Humor

VIDEO: Are we drowning in way too many first person shooters?

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That what the folks at Smosh believe, and they make a convincing argument. Read more

VIDEO: You’re welcome for this gratuitous mac & cheese footage

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Something tells me you might be hungry today. Not too sure why, but I just can’t shake this feeling that an 8 minute video of epic mac & cheese creations might really peak your interests. Read more

Two German circus families duel over tent space

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Germany’s known for a lot of things: beer, fast cars, and more varieties of sausage than there are suggestive jokes to be made about sausage. One thing I didn’t know Germany had a ton of was travelling circus families. But if debates over jurisdiction are getting this heated, soon may come the day where we ... Read more

The 7 worst legal defenses ever attempted

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Richard Cooey

America’s legal system makes America’s Top Model look like a home of higher learning. Lawyers are beating the hell out of the old alchemists: never mind lead, they’ve found a way to turn stupidity into gold by suing the world and everything in it for failing to bubble-wrap anything more lethal than a marshmallow. Read more

The 5 dumbest criminals who were foiled by Facebook

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Do you ever wish you didn’t waste so much time on Facebook? Then congratulations, idiot, you lost a battle of wills with a page of text. Your only hope is that other people are even more tragic, and they are! At least when you waste years of your life without moving around it’s voluntary – these idiots Facebooked their way right into prison. Read more

The 10 most racist food products ever

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People associate a lot of foods with different ethnicities, but what about when the food itself gets racist? You’d be hard pressed to find anything more racist than these 10 most racist food products ever. Read more

The 10 most dangerous toys of your childhood

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I’m surprised I survived the 1980’s. I was small and fragile and looking back at the toys…I can’t believe that at some point someone didn’t need my dental records and an eyewitness account to identify me. I was young and naïve and bleeding a good portion of the time. Yeah, mostly bleeding. Read more

The 10 funniest dead guys we dearly miss

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For some reason comedians have generally been second tier in showbiz and never gotten the same accolades as musicians or actors. When the late great Rodney Dangerfield said “I get no respect” he might as well have been talking about comics in general. Read more

Jean-Claude Van Dance

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From the man who touched us all, both physically and figuratively in the 80s, I give you Jean-Claude Van Dance… Read more

Computer viruses can’t be our fault, can they?

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I think this little comic from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal pretty much sums up what happens to cause our computers to “suddenly become infected” by a virus, guys. Sure, we like to blame it on our computers not doing what we want them to do, but in reality the fault almost always lies within one ... Read more

You stay classy, Billy Mays’ son

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Want to make some crap in a contest AND have some fun with a dead guy (without all that messy embalming fluid)? Well have we found the contest for you. Billy Mays Jr. is offering up some old Billy Mays products, a Pitchmen Season 1 DVD, and some stickers (contain yourselves) for the best Billy Mays costume this Halloween! Read more