Well, if there is a better way to kick of 2012 than seeing Jessica Alba rocking her ridiculously sexy post-baby (two times over) bod I’d like to hear it. Seriously, this woman just doesn’t quit. (And she doesn’t think she’s sexy. What?) Another reason that seeing Jess looking this good after two kids is it gives us hope for Alessandra Ambrosio, who as you may recall is preggers again. Must be nice to be rich and have loads of free time on your hands, huh ladies?

The Beauty Book is a hard cover coffee table book with images of your favorite celebrities, musicians and top models. All the monies raised, will go directly to Brain Cancer via two charities called SNOG & HEADRUSH. These charitable organizations are non- profit and both rely on donations for research.

I founded this project in February 2009 after I lost my dear friend, Natalie Sattler Esposito to brain cancer in September 2008, she was 35 years old. This is one friend’s life that was cut way to short, so I used all my Hollywood connections to give brain cancer a voice and The Beauty Book was born.

Among the women featured in this 312 page coffee table book are Hilary Duff, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Leighton Meester, Hayden Panettiere, Eva Longoria, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, and Kim Kardashian (all seen here), plus Amy Adams, Dianna Agron, Moran Atais, Selma Blair, Julie Benz, Rachel Bilson, Emily Blunt, Kate Bosworth, Kristin Cavallari, Lily Cole, Miley Cyrus, Rosario Dawson, Brooklyn Decker, Jenna Dewan, Minnie Driver, Eliza Dushku, Carmen Electra, Kayla Ewell, Fergie, Beau Garrett, Rebecca Gayheart, Melissa George, Meagan Good, Delta Goodrem, Ashlan Gorse, Maggie Grace, Christina Hendricks, Rachel Hunter, Stacy Keibler, Miranda Kerr, Joanna Krupa, Demi Lovato, Rebecca Mader, Josie Moran, Carey Mulligan, Petra Nemcova, Nancy O’Dell, Anna Paquin, Frankie Rayder, Zoe Saldana, Denise Richards, Zoe Saldana, Nicole Scherzinger, Brittany Snow, Yvonne Strahovski, Jessica Szohr, Odette Yustman, and even more. Phew!

Policitally correct? Not really. Hot? Definitely.

We’re back with another set of sexy female celebrities in their Halloween costumes to complete our roundup for the day. All in all it seems that celeb babes didn’t really have their creative thinking caps on, but it wasn’t a total loss. The highlight (as it is pretty much every day) of this set has to be Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchinson (he’s dressed up as Courtney in case you can’t figure it out — nightmare fuel for weeks there). Sophie Tuner (pictured above) seemed to get in the right spirit, but the rest of the ladies just didn’t do much for me. Maybe you’ll enjoy them more than I did though. In order below: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Miranda Cosgrove, Zooey Deschanel, Holly Madison, Snooki, Gwen Stefani, Sophie Turner, Courtney and Doug, Paz de la Huerta, Bridget Marquardt, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, and Kelly Brook in the saddest Halloween costume ever.

Petra Ecclestone outdoes Kim Kardashian with superstar wedding
“…she had opera superstar Andrea Bocelli serenading the guests before the sunset ceremony, rock icon Eric Clapton playing the newlywed’s first dance and none other than The Black Eyed Peas as the dance band.”

Jim Carrey answers critics about “creepy” Emma Stone video
“People often ask me if I’m being funny or serious. The answer is ‘YES’. ?;^]”

Ashlee Simpson “drunk-dialing” ex Pete Wentz
“Ashlee was telling Pete how much she misses him and wants him back.”

Mark & Donnie Wahlberg opening “Wahlburgers” restaurant. No, really.
“It’s a good-sounding brand we could put out the product with, a great name people could relate to.”

Minka Kelly & Ramon Rodriguez more than just costars?
“They have been together long after they need to be for the show.”

Minka Kelly hinting at Derek Jeter split weeks ago?
“I don’t need a man to validate me.”

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux move in together
“Jen and Justin are very excited about living together in their new home.”

Jessica Alba: First photo since delivering baby Haven
“Alba looked calm and collected in a white maxi dress topped with a denim shirt and cross-body bag.”

