Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba return to hotness watch: Update #3

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba return to hotness watch: Update #3

Of course, Jessica Alba didn’t pose for AMERICAN Esquire. We never get the good stuff over here. She posed for the Czech version of Esquire, because, you know, she’s big over there.

I am declaring her officially back to hot. Any disagreement?

Jessica Alba

The Jessica Alba return to hotness watch continues…

Time for another check on how Jessica Alba is faring in her daring recovery from being pregnant and ruining one of the best bodies in the world.

Looks like things are still on track. Boobs? Check. Ass? Check. Baby and douchebag husband? Buzzzzzzzzzzzz… Ohhhh, still more

WATERMELON WEDNESDAY

Jessica Alba

WATERMELON WEDNESDAY

I’ve only cried 2 times in my life. And both times involved getting kicked in the balls. Sadly, upon hearing the news of Jessica Alba’s nuptials, a tear fell down my face. A damn shame I tell ya. First he knocks her up, then

Jessica Alba

Now that’s just not very nice, Miss Alba

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren deserve each other I think. I hate him and I am starting to hate her. Every time I see pictures of her she is mad about something or mad at someone or fat.

Fuck you too, Jessica. And you’re got getting

THE 10 HOTTEST CELEBRITY FANS

Jessica Alba

THE 10 HOTTEST CELEBRITY FANS

10. Beyonce Knowles-Houston Rockets

Not really a diehard so that’s why she’s dropped down this far. Still, even attending a couple of Rockets games a year with that body cements you on this list

9. Christie Brinkley-Boston Red Sox