I make gay jokes about myself far too often

Man sees wife having sex with friend on porn DVD

I make gay jokes about myself far too often

Man sees wife having sex with friend on porn DVD

This seems like a completely fake entry on FMyLife (seriously, can we not pretend that half of those are real any more?), but apparently a Taiwanese man found his wife having sex with his friend, then stabbed the friend. The wife was stabbed only by the throbbing members of the man's remaining

The best picnic ever?

I make gay jokes about myself far too often

The best picnic ever?

This picture’s floating around the Internet right now and, on Reddit, is being labeled as “The makings of the best picnic ever”.

"Try this fabulous cock"

I make gay jokes about myself far too often

"Try this fabulous cock"

I don’t know what it is about this little verbal slip-up that makes it so entertaining to me. Oh yes, I do: The guest on the Today Show is pining away for cock.

Oh man if I had a dollar for every time I had said “cock” instead of

Fox News with a laugh track

I make gay jokes about myself far too often

Fox News with a laugh track

Not to get all “OH FOX NEWS IS SO MESSED UP MAAAAAN, I’M A LIBERAL AND I HAAAAATE IT” but this is a well-crafted and poignant look at how Fox News should be presented.

In related news, I now also find myself paternalistic to minorities, hate rich people for

1986 comic books were not big fans of the gays

I make gay jokes about myself far too often

1986 comic books were not big fans of the gays

Came across this today and was amazed at how ridiculous it was. It's a comic book designed to show, I guess, why being gay is so great. It's called "HOMOSEXUALITY: LEGITIMATE ALTERNATE DEATHSTYLE". The title's really clever because it's so subtle.