Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds broke up, much to the delight of all the men in the world who somehow think they have a shot at her. (Yes, I am referring to me.)

— Vanessa Hudgens is single now too. The line for potential suitors starts behind me (just as soon as I’m sure ScarJo isn’t interested).

— Elizabeth Hurley will soon be joining them on the most eligible list as well it would appear. When it rains, it pours, baby…

— Your nightmare fuel for the weekend: Kelsey Grammer has a sex tape.

— Carrie Fisher kinda, sorta outed John Travolta this week. Consider me stunned.

— Vladimir Putin has one f**kin’ hot mistress. Time for Obama to step his shit up.

— Winona Ryder thinks Mel Gibson’s a prick too.

— Speaking of odd things related to sex: Hulk Hogan married his son’s daughter’s doppleganger, Jennifer McDaniel.

— Remember how Rip Torn broke into a Connecticut bank while drunk and armed? Well he did. And as is customary with our judicial system he will not be serving any jail time. Did I mention he pleaded guilty to the charges?

— Did Mario Lopez break up Eva Longoria’s marriage? Sure, why not.

— Not one to be left out of all the fun, Demi Lovato has a sexy leaked photo now.

— Christina Aguilera is apparently a really, really good girlfriend.

— Remember Kelly Rowland? Well, even if you don’t, the IRS sure does.

— Britney Spears is not real thrilled that her parents are getting back together.

— Steven Tyler… also not happy about… something.

– And finally, Katy Perry/Brand got drunk.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from Victoria’s Secret (who else?) featuring their many superdupermodels in a holiday commercial directed by Michael Bay.

Continuing the weirdness that is the relationship between Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan, and Hulk’s girlfriend/daughter doppleganger, Jennifer McDaniel, the three of them recently spent Brooke’s 41st 21st birthday at the Caesars Palace Resort Casino and allowed the paparazzi to take more pictures that have me wondering just what is going on in the ole Hulkster’s little ‘riod-addled brain… I don’t think you could pay me enough money to date Brooke Hogan.

More Brooke Hogan stuff here and here.

And yes, that is the Hulkster’s new lady friend/daughter doppleganger, Jennifer McDaniel, adjusting her rack and hanging out with Brooke.