6 Real People with Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers

We’ve all dreamed of having superpowers at some point (today), but the majority of us have to accept the sobering reality that preternatural abilities simply aren’t possible. That is, except for some rare cases of real, actual people with bona fide powers that defy explanation.

Single or Double Ply? — Here’s a new one: a woman had sex with a man for $25 worth of toilet paper. Of course, she claimed she wasn’t a prostitute.

Always Sunny — The Phoenix Suns record may not be all that great this season, but if there’s one thing to still be excited about in desert, it’s the Phoenix Suns Dancers.

Take Your Pick: Lauren, Dominique, or Arianny??

    

Strong Opposition — Gay people getting married has been a real hot button issue over the last year. The reasons to oppose gay marriage are plentiful, but the problem is you’ve probably only heard the bad ones. Here are five that make a lot more sense.

Undeniable — Even in a bathrobe, Sofia Vergara is still sexy. … Speaking of still sexy, here’s 100 pictures of new Patriots receivers coach Gisele Bundchen. … And here’s a lady who might not come to mind right away when you think of sexy but really should: Alison Haislip, who stars in a upcoming new show on Hulu.

Jessica Burciaga in a New Stop Motion Video

The kids over at Kaloopy Media have put together yet another sexy stop-motion video for our viewing pleasure. This time around they grabbed former Playboy Playmate Jessica Burciaga and put her to work.

Jessica likes how a man kisses, huh? Well, have I got a man for her!!

The smart boys over at Rukus magazine must agree with me regarding Jessica Burciaga because they snagged her and put her in front of the camera where she most certainly knows what to do and how to do it right. Every month I am more and more impressed by the quality of the models that Rukus pulls for their photo shoots. I need to find out how they’re so well-connected. Maybe I should go hang out at their offices and watch them in action. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind.

1983… Apple Inc. releases the Apple Lisa personal computer. (The what?) The final episode of M*A*S*H is aired. The Tokyo Disneyland opens. The Nintendo Entertainment System goes on sale in Japan. And these amazing women were born…

For the next several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1983 – - – - – - – -

Emily Blunt (British actress) – – – – – – – – – Jennifer Ellison (British model)

Kate Bosworth (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Lucy Pinder (British model)

Mila Kunis (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Selita Ebanks (Caymanian model)

Jessica Burciaga (American model) – – – – – – – – – Amanda Righetti (American actress)

Adrianne Palicki (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Natali Thanou (Greek singer, model)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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How is it possible that a babe that looks like Jessica Burciaga hasn’t gotten her own TV show or cast as the lead stripper in some movie? I mean, c’mon, look at her! Tell me she doesn’t have more talent than Heidi Montag or Jessica Alba. You don’t even need to hear her speak to know this… Well… I don’t.

Remember yesterday when I showed you a video of Jessica Burciaga doing a photo shoot for Show magazine? How good she looked with the film moving in slow-motion and all? Yeah, that was nice, wasn’t it? Well, here’s some photos… Yeah, you’re welcome…

Even more Jessica Burciaga goodness here.

Lookin for something to do this weekend? Look no farther than the Playboy Energy Final Four Event….

Featuring the chick pictured above, Jessica Burciaga and a host of other hotties. And maybe, just maybe if you’re lucky enough, you might run into Guyism there.

Hey, I’m going there as a interested “entertainment blogger” with press credentials.

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Not sure who Kayla Collins is, but any chick that is posing in a bikini and letting the perfect female human Jessica Burciaga lay her hands on her has to be a superstar of some magnitude. Especially when it’s for a class magazine like Low Rider. Oh, by the way, Kayla Collins… she was Playmate of the Month for August 2008. Giggity…

More Jessica Burciaga super awesomeness here.

What is there not to like about the February 2009 Playmate of the Month Jessica Burciaga? I hear all the time about guys whining that so-and-so isn’t really blonde, or has fake tits, or whatever other thing that I am soooo sure they’d turn down these women for if they were ever actually allowed to get within 100 yards of them, but with Jessica Burciaga, seriously, do you see a flaw? Cuz I don’t…

More Jessica Burciaga awesomeness here.

Jessica is of Mexican, French and Irish descent and while I know people have gotten in trouble for trying to create what they considered the ultimate race of humans, I must say that if more Mexicans and French and Irish people wanted to get busy and make some more women like Jessica I would not complain at all.

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