The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears done got herself knocked up again. From the latest issue…

A source tells the publication, “Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical.

“Neither of them knows what to do, ]]>

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears done got herself knocked up again. From the latest issue…

A source tells the publication, “Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical.

“Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding.

“She’d expected to have her period by early September, but a home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out.

“Lynne was livid when she found out.”

Read that again…she thought she couldn’t get pregnant by breast-feeding. That’s like something a small child would think, how retarded is this girl? That’s like when I used to tell girls to click their heels twice after accidentally erupting inside of them. Sure, it didn’t work, but if you believe hard enough and close your eyes real tight, I’ll have enough time to run out of the apartment and never see you again. So I guess that’s the difference…my idea actually worked.

Man she must really love unprotected sex though. For a teenage girl to get knocked up immediately after popping one out, she’s got to have a strong hatred for latex. She may punch Trojanman every time in the face she sees him. It’s that strong that no mascot can stop this skin-on-skin menace.

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Whatever the hell Jamie Lynn Spears did to get her body back after squeezing out her little bastard, she needs to share her secret with her older sister.

I’m telling you, and this comes from experience, if this is how Jamie Lynn’s body snaps back from ]]>

Whatever the hell Jamie Lynn Spears did to get her body back after squeezing out her little bastard, she needs to share her secret with her older sister.

I’m telling you, and this comes from experience, if this is how Jamie Lynn’s body snaps back from having a kid, that douche that knocked her up better lock her down to a lifetime commitment and never let her go. That and the fact that she shops at Wal-Mart… so sexy…

My last post of the day before the link dump, folks. The things I do for you… Seriously? OMG! WTF? saves me from having to exert myself this time by bringing to my attention this hilarious video on Jamie Lynn Spears having a kid. It’s pretty funny ]]>

My last post of the day before the link dump, folks. The things I do for you… Seriously? OMG! WTF? saves me from having to exert myself this time by bringing to my attention this hilarious video on Jamie Lynn Spears having a kid. It’s pretty funny and the girl they got to play Jamie Lynn is a pretty good look-alike. Til tomorrow, my dear readers, when I hope to have my usual Saturday antics going…

Britney Spears’ little sis had her kid today, but the most important news coming our of Mississippi today is the occupation of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy. Witness…

Dude… I have found my new vocation…

Big tip o’ the cap to Isaac for the ]]>

Britney Spears’ little sis had her kid today, but the most important news coming our of Mississippi today is the occupation of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy. Witness…

Dude… I have found my new vocation…

Big tip o’ the cap to Isaac for the heads-up on this one.