Hi, TV executives? I have like a million dumb ideas. Can you please give me some money so I stop just pissing them away on Twitter? In the latest dispatch from the glittering land of people with no business sense throwing money down a hole,

Hi, TV executives? I have like a million dumb ideas. Can you please give me some money so I stop just pissing them away on Twitter? In the latest dispatch from the glittering land of people with no business sense throwing money down a hole, Bravo has announced a new reality show, tentatively titled Huh? that is set in the office of the Cheezburger Network, that Web company responsible for making tons of money off of other people’s memes. Oh boy, I can’t wait to watch unpaid interns surf Reddit for sixteen hours, register domain names and wear out the Impact font. That sounds so gripping.

I know it’s a holiday week and all, but it seems like there’s an alarming lack of news. So here’s a video of a cat playing with boobs. It entertained me for like 20 seconds. Why not.

“I can has tittyzf” said a clever captioner at an Internet meme ]]>

I know it’s a holiday week and all, but it seems like there’s an alarming lack of news. So here’s a video of a cat playing with boobs. It entertained me for like 20 seconds. Why not.

“I can has tittyzf” said a clever captioner at an Internet meme site.

In related news because I’m morally obligated to put some sort of effort into the posts I do here, lest I feel bad about myself and lose your respect, I read a lot of Icanhascheezburger posts the other day. It’s funny if you don’t think about it. Then, if you do and you’re anything like me, you want to fly into a murderous rage about how the people responsible for this site are millionaires and you’re here sharing your cat’s food and using your tears as a masturbatory lubricant. Yeah I’m a bit dramatic, but f those dudes.