Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

If you watch this GIF long enough you’ll discover the meaning of life. I ]]>

Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

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If you watch this GIF long enough you’ll discover the meaning of life. I promise you.

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Enough cats already, its some Jessica Alba you need, right?

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Now if only she would…..

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I get it, I get it, I’m creepy. But come on, she’s gorgeous!

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If condoms were this interesting in my safe sex/abstinence classes in elementary school I certainly would have paid more attention.

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I can tell you’re getting bored, here’s some Nick Offerman to bring you back.

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Is it just me or are dogs taking over the internet from cats?

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See what I mean? No regard for anyone but themselves.

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Frankly, those dog GIFs just make me want to dance.

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But all this dancing has made me quite hungry.

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High-five for that face plant! Because who doesn’t love people falling down?

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Again proving my point, people falling down is funny.

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Not awkward enough for you? Well, this one should do the trick.

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Asian girl getting hit with balls in her face, that one deserves a high-five.

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You’re not in to high-fives? Deal with it.

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Time to play with some guns! Oh wait…

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Cops are coming! You know what to do.

Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

This kid at Talladega is my hero.

Get off her ]]>

Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

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This kid at Talladega is my hero.

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Get off her you little rapist!

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Women were so much more talented in the 50′s.

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Eva Mendes is so excited and she just can’t hide it.

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Conan unmasks…Conan?

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Oh, just Jessica Alba swimming around. No biggie.

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The ultimate David vs. Goliath.

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Easy fellas, I call dibs on her social security check.

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White people really suck at this whole high five thing.

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He was destined to fail at birth.

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So, what you doing later?

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Honest question: man or woman?

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I’d call her the next Danica Patrick but she didn’t crash into the wall.

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This is like Hulk meets Bam Bam from the Flintstones.

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Man, fat guys have all the fun.

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Dramatic dog > dramatic chipmunk.

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Great moment on Game of Thrones or greatest moment on Game of Thrones.

Sure we’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, but what celebrity sex tape do we REALLY want to see? Thanks to the fine folks at PornHub.com we have an answer. They took a survey (now there’s a job) ]]>

Sure we’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, but what celebrity sex tape do we REALLY want to see? Thanks to the fine folks at PornHub.com we have an answer. They took a survey (now there’s a job) and what follows are the top 10 celebs that people want to see getting naughty on camera.

10 Charlize Theron (1%)

9 Stacy Keibler (2%)

7 (Tie) Sofia Vergara (3%)

7 (Tie) Jennifer Love Hewitt (3%)

5 (Tie) Emma Stone (4%)

5 (Tie) Jessica Alba (4%)

4 Kate Upton (8%)

3 Emma Watson (23%)

1 (Tie) Rihanna (26%)

1 (Tie) Megan Fox (26%)

No, seriously. Jessica Alba wrestled former WWE star John Morrison. In a wrestling ring. For reals. Well… sort of, but it did happen.

Alba stepped into a wrestling ring in Los Angeles against the recently released WWE wrestler John Morrison for what is being ]]>

No, seriously. Jessica Alba wrestled former WWE star John Morrison. In a wrestling ring. For reals. Well… sort of, but it did happen.

Alba stepped into a wrestling ring in Los Angeles against the recently released WWE wrestler John Morrison for what is being reported as a commercial for YouTube. There really aren’t any other details yet on what the point of the commercial is or when or where it will be airing, but just the fact that it exists is great news for men everywhere.

The Daily Mail has a whole bunch more really hot pics, plus we were able to scrounge up this video, proving that Jessica Alba really did wrestle former WWE star John Morrison.

Amazing.

Smackdown! Fierce Jessica Alba puts a wrestler in a headlock as she steps in the ring for new YouTube commercial [Daily Mail]

Many famous men have been known to make their way through a laundry list of female companions. With today being MLB Opening Day, we take a look at one of the best in Yankees captain Derek Jeter and assess his alleged sexual history. How does he rank amongst other ]]>

Many famous men have been known to make their way through a laundry list of female companions. With today being MLB Opening Day, we take a look at one of the best in Yankees captain Derek Jeter and assess his alleged sexual history. How does he rank amongst other legendary celebrity swordsmen? You be the judge.

