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VIDEO: Lesbian thieves help sell cars in Italy

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In this Italian commercial for the Renault Twingo Miss Sixty (it’s a car; branding is not a strong suit in Italy, apparently), there’s lesbian seduction, bondage, and thievery. In 30 seconds. All to sell a car designed to appeal to women. Hmm. Not sure how that’s going to work out. Read more

Italian hospital has to ask employees to stop snorting cocaine

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Cocaine is an illegal substance in most civilized countries across the globe. So it stands to reason that most professional establishments will know not to do coke at work. Not so, says one Italian hospital, who had to issue a memo asking employees to stop doing blow at work. Read more

Italian town looking to ban miniskirts, low-rise jeans on women

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If we don't fight for her right to bear legs, who will?

As a visitor to this site, odds are that you are not exactly opposed to celebration of the female form. Well, put on your outraged cap (I imagine it has angry eyes and flames on it) because one Italian town is planning on banning miniskirts to improve “public decency.” Read more

Sports by the number: 10/13/10

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Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. Read more

Mom says teenage sons were “troubled” by sexy topless sunbather

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A 26-year-old woman in Italy was questioned by police in the midst of her topless sunbathing. The reason? Her nudity and “ample breasts” were troubling a nearby mother’s 12 and 14-year-old sons. Oh yes, this story is fantastic. Read more

VIDEO: Italian player Danielle De Rossi takes a dive

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We were waiting for a candidate for this year’s worst dive at the 2010 World Cup. And surprise, surprise, it came from the Italians. Read more

The ultimate guide to the sexy fans of the World Cup nations

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The World Cup is more than just a celebration of international soccer. It’s a celebration of scantily clad hot women draped in the flags of their respective countries. So to prepare you for endless round the clock soccer action in South Africa, here’s a look at some of the sexiest fans of every single World ... Read more

VIDEO: Three guys live their dream of crossing a lake in a bouncy castle

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It’s important in life to have dreams. It’s slightly less important to have obscenely silly dreams, like three British guys who accomplished a goal of getting across a 5-mile long lake in Italy in a big bouncy castle. But still, it counts. Read more

The G8 Summit is all about the poontang

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If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: If you’re an attractive woman, no matter how far you rise, you’re always going to be fundamentally “fable” or “unfable” to the men you work with. For example, check out the eyes on European leaders Nicolas Sarkozy, of France, and Silvio Berlusconi, of Italy, juxtaposed with the ass-loving ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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People think US President Barack Obama is cool. You forget he’s a dorky black guy who studied enough to go to Yale. But if you want to see cool, look no further than the Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi…this quote is probably the best one a politician has ever given. Ever. Italian Prime Minister Silvio ... Read more

Tourists are douchebags

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Via Flickr comes this very telling image that illustrates how much tourists suck at life. Read more