Jaime Pressly pleads no contest to DUI, will have locking device on her car
“The 34-year-old North Carolina native will have to complete a six-month alcohol education class…”

Bus driver crashes into Dana Delaney — then asks for her autograph
“Only in Hollywood.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Candice Swanepoel in a new photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret’s VSX Sexy Sport

Just last month, Kelly was at Yankees stadium when Jeter got his 3000th hit. She even shed some tears at the historic moment.

Unless things went south in a hurry, I’ll just go ahead and applaud Kelly’s incredible ability to produce fake tears on the fly. Undoubtedly, a star actress in the making.

As for Jeter, he’ll no doubt recover quickly from this “devastating” split. His rolodex of lovely ladies is filled with some of the best Hollywood has to offer.

PHOTOS: Six Degrees of Derek Jeter

Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Jordana Brewester, Adriana Lima, Rachel Uchitel, Vanessa Minnillo, and a whole host of D-list celebs (Tyra Banks, Vida Guerra) that aren’t even worthy of making the list.

Indiana State Fair to re-open Monday with memorial ceremony
“More than 40 people were hospitalized after the disaster, authorities said.”

Brooke Hogan on nude photo backlash: Stop picking on me!
“I’m SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship.”

Mike Myers signs on for Austin Powers 4
“It’s unclear if director Jay Roach wil return for the fourth installment, or what the plot with revolve around.”

Jessica Alba gives birth to daughter Haven Garner
“She was born on Saturday, weighed 7 lbs and was 19 inches long. Healthy and happy!”

Rights bought to Stephen King’s time travel novel about the JFK assassination. Wait, what?
“The tome, all 1000-pages of it, is set to hit stores in November and centers on an English teacher who goes through a time portal in an effort to stop the Kennedy assassination.”

Kristen Stewart is “gorgeous,” other Snow White director says
“For his Snow White, Tarsem cast … Lily Collins, looping her into a production that has already kicked off and which will hit theaters months ahead of Stewart’s in 2012.”

Emma Watson “perfect” for Beauty and the Beast
“Instead of a modernized take like this year’s ‘Beastly,’ consider del Toro’s movie to be a classic retelling of the tale as old as time.”

Rose McGowan raised by drag queens: “I’d be stoked to do a lesbian love scene”
“Homosexuality is comfortable for McGowan, who says she was raised by drag queens after she ran away from home at the age of 13.”

Brooke Burke and David Charvet wed
“After a five-year engagement, two kids together and a hot and steamy relationship, Brooke Burke and David Charvet have officially tied the knot.”

50 Cent and Goldie Hawn have a lunch date
“Lunch was especially sweet today cause I met 50 Cent. His smile lit up the room.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Kevin Nash returns to WWE at SummerSlam and attacks champion CM Punk, costing him the title.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: How fame destroyed our lives
“I would go back and not have any surgery. It doesn’t help. I got too caught up in Hollywood, being so into myself and my image.”

Jessica Alba: I’ll drop baby weight by “starving myself”
“Jessica Alba will do whatever it takes to get back in shape after she gives birth to baby No. 2 this month.”

Casey Anthony surfaces in Ohio
“Casey was photographed on Sunday — trying to blend in by wearing an Ohio State University baseball cap, a tight-fitting top and glasses as she walked around town.”

Linda Evangelista wants $46,000 in monthly child support
“Salma Hayek’s husband may soon be digging deep into his pockets for child support…”

Ashton Kutcher to play internet billionaire on Two And A Half Men
“Kutcher will play Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a ‘broken heart.’”

Katy Perry sets singles record with “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”
“Perry … finally snagged the record as the first album from the Billboard Mainstream Top 40 chart to have five #1 singles.”

30 Rock will continue with or without Alec Baldwin
“I can’t imagine doing the show without Alec, but I couldn’t imagine doing [Saturday Night Live] without Chevy [Chase].”

Vanessa Minnillo’s mother: I wasn’t invited to my daughter’s wedding
“In fact, Helen Bondoc had no idea that her gorgeous 30-year-old daughter was even getting married.”

