Emma Watson sick of having “no control” over her life
“I have lived in a complete bubble. They found me and picked me for the part. And now I’m desperately trying to find my way through it.”

Hef & Crystal’s wedding is off — “She’s dating Dr. Phil’s son”
“”Hef is in shock. Crystal bailed and left the mansion at 11pm Sunday night.”

Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman welcome a son
“It’s been a big year for Natalie Portman: an engagement, an Oscar and now a baby!”

Joss Stone targeted in bizarre robbery-murder plot
“Two men armed with swords, rope and a body bag were arrested Tuesday near Joss Stone’s rural home in England under suspicion of planning to rob and kill the young British singer.”

Tracy Morgan reveals his father died of AIDS — admits “I was bullied at school”
“I’m sorry for what I said. I didn’t mean it. I never want to use my comedy to hurt anyone.”

Jessica Simpson joining NBC’s Fashion Star
“With an almost billion-dollar lifestyle brand under her belt she is sure to be an excellent mentor to our up-and-coming designers.”

Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen and I had “a beautiful love story”
“Despite Sheen calling Richards ‘a bitch’ during his ‘Torpedo of Truth’ tour, she doesn’t harbor ill-will towards her ex.”

Justin Timberlake: Why I smoke pot
“Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”

Meet Petra Ecclestone: The 22 year-old who bought Candy Spelling’s $150M mansion
“Don’t worry, she can afford it: her father is Formula One head Bernard Ecclestone, whose net worth Forbes last year estimated as $4 billion.”

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore: “Leave Sarah Palin alone”
“As much as I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin I find sifting through her emails repulsive and over reaching.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Shakira in her sexy new music video for her song “Rabiosa” featuring Pitbull.

President Trump? ‘We think it’s a stunt,’ says an NBC exec
“If he wants to spout off about things, we’re happy to let him. But our inclination is that he’s not serious about running for president. We think it’s a stunt.”

Rebecca Black under police protection following death threats
“One of the threats came over the phone and another emailed.”

Lady Gaga calls Madonna plagiarism charges “retarded”
“I’m a songwriter. I’ve written loads of music. Why would I try to put out a song and think I’m getting one over on everybody?”

After much ado, Lady Gaga approves ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic parody
“Yankovic said the singer’s manager has apologized to him for the mix-up…”

Dr. Dre victorious in lawsuit against Death Row Records
“Dre will now receive all of the online sales for his classic album, while Death Row can only sell the album in CD, 8-track, vinyl or cassette form…”

Catherine Zeta-Jones: ‘There is no need to suffer silently’
“If my revelation of having bipolar II has encouraged one person to seek help, then it is worth it.”

Lindsay Lohan dropped then added back to Gotti flick
“Lindsay is no longer going to play Victoria Gotti … but instead will take on the role of John Gotti Jr.’s daughter-in-law Kim.”

50 Cent joins Nicole Scherzinger tor ‘Right There’ music video
“‘Well, I was really wanting to date her,’ the rapper said with a grin.”

Chris Martin hates Gwyneth Paltrow’s pretentious dinner parties
“It’s a little odd when your hubby doesn’t want to talk at a party promoting your project, no?”

Justin Timberlake to host Saturday Night Live
“…while he’s never officially joined the cast of the show, JT has made it clear that he’s right at home on the long-running sketch comedy program.”

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen unveil new optical line
“Just one week after announcing their new online shopping site, the Olsen twins are at it again.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Jessica Simpson behind the scenes of her shoot for People’s “50 Most Beautiful People” issue.

AMC greenlights season 5 of Mad Men for early 2012
“Despite not having a deal with Mad Men creator-executive producer Matt Weiner yet, AMC is officially moving ahead with a fifth season of the Emmy-winning period drama…”

Jackie Chan is not dead, as rumored
“He did not suffer a heart attack and die, as was reported on many social networking sites and in online news reports.”

Jessica Simpson says she’s been approached to judge The X Factor
“I think it would be a lot of fun. It’s definitely my life. To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.”

Beyonce no longer managed by her father, Mathew Knowles
“Mathew Knowles began managing Beyonce’s career when she was a teenager and shepherded her through her mega-success with Destiny’s Child…”

Britney Spears announces tour with Enrique Iglesias
“In between songs at her pretaped San Francisco show on Good Morning America, the singer made the huge announcement.”