Mariah Carey (1997-1998)

Mariah was Jeter’s first dip into the celebrity babe pool.

Lara Dutta (2000-2001)

Dutta is an Indian Bollywood actress and former Miss Universe.

Joy Enriquez (2001)

A singer and actress who appeared on the show 7th Heaven. One of Mariah’s backup singers.

Jordana Brewster (2002-2003)

Apparently one of them wasn’t fast and/or furious enough.

Vanessa Minnillo (2003-2006)

Went on to such fame as, ummm, the wife of Nick Lachey.

Jessica Alba (2004)

The relationship that spawned this.

Adriana Lima (2006)

Adriana was impressed enough by Jeter to go on to marry a basketball player.

Jessica Biel (2006-2007)

Moved on to Justin Timberlake following her relationship with Jeter.

Minka Kelly (2008-2011)

They supposedly broke up in 2011, but were spotted together as recently as January.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings…

Gabrielle Union, Rachel Uchitel, Scarlett Johansson, Tyra Banks, Vida Guerra

Granted these pictures of Jessica Alba probably aren’t new since they appear in an Italian magazine know for recycling pics, but they’re of Jessica Alba and she’s looking oh so good in them so they’re definitely worth a look. Plus it’s not like Jessica is running around doing ]]>

Granted these pictures of Jessica Alba probably aren’t new since they appear in an Italian magazine know for recycling pics, but they’re of Jessica Alba and she’s looking oh so good in them so they’re definitely worth a look. Plus it’s not like Jessica is running around doing much sexy these days other than taking her kids to the park wearing fake tattoos, so if we have to settle for these photos from Jack magazine, well, beggars can’t be choosers, right?

Sadly this new arm tattoo Jessica Alba was sporting the other day in the park isn’t real, because if it were she’d officially be the coolest mom on the planet. It’s actually just a temporary tattoo for a movie she’s shooting called A.C.O.D. which sounds like the ]]>

Sadly this new arm tattoo Jessica Alba was sporting the other day in the park isn’t real, because if it were she’d officially be the coolest mom on the planet. It’s actually just a temporary tattoo for a movie she’s shooting called A.C.O.D. which sounds like the name of a badass action flick, but is actually a comedy, because A.C.O.D. stands for Adult Children of Divorce. Too bad. Oh well, I guess it goes nicely with her tramp stamp even if it is just temporary.

Well, if there is a better way to kick of 2012 than seeing Jessica Alba rocking her ridiculously sexy post-baby (two times over) bod I’d like to hear it. Seriously, this woman just doesn’t quit. (And she doesn’t think she’s sexy. What?) Another reason that ]]>

Well, if there is a better way to kick of 2012 than seeing Jessica Alba rocking her ridiculously sexy post-baby (two times over) bod I’d like to hear it. Seriously, this woman just doesn’t quit. (And she doesn’t think she’s sexy. What?) Another reason that seeing Jess looking this good after two kids is it gives us hope for Alessandra Ambrosio, who as you may recall is preggers again. Must be nice to be rich and have loads of free time on your hands, huh ladies?

We’re back with another set of sexy female celebrities in their Halloween costumes to complete our roundup for the day. All in all it seems that celeb babes didn’t really have their creative thinking caps on, but it wasn’t a total loss. The highlight (as it is pretty ]]>

Policitally correct? Not really. Hot? Definitely.

We’re back with another set of sexy female celebrities in their Halloween costumes to complete our roundup for the day. All in all it seems that celeb babes didn’t really have their creative thinking caps on, but it wasn’t a total loss. The highlight (as it is pretty much every day) of this set has to be Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchinson (he’s dressed up as Courtney in case you can’t figure it out — nightmare fuel for weeks there). Sophie Tuner (pictured above) seemed to get in the right spirit, but the rest of the ladies just didn’t do much for me. Maybe you’ll enjoy them more than I did though. In order below: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Miranda Cosgrove, Zooey Deschanel, Holly Madison, Snooki, Gwen Stefani, Sophie Turner, Courtney and Doug, Paz de la Huerta, Bridget Marquardt, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, and Kelly Brook in the saddest Halloween costume ever.