Kendall Jenner, 15, poses for sexy swimwear campaign
“How stunning does she look!?!? I couldn’t be more proud!”

Kendra Wilkinson slams Hugh Hefner’s ex Crystal Harris
“[Crystal] said she wanted to get married and then backstabbed him to that level? That’s like cruel.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
MTV’s Laura Whitmore’s cover shoot for the September issue of FHM.

You can check out more of Laura Whitmore at FHM.com.

Arnold Schwarzenegger returning to acting post-scandal
“…the former California governor, 63, is confirmed to be appearing in Last Stand, a Western flick.”

Jessica Alba: I’ll never get my pre-baby body back
“My body’s just different. The jeans just sort of zip up differently, and things hang differently.”

Marine asked Mila Kunis out as a bet
“I do feel bad for putting her on the spot, but it’s not like I was going to bump into her on the streets of Musa Qal’eh between now and the ball.”

Justin Bieber urges fans not to text and drive
“We need to change the attitudes in our society toward texting and driving and I am making it one of my personal goals to make this happen.”

Katy Perry follows Lady Gaga in mermaid trend
“There’s been no word on the official purpose of the photo shoot.”

Zooey Deschanel slams writer: I’m not a “snobby cow”
“I am completely and utterly shocked that a professional journalist, whom I have never met, would take a partial quote out of context and use it as the basis for a misguided personal attack.”

Nicki Minaj allegedly attacked in hotel fight
“Minaj was hanging out at the pool at the fancy Palomar Hotel when she got into a very intense verbal spat with an unidentified man she was staying with.”

DMX — Punished for sneaking drugs in prison
“DMX just scored an extended stay in his Arizona prison after the rapper was allegedly caught with drugs behind bars … but that’s just the tip of the iceberg.”

Jett Travolta Foundation donates thousands to Scientology
“Tax filings for 2010 reveal the breakdown of the charity’s donations.”

Courteney Cox launches a beauty blog
“As the designated home editor for the site, her column focuses on her lifestyle essentials…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton interviewed at the MLB Celebrity Softball Game.

Blake Lively, Leonardo DiCaprio together in Italy
“DiCaprio, 36, and Lively, 23, were caught hugging on a yacht Tuesday during the Cannes Film Festival.”

First picture of Tom Hardy as Bane in Dark Knight Rises
“Bane, the chemically created brute who first appeared in the comics in 1993, is a ‘younger’ villain for Nolan’s Batman mega-franchise.”

Jessica Alba: Why “HypnoBirthing” is right for me
“‘It’s not a weird thing,’ the soon-to-be mommy of two claims.”

Justin Bieber is launching a women’s fragrance
“He already launched a nail polish line and a unisex fragrance.”

How Maria Shriver found out about Arnold’s love child
“The more [I] hear about the story, the sicker I get.”

Country singer John Rich wins Celebrity Apprentice
“With the win, the Memphis hitmaker raised a $250,000 prize for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.”

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez kiss among Billboard Awards highlights
Bieber later praised his lady love in the press room, saying, ‘She’s amazing.’”

Pink objects to pink horses in Selena Gomez’s music video
“Artists should be more aware and responsible for their actions.”

Brad Pitt’s movie wins top prize in Cannes
“As the 64th Cannes Film Festival came to a close Sunday, its jury awarded the top prize to a movie that split the critics: director Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life.”

Lance Armstong feuding with 60 Minutes over doping allegation
“Now Armstrong has come out swinging, enlisting a Bill Clinton strategist to launch a new website, Facts4Lance.com, which disputes the charge…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
One of the stars of True Blood, Rutina Wesley, tells a funny joke for Esquire.

I wonder if Jessica is into cosplay?

Jessica Alba may be pregnant again but she managed to slip in a sexy (and a bit odd) photo shoot for the April issue of Vogue Italy into her schedule before the baby bumpage begins. This is what I love about the fashion industry. You get all these super hot chicks and photographers just come up with the craziest shit for these ladies to do and wear and they just shrug and go, “Okay.” Man, I wish I’d become a fashion photographer.