Enrique Iglesias quits Britney Spears’ US tour
“Just hours after Spears announced ‘We are going on tour with Enrique Iglesias in June!’ on Good Morning America, Iglesias has backed out of the show…”

Chris Brown gets chilly reception at Dancing With The Stars
“‘As a victim of domestic violence, I don’t agree with him coming on the show, but it’s out of my control,’ Cheryl [Burke] said following Chris’ performance.”

Jodie Foster says Mel Gibson ‘is a brilliant man’
“We work exactly in the same way: No bullshit.”

Rosie O’Donnell moving into Oprah Winfrey’s TV studio
“Rosie O’Donnell posted big news on her blog Monday night when she announced that her eagerly-anticipated talk show will call Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network home this fall.”

Jackass star Steve-O arrested in Canada
“Steve-O was stopped by customs when he got off an airplane at Calgary International Airport … when officials noticed there was an outstanding warrant out for his arrest.”

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Jessica Biel is officially single again as she and Justin Timberlake have ended their ‘relationship.’ There are no hard feelings,” said a source. Hehe, they said “hard.”

— Audrina Patridge also now single again having broke up with Corey Bohan… again.

— Jessica Simpson was drunk… again.

— Scarlett Johansson is still dating Sean Penn. No, really.

— In Justin Bieber news, he “attacked” a female paparazzo last week at a 7-11 in Hollywood. The kid is just out of control.

— Lady Gaga is not happy with a London ice cream shop selling breast milk ice cream called Baby Gaga. Yes, because how dare someone do something shocking and try to profit off it. Who so they think they are?!

— Richard Grieco wants Charlie Sheen’s role on Two and a Half Men. In other news Richard Grieco still exists.

— Charlie and Brooke Mueller finally reached an agreement about custody of their twin boys.

— Sheen is also suing (for himself and on behalf of the Two and a Half Men crew) for $100 million. Is there a judge in the world that will take this case? Oh yeah. California. Never mind.

— Lindsay Lohan rejected a plea deal this week and will go to trial for her felony theft case. Some are still saying that she could serve time, but we all know that’s never going to happen.

— Speaking of fun female celebs, Christina Aguilera is “fall-down wasted nearly every night” a source tells Us magazine. And we think Charlie Sheen might not be the best parent.

— Chris Brown has had enough of apologizing for beating the hell out of Rihanna, calling the event a “mishap.”

— Miley Cyrus is texting guys again. You know how this one’s going to end, don’t you?

— Speaking of Miley and LiLo, Lindsay was very upset with Saturday Night Live for the impression Miley Cyrus did of her last week. She even wrote a letter to Lorne Michaels about it. I wonder if she used the red or the blue crayon.

— And finally, Britney Spears wanted to be a lawyer. Chew on that one for awhile.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at Intimissimi Lingerie who, as we all know (right?) have Irina Shayk as the face of their franchise. And by face, I of course mean smokin’ hot body.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Kendra Wilkinson has yet another sex tape coming out, and just in time for Valentine’s Day! In this one she gets busy with some chick named Taryn Ryan. Anyone?

— James Franco also made a sex tape. Somehow I’m not as excited about that.

— Charlie Sheen may be the greatest partier in the history of partiers. It might kill him, but he’ll have a great legend to leave behind.

— Oh never mind, he was just hospitalized for laughing too hard at a TV show. I was way off.

— Jenna Jameson called Chelsea Handler a “dried up old whore.” Girls, girls! Can’t we just agree that you are both dried up old whores?

— Montana Fishburne attempted suicide? Man, just when she seemed to have it all going for her too.

— Kristen Stewart is complaining again.

— Jennifer Love Hewitt is never, ever going to get married.

— Jason Sudeikis is now dating Scarlett Johansson? Who’s Jason Sudeikis again?

— Did you know there was another Olsen Twin? I mean sister? And her name is Elizabeth Olsen? I guess she gets all kind of naked in some new movie she has coming out called Martha Marcy May Marlene. Be right back. Gotta go to Netflix and set my queue.

— Diddy is being sued for $900 billion worth of child support by a woman who claims he “knocked down” the Twin Towers and gang-raped her children over a casino chip worth “100 zillion dollars.”

— Lady Gaga wants women to smell like blood and semen.

— Speaking of stellar endorsement ideas, Ron Jeremy is coming out with his own rum.

— Speaking of alcohol, Jessica Simpson likes it. A lot.

— And finally… Andy Dick… also lookin’ good.

