Inanimate objects I would have sex with

The Penistron will provide you with sex

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There’s really nothing I can do to adequately segue into this, but here’s some sort of sex toy created by a Japanese scientist and, well, really all you can do is watch it. You see, the rubber vagina is connected to a series of 24 magnets, just like a real human vagina, so it adequately ... Read more

Women are never in the mood

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Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about pre-judging people’s intentions. Read more

Fruit is pretty sexy

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Something about this ad for Brazilian motel “The Charm Motel” (can I put motel into this sentence more times? Motel motel motel) made me all giddy in my groin. I wonder why. Read more

Heidi Montag is in Mexico again

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in Mexico where they got fake married and I’m posting it because she’s in a bikini and I <3 Heidi Montag’s big fake breasts. Read more