Jared Allen

Jared Allen loves punching dudes in the weiner

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Jared Allen

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen shoots straight from the hip. He rarely holds back when he has something to say, even if it might offend people. And frankly, I’m offended that he uses the following words for the male anatomy. This is a direct quote from Allen after he was caught on film punching ... Read more

The 25 must-follow Twitter accounts for the NFL season

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If you’re like me, you treat Sunday’s like a sacred holiday. You head down into the man’s room with your multiple TV setup, and of course your laptop. Instead of mindlessly scouring the web for information about your favorite team or your fantasy running back that just went down, give these NFL players, coaches, bloggers, ... Read more

Jared Allen chops the mullet

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Sadly, the greatest mullet in sports has been chopped. In preparation for his upcoming nuptials, the Vikings Jared Allen has decided to clean himself up. Read more

JARED ALLEN THINKS SCHISM IS A STD?

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This doesn’t really speak well to the education of NFL players. True, schism might be a bit of an odd word. But really, considering the amount of skanky broads NFLers seem to hang around with, you’d think they’d know a thing or two about STDs. By the way Jared, here’s a full list…You know, just ... Read more