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VIDEO: Beach fight in India includes violence, random donkey

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This fight over benches outside a restaurant on the beaches of the Indian state of Goa includes some white trash-y Indian people, punches thrown, a donkey, and someone being scared away by a large stick. Just watch. Read more

Pakistani actress Veena Malik sues FHM India for stripping her naked with Photoshop

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Oh, Photoshop. What can’t you do? According to a lawsuit filed in Pakistan, restore the dignity of actress Veena Malik after India’s version of FHM allegedly stripped Malik’s thong off with Photoshop. Warning – The image in the body of this post is somewhat NSFW (but not real, probably!). Read more

VIDEO: Indian people serving food at blinding speed prove why outsourcing makes sense

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Perhaps me saying “watch this clip of Indian people serving food at high speeds” isn’t the sexiest way to induce you to watch this clip. But damn it, this is impressive. It’s a compilation of Indian food service employees serving food faster than you can imagine. Read more

VIDEO: India’s ‘Gandhi to Hitler’ movie seems delightfully upbeat

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The Bollywood film Gandhi to Hitler attempts to capture Adolf Hitler’s last few days in his bunker using letters Gandhi wrote to Hitler imploring him to change his ways. And here’s the, erm, interesting trailer. Read more

VIDEO: KFC worker flips out after being called a bitch

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In the video you’re about to see, an KFC worker in India lost his mind after a customer called him a bitch. Looks like somebody didn’t get his daily calming sedative inserted in his Double Down. Read more

VIDEO: Newsman pronounces Sheila Dikshit’s name, laughs obnoxiously

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New Zealand broadcaster Paul Henry was covering Delhi, India chief minister Sheila Dikshit (pronounced Dixit) when he got himself all aflutter with laughter. You see, he pronounced the name as it’s spelled. His response is pretty priceless. Read more

Woman claims her nude photos were exposed by outsourced Dell worker

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Nude photos are pretty big trend so it should come as no shock that many people have ones floating around out there. This is the story of Tara Fitzgerald, a Sacramento mom who, upon realizing she couldn’t find her nude photos she took for a boyfriend, sought the help of Dell’s technicians. And that did ... Read more

Indian woman fined for “defaming husband’s manhood”

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In America, women get away with saying a lot of awful things about men. But other cultures are not as gynocentric. Evidence: A woman was fined 200,000 rupees (about $4,200 US) for “defaming her husband’s manhood.” Read more

The “Wall of Death” seems like a safe job

This video is just insane, perhaps not funny. A video captured from an Indian circus shows one of the main attractions is the “Wall of Death.” In short, people ride motorcycles and cars along a wall, do slightly crazy tricks, and try not to die. Fun fun! Read more

Man forced into surgery for 21-day erection

A lot of ads catering to men focus on the almighty importance of the erection. “Take this if it’s too soft, this if it’s not up enough, this if it wears a top hat and performs at burlesque shows.” One Indian man experienced a very solid erection, but there was a small (big?) problem: It ... Read more

Quote of the Day

An Indian woman is divorcing her husband for one of the dumbest reasons ever. Of all the misogynist things that go on in India (some women aren’t allowed to wear jeans. JEANS!), this is one woman’s breaking point? The reason behind the divorce is your Quote of the Day. Read more