Today’s sexy video comes to us from Avril Lavigne who thought it would be a good idea to wear some lingerie in her new music video for the song What The Hell. Enjoy.

Tony Romo sure does move fast. Only one year after breaking up with pop sensation Jessica Simpson, Romo proposed to TV reporter Candice Crawford. They have been dating for a little over one year, soon after Romo and Simpson parted ways.

Crawford, a former Miss Missouri, is also a reporter for KDAF, a local station in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. No mention of when the two will get wed, although Romo certainly has some time on his hands recovering from a broken collarbone.

On a side note, Romo sure does love his Texas blondes as both Simpson and Crawford are from the Lone Star state. Now we just have to wonder if his new gal is “sexual napalm” in the sack.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Remember all the hubbub this week over some leaked, half-naked pics of Christina Aguilera that hit the Web? Well, she says someone hacked them. Because no celebs EVER leak pics like that when their careers seem to have stalled (ahem).

— Oh yeah, she also might have breast implants.

— Ke$ha nude pics might also have been stolen, but no one wants to see that.

— Julia Roberts attacked the paparazzi. She’s like a mix of Sean Penn and Naomi Campbell all rolled up in one!

— Lindsay Lohan is negotiating with Dancing With the Stars. If this happens I will officially turn in my man card and finally watch an episode of that show.

— Wesley Snipes is now in a medium security prison in Pennsylvania, in case you wanted to send him a fan letter or something.

— Kim Kardashian has a new boyfriend and you WILL NOT believe this, but it’s another athlete.

— Hugh Hefner is selling off parts of Playboy. Moment of silence please.

— The Jessica Simpson Collection has become one of the most successful celebrity fashion lines of all time selling over $750 million worth of product. Seriously.

— Jennifer Aniston told Chelsea Handler to shut up after Chelsea called Angelina Jolie a home wrecker and a cunt. You know how this should be settled? See the video below.

— Dane Cook’s half brother and sister-in-law stole $12 million from him. In other bad news, Dane Cook has made at least $12 million.

— Speaking of people with too much money, Beyonce bought Jay-Z a $2 million car for his 41st birthday.

— In celebrity news about celebrities every forgot were celebrities, former Playboy model/Baywatch star Donna D’Errico say she felt violated during a TSA body scan.

— Kids these days… Miley Cyrus doing bong hits, Taylor Momsen telling kids to masturbate more… it’s quite a world we live in now.

— To review, Katy Perry is now Katy Brand.

— And finally, MTV will ring in the New Year by dropping Snooki. Sadly, not on her head or in a pit of hungry alligators.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from Victory Poker which just moved to the Cake Network (wait, what?) and features Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover, and Victoria Moore having a nice, simple little cake fight. Oh. My.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Rihanna might get naked, just hot for Playboy. (A) She’s already been naked, and (B) She might as well get naked again with what she’s been wearing lately. This is the strict definition of a no-brainer.

— Emma Watson’s college experience is going quite well. If you don’t mind having fake nude photos of you being circulated around campus, that is.

— In a bit of shocking news, Madonna has been replaced by Victoria’s Secret Angels for the upcoming series of Dolce and Gabbana ads. My guess is that the computers doing all the airbrushing finally gave out.

— Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s totally sane mother, wants to sue Glee claiming that the show defamed LiLo by saying she was crazy and asking how many times Lindsay has been to rehab. Good luck winning that case.

— Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, it appears that she has a new sponsor. No, not the kind of sponsor she needs to stay on the wagon, she now appears to be sponsored by Pepsi. And if she isn’t, then the folks at Pepsi probably need to put a halt to this right away.

— And speaking of great parents, Britney Spears’ mom and dad got back together. Finally some stability in Brit’s life.

— Tony Danza interrupted the funeral of a friend of his by ripping into the priest for what he was saying. Why? Because he’s Tony Effin’ Danza, that’s why.

— In case you didn’t hear, Jessica Simpson is now engaged to former NFL tight end Eric Johnson. The best part: She had to buy her own engagement ring.

— Joan Baez fell out of a treehouse.

— Harrison Ford went on Conan and well, he might like alcohol.

— Jake Gyllenhaal might be gay or something, so says Anne Hathaway. Let me know if you figure out what she means.

— Tiger Woods wrote a personal letter/essay for Newsweek. Let me know if you understand a word of it.

— DMX got arrested. Again.

— Ryan Reynolds is the sexiest man alive, according to People magazine.

— Ellen Degeneres is the most likable person on the planet, according to other people.