This just in: Jessica Alba is an attractive woman

The last two times I posted pictures of Jessica Alba I mentioned her killer legs. I think I am going to have to do it again. These might just be the best stems in the business. These pics are outtakes from a shoot she did for Harper’s Bazaar, which as is the norm, are better than the pics they actually used. I’ll never understand that. You know, the good thing about Jessica’s legs is that despite her being pregnant, again, is that she bounced back amazingly well after the first kid and legs seem much easier to get back in shape than other parts of the body. Then again, look at her. I’d say her whole body bounced back. Fingers crossed for a repeat.

I'd buy this video if it was real...

I don’t know how many of you were able to weather the Oscars snoozefest last night and managed to stay awake for Jimmy Kimmel Live, but if you didn’t you missed Scarlett Johansson, Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt and Kelly Ripa in tight outfits dry-humping exercise balls. That’s right. If they had shown this for three hours instead of the Oscars it would have been such a more productive evening for all of us.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Adrianne Palicki has been cast as the new Wonder Woman. I must say that I approve.

— Jessica Alba’s pregnant again. Why?

— Christina Aguilera’s ex-husband is finally moving out of their house. To never be heard from again…

— Good news, fanboys! Emma Watson is going to grow her hair back out. Send out the alert.

— Charlie Sheen might be his Kacey Jordan’s baby daddy. Or not. I’m not sure which party is more believable in this one.

— Maybe Charlie can just call The Dan Patrick Show back when the news is official.

— Remember that stupid egg Lady Gaga arrived in at the Grammys? Apparently she spent 72 hours in that thing. Too bad it didn’t ‘accidentally’ get sealed up while she was in there.

— Apparently now JWoww has decided that doing Playboy would be okay. Makes sense when you realize that she thinks her gravy train is about to come to an end.

— Kate Moss was drunk, horny and in a sex shop. In other words, just a day in the life.

— Frankie Muniz put a gun to his head during a fight with his girlfriend. He did not pull the trigger. You figure out the sad part of this story.

— Jennifer Love Hewitt should really be running her own dating service. Maybe JLove can hook up with Frankie Muniz.

— Billy Ray Cyrus is scared for Miley and wishes Hannah Montana never happened. Hahahaha! Riiiiight!! Oh, he was being serious. My bad.

— Can someone please just lock Lindsay Lohan away already?

— And finally, the Kardashians made $65 million last year. You may commence harakiri now.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from, guess who, Sports Illustrated. I figured it was only appropriate since they saw how I smart I was pimping all those hot Alyssa Miller pics (as well as Kate Upton pics) lately and decided to slap some body paint on Alyssa for their annual sex, I mean swimsuit, issue.

Why are her legs always so shiny?

Jessica Alba, who we remind you thinks she isn’t all that pretty, did her best to put those thoughts aside long enough to do a nice and leggy photo shoot for Glamour Mexico this month. You know, what? I was just sitting here thinking and I don’t think I have ever seen a single TV show or movie that Jessica Alba has ever appeared in. Is that weird? Tell me something she’s been in that I should see and maybe I’ll check it out this weekend. What the hell else do I have to do?

I like sparkly dresses...

Jessica Alba was at some dinner in Paris thrown by the Vogue people that none of us will ever be invited to or allowed within 100 yards of, which is fine because who needs them anyway, right? Jessica is looking freaking amazing here which helps explain why people like me would never get an invite because if I were at this event I would have done nothing but stand next to her and take camera phone pictures of her and then posting them on Facebook all night. It is good to see that Jessica has firmly recommitted herself to being hot again though. There was a scary stretch there right after she had her kid where I thought she’d pretty much given up on that. I guess that means I can stop my letter-writing campaign now.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Shakira has decided to call it off with her boyfriend of 11 years. Behind me in line there, buddy.

— Keira Knightley is also now single. For some reason I don’t care about that as much.

— Tom Hanks’ son is a rapper. Also, his name is Chet.

— Charlie Sheen sure knows how to party. With pr0n stars. Three to be exact. At the same time.

— The 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model short list has been revealed and it’s a who’s who of who? (I’m betting on Irina Shayk.)

