jessica Langford

Naked DUIs are bad, usually

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I really can’t stand drunk drivers. It’s a stupid mistake and there’s a huge risk you’re taking, typically involving other people’s lives. However, when you look like Jessica Maree Langford (pictured, right) and you want to drive drunk AND naked, well, maybe we can work something out. Read more