Italian babes

Elisabetta Canalis has traded down big time

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I have only three explanations for why Elisabetta Canalis is now dating Steve-O of Jackass fame: either this is the greatest PR scam since Courtney Stodden married Doug Hutchinson or Canalis has lost her mind or Steve-O is a magical wizard. Read more

Bianca Balti and Heather Marks are double the lingerie fun

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Bianca Balti we’ve heard of before, she’s a rather epic Italian model, especially when she’s modeling lingerie, but this Heather Marks, she’s a new one for us here. Read more

Elisabetta Canalis makes ‘Dancing with the Stars’ suddenly worth watching

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I’m still not exactly sure why Elisabetta Canalis is on this season of Dancing with the Stars. I guess it’s because she dated someone famous. Perhaps they should change the title of the show to Dancing with People Loosely Associated with the Stars. Read more

Monica Bellucci always looks the same: Sexy

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I keep saying that Monica Bellucci looks like she isn’t aging, but these photos for Paris Match magazine have me wondering what’s really going on here. Read more

Monica Bellucci continues to not age

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I’ve come to the conclusion that either Monica Bellucci is an alien or a witch. Those are the only two reasons I can come up with for why every time I see her she doesn’t look like she’s aged a week. Read more

Bianca Balti is good at advertising

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You may remember Italian model Bianca Balti from her fine work for Intimissimi lingerie. Or you may not, but after seeing these pics she did for the new Blanco ad campaign, you’re sure to never forget her. Read more

Elisabetta Canalis gets naked for PETA

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You may not like the way PETA goes about their business, but there is no denying their marketing skills. And they know that a naked Elisabetta Canalis will always get our attention. Read more

Francesca Chillemi is one beautiful Italian

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The first time I ever saw Francesca Chillemi I was blown away by her beauty but I hadn’t seen her any time since. Thankfully the folks at Maxim Italy (how’d you like to work there?) rediscovered the former Miss Italy and put her in a bathtub, sporting many handbras and once again I am blown ... Read more

Monica Bellucci just gets better with age

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I’m not sure if these photos of Monica Bellucci in the latest issue of GQ Italy are new or not as if that really matters, but I do know that I like them very, very much. Read more

Simona Fusco has an amazing, very flexible body

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I’ve been a big fan of Simona Fusco since back in the days before Guyism even existed doing bikini posts of this sexy Italian every time I could get my hands on pics of her so when some enterprising PR person asked me if I wanted some sexy pics of her to feature, well, that was a no-brainer. Read more

Elisabetta Canalis shows why George Clooney kept her around

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Every time I see pictures of Elisabetta Canalis I don’t know whether to be jealous of George Clooney or to hate him. I think I am leaning towards jealous. Read more