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JARED ALLEN THINKS SCHISM IS A STD?

Jared Allen August 28, 2009

JARED ALLEN THINKS SCHISM IS A STD?

This doesn’t really speak well to the education of NFL players. True, schism might be a bit of an odd word. But really, considering the amount of skanky broads NFLers seem to hang around with, you’d think they’d know a thing or two about STDs.

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