— And finally, Sarah Palin thinks Michelle Obama doesn’t care about white people. Pffft, who does?

This weekend’s sexy video is a follow-up to that GQ photo shoot of Lea Michele and Dianna Agron of Glee fame that caused so much uproar, so if you are offended by hot babes in their 20′s doing things in their underpants pretending to be hot babes in high school doing things in their underpants then you might not want to watch. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Yeah, right…

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Alec Baldwin is urging Blake Lively to strip for PETA. Alec Baldwin is the smartest man in the entire world. (Then she’s free to do that Playboy thing we discussed a while back.)

>>> Quote of the year? Cougar Town actor Josh Hopkins calls Jennifer Aniston a “sport f–k”. I like you Josh Hopkins. Whoever the hell you are.

>>> Heidi Klum quit Victoria’s Secret. A moment of silence, please.

>>> Gisele Bundchen was photographed canoodling (yes, I said canoodling) with a man who is not Tom Brady. I am sure there is a logical explanation for it though. Like she is a whore or something straightforward like that.

>>> Dane Cook strikes out with the ladies just like you. Only he has a lot of money to make him feel better.

>>> Jessica Simpson’s career seems to be going well.

>>> Khloe Kardashian is trying to get pregnant. And yet people still need to pass tests just to drive a car.

>>> Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey take showers twice a day together. Meanwhile, we’re at work, slaving away for a buck. Ugh.

>>> Lindsay Lohan has multiple personalities. So says a “longtime Lindsay Lohan associate”. What’s more shocking? That LiLo has multiple personalities? Or that she has a longtime associate?

>>> Oh yeah, Lindsay’s also back in rehab. For the sixth time. I’m sure it’ll work this time though.

>>> At least she has Charlie Sheen’s support. That’ll get her over the hump, for sure.

>>> Paris Hilton is set to begin serving the 200 hours of community service as part of her cocaine plea deal. Most likely visiting sick kids and helping out at an animal shelter. Wait, who is being punished here?

>>> Speaking of Paris Hilton, her boyfriend ran over a photographer, and there was video. Frankly I am surprised he didn’t run over a gas pump. You know, to kill himself… because he’s Paris Hilton’s boyfriend.

>>> Eminem is returning to acting for a sex drama named 360. A sex drama, you say? Sounds like Jenny McCarthy might want to get in on some of that.

>>> Emma Watson is back at Brown University for her second year of college, horrific haircut and all.

Today’s sexy video comes to us from Lynx Rise and features Jessica-Jane Clement. Why am I giving them free advertising, you say? Did I mention it featured Jessica-Jane Clement?

Well, John Mayer sir, you were probably right.

Jessica Simpson and new boyfriend, former NFL TE Eric Johnson were boating in Italy and Simpson had to restrain herself by just dry humping him in front of photogs.

This gives a whole new meaning to PDA. We’re willing to give her a little break, because after all, Simpson did turn 30. I can’t imagine how hard her biological clock is ticking. Actually, just thinking about that makes me scared for the future of mankind. We’ll have kids running around thinking chicken is processed in tuna cans.

Our favorite Cowboy killer Jessica Simpson was in New York recently and luckily for us she brought her cleavage with her. Wouldn’t you just like to lay your head down on those bad boys? Just for a second or two. You know, without someone screaming and dragging you away while beating you over the head with a billy club. You know what I mean. We’ve all been there. Right??

Okay, one more Academy Awards post then I am done. I just couldn’t leave out this Vanity Fair Oscar Party, what with babes like Katy Perry, Vanessa Hudgens, Natalie Portman, and Bar Refaeli in attendance. Also at one of the largest gatherings of hot women the world has ever know were (in order below after Katy, Vanessa, Natalie, and Bar): Jessica Simpson, Salma Hayek, Dianna Agron, Hilary Swank (sporting some righteous cleavage), Kate Beckinsale, and Rashida Jones (Dayum!).

Megan Fox claims that she has only been with two men in her entire life. “I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.” Finally an explanation for why she is still with this dink. She has no clue what she’s been missing.

Sean Penn recently displayed his charming personality by saying of critics of his recent mercy mission to Haiti, that he hopes they all die of rectal cancer. Seriously. “Do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it,” says Penn. So, why do I foresee it being Penn that someday dies a horrible death?

