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The most evil microwave you've ever seen

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Microwaves are good because they provide nourishment in the form of Hot Pockets to the sector of society that’s completely given up on life. But this microwave has evil intentions. Read more

Cop in trouble for giving Pop-Tarts to gorillas

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Cops are supposed to be authority figures to keep you lawless savages in control. But sometimes, even they have lapses in judgment. For example, giving a delicious toaster pastry to a large monkey. A mistake we’ve all made at one time or another, I’m sure. Read more