— The Los Angeles County Coroner says Michael Jackson’s death should have been ruled a homicide.

— Gucci Mane got a new face tattoo and as face tattoos go this one is about as different as one could be.

— Kelsey Grammer might be a cross dresser.

— Eva Longoria? Bankrupt.

— Winona Ryder? Crazy.

— Kate Hudson? Pregnant.

— Victoria Beckham — also pregnant.

— JWoww now says that she was under anesthesia in those alleged nude photos that are just waiting to be released. “Under anesthesia” has to be code for something, right?

— Mike Tyson is being sued for $115 million. And it’s one doozy of a lawsuit too.

— Speaking of a lot of jack, 50 Cent made $8.7 million on Twitter. That is NOT a typo.

— Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel are scheduled have test screenings for the next Batman movie. I vote for Jessica.

— And finally, Lea Michele is kind of a c-word. But she’s sorry about that, so it’s okay.

This week’s sexy video is a follow-up on an earlier post we did here that featured Jessica Alba in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar. Did I mention Jessica Alba in a bikini?

That's more like it...

Jessica Alba’s fine cleavage makes a triumphant return in this month’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and in a sexy photo shoot for some guy named Brian Bowen Smith. I don’t know who Brian Bowen Smith is but I would like to meet him sometime.

Jessica looks good with clothes on too...

Jessica Alba, when she isn’t having topless sexts released to the world at large, also likes to pose with her clothes on for magazines like Elle. These are good photos as well. Sure these photos of Jessica Alba are not as good as topless pics of Jessica Alba, but then again, she WAS pregnant in those topless pics so I still feel like I haven’t seen the goodies at their peak yet. Oh well, Jessica looks pretty in these photos too. Enjoy.

There should be more sexy babes in leather in kids movies...

I thought that title might get your attention. Sadly Jessica Alba has decided to wear this leather catsuit in a kids movie, Spy Kids 4, as opposed to playing a sexy, nasty dominatrix or something. Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers when it comes to Jessica these days. So who wears a cat suit better, Jessica or Brooke Burke?

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— You know how everyone got all excited because Jessica Alba finally appeared naked in Machete? Yeah, not so much.

— By now you’ve heard that Christina Aguilera is getting a divorce, but did hear about how Xtina had to go to the hospital for the beating she took cuts, bumps and bruises from “falling down” just prior to the divorce becoming public?

— As if that wasn’t bad enough, Christina also blames her Ewok husband for her latest album, Bionic, sucking, I mean not selling well. Now that’s just going too far. No wonder she dumped him.

— Jean Claude Van Damme had a heart attack. Or not.

— Jenni “J-Woww” Farley turned down an offer from Playboy. No, really, she did. I know. No two entities were ever more made for each other. I am as stunned as anyone. I just don’t know what to believe in anymore.

— Brandy Norwood (yes, this Brandy Norwood) says she hasn’t had sex in years. Insert “I’ll have sex with her” joke here.

— Anne Hathaway was brought to tears after having a sex scene with Jake Gyllenhaal in the movie Love and Other Drugs. Man, does everyone who has pretend sex with Jake Gyllenhaal in a movie lose their mind?

— A teenage boy who accused Jodie Foster of attacking him is now planning to sue her. Yes, because I know if I was beat up by an old lesbian as a teen I would want MORE publicity from it.

— Barack Obama will be doing a guest spot on Mythbusters. Because what else is there for him to do these days?

— Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson’s marriage is going about how one would have thought it would go.

— In our weekly Lohan news, Lindsay’s dad Michael was allegedly attacked by a knife-wielding senior citizen… who called him first to tell him he was going to attack him. Again, I do not make this stuff up.

— Speaking LiLo, yeah, she’ll be in rehab for a wee bit longer.

— Uma Thurman… ummm… well… you just have to see for yourself.

— And finally, Justin Bieber is under investigation for assault. This is what happens when you turn gangsta.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the geniuses at Maxim Italy. Remember back in the summer when I showed you some of the most amazing photos ever taken, those of one Melissa Satta? Yeah, well apparently there is a behind-the-scenes video. I present it to you now…