I Want February 23, 2009

I Want: Terminator: Salvation cyborg fist

No idea what this thing is called but when I strap on this Terminator: Salvation arm/hand/cyborg fist thingy and step into my bosses office he’s going to know I mean business the next time I want a raise (and to wear pants to work).

For $75

I Want February 21, 2009

I Want: Triumph Speed Triple carbon motorcycle

I know I said yesterday that I wanted a different motorcycle, but that one was just for show, this one is for kicking the pavement's sorry gray ass. The Triumph Speed Triple motorcycle features a 1050cc triple engine with twin

I Want February 20, 2009

I Want: Swordfish motorcycle

While this doesn’t exactly look like the most comfortable bike to ride, I think I’d still like to own it just so I could park it outside of my mobile home so I would be the envy of all the guys in the

I Want February 19, 2009

I Want: 103 inch touch screen table hockey

Created as a demo for the 2009 Integrated Systems Europe show in Amsterdam, this 103 inch Panasonic plasma TV puts anything and everything that currently resides in your home (including your girl/boyfriend or spouse) to shame.

H/T: UI Centric via Gizmodo

I Want February 18, 2009

I Want: Nike’s Quagmire kicks

They’re officially called the ‘Glen Quagmire Nike SB Dunk High’, but I just call them awesome. Giggity…

The SB Dunks inspired by the deviant Family Guy character feature an upper constructed of blue nubuck and blue canvas to represent Quagmire’s jeans, and red

I Want February 17, 2009

I Want: Russian Roulette Beer Bong

Need another way to get really crapfaced as fast as possible with all your closest friends? Not to worry, we have just the thing. The Russian Roulette Beer Bong! I love the product description (my comments in bold) below…

Russian Roulette Beer Bong

I Want February 16, 2009

I Want: The classic Super Soaker

It’s baaack! 20 years later the all-time classic in water guns, the Super Soaker is returning, complete in all it’s neon goodness and ready for your summer water wars… or your ex-girlfriend, or your co-worker, whatever…

Man, it’s really been 20 years since

I Want February 13, 2009

I Want: Real-life full-sized Space Marine Rhino APC

Video game company THQ did what every video game company should do when coming out with a new war-based video game. They built a tank and it’s to help promote their new game, Dawn of War 2. The tank is a Rhino troop

I Want February 12, 2009

I Want: The new Corvette Stingray

The new Corvette Stingray will make its debut in the upcoming Transformers II movie and even if it doesn’t actually transform into a robot, I want it. That and Megan Fox… just sayin’…

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