humor/satire

Kill Bill + Super Mario sounds = Awesome

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I don’t really know what more I could say to convince you to watch this. If the headline of ‘Kill Bill + Super Mario sounds = Awesome’ didn’t do it, nothing will. H/T: The Sublime Blog Read more

The Sex on a Date Flowchart

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A flowchart from the kids over at Holy Taco that determines if you are going to have sex on your date. I see very little to argue with here. H/T: The Sublime Blog Read more

Star Wars/Magnum P.I. mashup? Sure, why not?

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So who makes the better mentor? John Hillerman or Alec Guiness? These are the things we must know… UPDATE: Want even more Star Wars/TV mashups? Go here… Read more

Street Fighter: The Later Years

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I thought that these folks would be doing better as they got older and out of the fight game. Guess I was wrong… Read more

Microsoft’s REAL vision of the future…

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You know all those warm and fuzzy Microsoft commercials talking about how great the future’s going to be thanks to them? Well, I think this is a bit more what it will be like. (Well done, Sarcastic Gamer.) Read more

I had no idea Greg Brady was so gangsta

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I knew Greg Brady was a badass athlete, what with his surfing and pitching and playing football. And I knew he had a way with the ladies, F-I… F-I-L…! But I was not aware he had such sweet taste in music… H/T: The Daily What Read more

Bert and Ernie are badasses

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A lot of people think that Bert and Ernie are gay. I know better. They’re really badasses that are more like brothers. Here’s proof… Read more

Twitter if you just did it in person

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What if you just went around saying to random people all the silly things that people say on Twitter? Well, this would happen… Read more

CONTEST! Come up with a slogan for Ball Sparkles and win a prize!

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Winners are… (1) Anonymous: Get Disco Balls. Party in your pants! (2) David: Make your family jewels sparkle! and (3) Anonymous: Be a sparkling reminder. Email your mailing info to excusemedougefresh[at]gmail[dot]com and we’ll get your DVD sent out to you (NOTE: you Anonymous guys are going to have to do something to prove it was ... Read more

The Monkees’ Daydream Believer: The Literal Version

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You may have seen Billy Idol’s White Wedding: The Literal Version in the past (if you haven’t, go watch it, I’ll wait) which explained a lot about Mr. Idol and what exactly that video was all about. Well, now someone finally figured out just what the hell The Monkees were doing in their Daydream Believer ... Read more

Vader & Christian Bale and the dentist

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By now you are probably familiar with the “David after the dentist” video that’s been all over the Internets. If you’re not, then jeez, what have you been doing? Working? Anyway, people have been having a lot of fun with that little video. Witness… Darth Vader after the dentist Christian Bale takes David to the ... Read more