I make gay jokes about myself far too often

Tinfoil hats

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Via Explosm comes this comic about protecting yourself from alien invasions. Read more

Man lives life in closet

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Even with the economy in the crapter, apartments are expensive. I’m depositing on one today, supposedly, and I’m pretty sure somebody’s going to require a handjob. At least, that’s typically how I assume you close a deal. Anyway, this dude lives in a closet. Read more

Watermelon

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Via Channelate comes this comic about the power of mind over matter. Man, do I wish I had this trick about seven minutes ago at the rest stop. That burger I got from Roy Rogers tasted like feet and bovine depression. See? Bet you thought I was going with a cock in the glory hole ... Read more

Man sees wife having sex with friend on porn DVD

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This seems like a completely fake entry on FMyLife (seriously, can we not pretend that half of those are real any more?), but apparently a Taiwanese man found his wife having sex with his friend, then stabbed the friend. The wife was stabbed only by the throbbing members of the man’s remaining groomsmen (presumably). Read more

The best picnic ever?

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This picture’s floating around the Internet right now and, on Reddit, is being labeled as “The makings of the best picnic ever”. Read more

"Try this fabulous cock"

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I don’t know what it is about this little verbal slip-up that makes it so entertaining to me. Oh yes, I do: The guest on the Today Show is pining away for cock. Oh man if I had a dollar for every time I had said “cock” instead of the word I intended, I’d be ... Read more

Fox News with a laugh track

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Not to get all “OH FOX NEWS IS SO MESSED UP MAAAAAN, I’M A LIBERAL AND I HAAAAATE IT” but this is a well-crafted and poignant look at how Fox News should be presented. In related news, I now also find myself paternalistic to minorities, hate rich people for their successes, and like complaining about ... Read more

1986 comic books were not big fans of the gays

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Came across this today and was amazed at how ridiculous it was. It’s a comic book designed to show, I guess, why being gay is so great. It’s called “HOMOSEXUALITY: LEGITIMATE ALTERNATE DEATHSTYLE”. The title’s really clever because it’s so subtle. Like the cover art. See? The message is very powerful…homosexuality is more accepting than ... Read more

Amy Jacobson has big boobs and does not want you to question them

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Via Fark comes this awesome article in today’s Chicago Tribune about disgraced reporter Amy Jacobson, who was photographed by a competing news station in a bikini at a subject’s home (some dude whose story she was trying to get to the bottom of), then unceremoniously canned. Long block quote below, but an interesting story so ... Read more