged Charlie’s parents, ‘West Wing’ star Martin Sheen and his wife Janet, acted as ‘co-conspirators’ in killing the program.”

Britney Spears being sued for $10M by ex business partner
“The 29-year-old ‘Baby One More Time’ hit-maker was slapped with the $10 million lawsuit on Wednesday which centers around her Radiance fragrance and multi-million dollar branding deal with beauty giant Elizabeth Arden…”

Lady Gaga’s leaked ‘Judas’ lyrics aren’t quite real
“Various versions of lyrics reportedly from the track hit the Internet, and it appears that someone used Gaga’s recent Google interview as inspiration.”

Khloe Kardashian says she’s “the ugly sister”
“I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.”

Emily Deschanel is pregnant
“The actress, 34, and Hornsby, a writer-actor best known for his role as Rickety Cricket on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, met through friends and began dating in 2007.”

Allen Iverson’s Lamborghini locked up in a police impound yard
“…after Iverson got his belongings out of the Lambo — he slipped into another car … his friends were following in an even sicker Rolls-Royce.”