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11 year-old girl charged with rape
I admit that I don't understand all our "laws" but apparently, it's totally okay to charge an 11 year-old girl with three counts of rape. No details as to what happened have been released and police are incredibly vague as to what happened, which makes the story even odder to me, like a deeply
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SHOCKING! Young men don't want old ladies
I'm so f'ing sick of the whole "Cougars on the prowl" nonsense for old ladies with withering vaginas f'ing young guys like it's a regular occurrence, so it's great news to see this article that debunks the myth. Turns out young men...not so interested in actually dating old bitches.
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Boozing it up with maximum efficiency
Via BasicInstructions comes this important breakdown of drinking for those in need of knowledge.
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Study: Men think of women in bikinis as objects
In a new study conducted by the heroes at Princeton University, research has proven that men seeing a woman in bikini are more likely to see them as objects and not think about the woman’s thoughts. I’m stunned.
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For a good time, call…
Via Rob and Elliot comes this tale of learning how to take a leap of faith can change your life.
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Curious George hates kids
Curious George has always struck me as something of an asshole. Finally, there’s empirical evidence to back up my unwavering anti-adorable-chimp rhetoric.
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Nature's cruelest trick
What do you do when your special lady reveals that she’s a special lady who was once a special guy? Watch this Internet video and find out!
I think that this teaches an important lesson, one I’ve been imparting for years. It’s a lesson about intolerance. People say we
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Ever heard of a "Lion King"?
Ever heard of the sexual term the “Lion King”? If you’re like me, you hadn’t. But you will never forget it now.