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Japan
‘Super Monkey Ball’ lets you roll a monkey in a ball over a woman’s breasts
Super Monkey Ball, that game which has you controlling a cute little monkey encased in a ball and navigating suspended platforms, teaming with tight corners and bottomless pits, has always been a family oriented affair. Thankfully that’s been fixed.
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Breast Line Cover stops cleavage, betrays America
This post goes out to both our female readers and male readers who will inevitably feel a twinge of sadness: Japan has found a way to stop cleavage in its tracks.
Japan
Time to celebrate horrible voice acting in a classy way
The Onion’s AV Club has decided to honor a little known TurboGrafx-16 game from 1989 called Last Alert. Why? Because it has, without a doubt, one of the worse voice acting jobs in the history of games, and that’s saying a lot.
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Japanese guy dressed up as a ‘Fatal Fury’ character, scaring pigeons
No, it isn’t a homeless Japanese person in the park, bothering pigeons with some kind of trick involving discarded popsicle sticks he found in the trash while foraging for food. Well, it might be, but he’s also pretending to be Terry Bogard from Fatal Fury fame.
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Prada used metrosexual game characters to pimp their threads
It’s a dark day for all male models out there. Their livelihoods are officially in jeopardy, thanks to Prada discovering an endless supply of pretty boys. Namely JRPGs, as evidenced by their latest pitchmen, the cast of Final Fantasy XIII-2.
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‘Tokyo Jungle’ is animals running amok, wearing hats, having sex
Tokyo Jungle is a game in which humans are long gone and animals have taken the earth back. So what are they doing in our place? Wearing goofy hats and having sex in public places. Just like people!
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Watch a cheerleader soaked in blood sell you ‘Lollipop Chainsaw’
As we get closer to the latest and greatest from Japan’s preeminent gonzo game maker, Suda 51, the marketing blitz for Lollipop Chainsaw is kicking into high gear. As evidenced by the ad starring a perky cheerleader soaked in blood.
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Japan now has ad posters you can make out with
You know how you’ve long been craving to make out with ads you see on the street? Oh, no one in their sane mind would do that? Well, ignore that. You can now make out with ads and they’ll respond accordingly. Thanks, Japan!