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have reportedly called it quits. Her reps confirmed the news to several outlets including People magazine last night.

Just last month, Kelly was at Yankees stadium when Jeter got his 3000th hit. She even shed some tears at the historic moment.

Unless things went south in a hurry, I’ll just go ahead and applaud Kelly’s incredible ability to produce fake tears on the fly. Undoubtedly, a star actress in the making.

As for Jeter, he’ll no doubt recover quickly from this “devastating” split. His rolodex of lovely ladies is filled with some of the best Hollywood has to offer.

PHOTOS: Six Degrees of Derek Jeter

Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Jordana Brewester, Adriana Lima, Rachel Uchitel, Vanessa Minnillo, and a whole host of D-list celebs (Tyra Banks, Vida Guerra) that aren’t even worthy of making the list.

Jessica Alba may be pregnant again but she managed to slip in a sexy (and a bit odd) photo shoot for the April issue of Vogue Italy into her schedule before the baby bumpage begins. This is what I love about the fashion industry. You get ]]>

I wonder if Jessica is into cosplay?

Jessica Alba may be pregnant again but she managed to slip in a sexy (and a bit odd) photo shoot for the April issue of Vogue Italy into her schedule before the baby bumpage begins. This is what I love about the fashion industry. You get all these super hot chicks and photographers just come up with the craziest shit for these ladies to do and wear and they just shrug and go, “Okay.” Man, I wish I’d become a fashion photographer.

The last two times I posted pictures of Jessica Alba I mentioned her killer legs. I think I am going to have to do it again. These might just be the best stems in the business. These pics are outtakes from a shoot she did for ]]>

This just in: Jessica Alba is an attractive woman

The last two times I posted pictures of Jessica Alba I mentioned her killer legs. I think I am going to have to do it again. These might just be the best stems in the business. These pics are outtakes from a shoot she did for Harper’s Bazaar, which as is the norm, are better than the pics they actually used. I’ll never understand that. You know, the good thing about Jessica’s legs is that despite her being pregnant, again, is that she bounced back amazingly well after the first kid and legs seem much easier to get back in shape than other parts of the body. Then again, look at her. I’d say her whole body bounced back. Fingers crossed for a repeat.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Adrianne Palicki has been cast as the new Wonder Woman. I must say that I approve.

— Jessica Alba’s pregnant again. Why?

— Christina Aguilera’s ex-husband is finally moving out ]]>

— Adrianne Palicki has been cast as the new Wonder Woman. I must say that I approve.

— Jessica Alba’s pregnant again. Why?

— Christina Aguilera’s ex-husband is finally moving out of their house. To never be heard from again…

— Good news, fanboys! Emma Watson is going to grow her hair back out. Send out the alert.

— Charlie Sheen might be his Kacey Jordan’s baby daddy. Or not. I’m not sure which party is more believable in this one.

— Maybe Charlie can just call The Dan Patrick Show back when the news is official.

— Remember that stupid egg Lady Gaga arrived in at the Grammys? Apparently she spent 72 hours in that thing. Too bad it didn’t ‘accidentally’ get sealed up while she was in there.

— Apparently now JWoww has decided that doing Playboy would be okay. Makes sense when you realize that she thinks her gravy train is about to come to an end.

— Kate Moss was drunk, horny and in a sex shop. In other words, just a day in the life.

— Frankie Muniz put a gun to his head during a fight with his girlfriend. He did not pull the trigger. You figure out the sad part of this story.

— Jennifer Love Hewitt should really be running her own dating service. Maybe JLove can hook up with Frankie Muniz.

— Billy Ray Cyrus is scared for Miley and wishes Hannah Montana never happened. Hahahaha! Riiiiight!! Oh, he was being serious. My bad.

— Can someone please just lock Lindsay Lohan away already?

— And finally, the Kardashians made $65 million last year. You may commence harakiri now.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from, guess who, Sports Illustrated. I figured it was only appropriate since they saw how I smart I was pimping all those hot Alyssa Miller pics (as well as Kate Upton pics) lately and decided to slap some body paint on Alyssa for their annual sex, I mean swimsuit, issue.