Naomi Campbell was accused of slapping her New York City driver. He said she then jumped out of the car and fled. The driver spent hours giving a detailed statement to police, but then, according to officers, declined to press charges and asked that the report be closed. I guess he’s going to sue her in civil court, which makes sense since the last thing Naomi can be is ‘civil’.

Sting has been taking it on the nose for performing last October at an “arts festival” put on by the daughter of Uzbekistan’s strongarm dictator, Islam Karimov. (He’s the former communist party boss who, since 1991, keeps getting “elected” as his political opponents or their bodies keep disappearing.) So much for him being a part of the Police, huh?

Pam Anderson is making headlines Down Under as a controversial commercial for the Perth, Australia -based Internet group “Crazy Domains” has been pulled because of a public outcry. The ad is a Carls Jr. -meets- GoDaddy commercial in which she is seen pouring milk onto another rather busty beauty. Wait, where’d you go? Come back…

Academy Award nominee Mo’Nique had this to say recently about her infamously unshaven legs. “he {her husband) loves the hairy legs,” Mo says, “and if Sid likes the hairy legs, there you go.” Blerghhhsuhttthh… Trust me, you do not want to click the link to the rest of this story.

Jessica Simpson stopped by Oprah and spoke about John Mayer’s controversial Playboy interview where he described her as “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine.” Says Jess, “He did apologize. I don’t accept it. It’s just one of those things that…I don’t resent him. I’m just going to let that go. That part of my life is over.” Yeah he said were awesome in the sack. What a dick. I bet she’s crying her eyes out over that one.

Kim Kardashian recently picked out a $4.8 million, five bedroom, 4.5 bathroom Mediterranean-esque villa to store all of her shit in. There are also rumors that Reggie Bush plans on moving into the new house as well. NOW how much do you hate her?

Elin Woods is moving back in with Tiger. Reportedly. On Wednesday, Elin and Tiger spent approximately three hours together at the house where they will once again live together. Of course, Tiger’s penis will have to live elsewhere.

As if the surgeries weren’t enough, now Heidi Montag wants a baby… to generate headlines. “Heidi wants to have a baby. She also knows it will probably generate a lot of attention,” said the friend, who claims that the couple is already trying to conceive. “It seems like she’ll do anything to stay relevant.” One problem. You never have, and never will be, relevant. Side note: Why do I always hear the “kill kill kill” sound from the Friday the 13th movies when I read stories about Heidi? (Just kidding… sort of.)

Lindsay Lohan is writing a book. That’s all I am going to say about that. Just going to let you noodle on that for awhile.

Rihanna’s personal trainer is suing her. “In the law suit, Cindy [Percival] claims she was hired by the singer to perform ‘exclusive personal training services’ at a rate of $1,500-a-day but wasn’t paid for a few weeks work between September and October.” $1,500 a day? WTF? Seriously? That’s it. I am making my kids become personal trainers to stars. End of discussion.

While you most certainly have to suspend the laws of reality to believe that Jessica Simpson really looks as hot as she does in this photo shoot for the March issue of Allure magazine, we’re men and that’s what we do, so it shouldn’t be too hard. And once again I am left to ask the question, “Why are sexy women always all sexed up in magazines that are supposed to be read only by women?” One of these days I will get my answer. Until then, I guess it’s just one of life’s great mysteries.

Bar Rafaeli was apparently pretty upset about losing this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover to Brooklyn Decker and decided the best way to react was to act like a four-year old who just got clothes for her birthday rather than a new Barbie doll.

Jennifer Ellison gave birth to a baby boy named Bobby, meaning we will finally have one of our favorite boobie models back in a few months as big and bouncy as ever.

Hugh Hefner will officially be single come March 11th. Though the Hef and his wife, Kimberly Hefner, had been separated since 1998, the divorce is just becoming legal. Yes, he has been sleeping around on her since 1998. Hef is the man.

Jennifer Garner made a dolphin orgasm. I guess dolphins really aren’t that different from humans. “I said to the trainer, ‘I think the dolphin just peed,’” she said. “He said, ‘No, ma’am, no.’”

Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack unveiled a wrongful-death suit as well as his late wife’s Hannibal Lecter photos. Yes, you read that right. According to Monjack, a movie studio “killed her” when it dismissed her from her duties in the Happy Feet sequel. Monjack topped that off by inexplicably releasing photos of the late actress in a Hannibal Lecter mask.

Tiger Woods’ Whore #1 Rachel Uchitel got hired by the TV show Extra. Uchitel “so impressed producers that she’s been offered a job as a special correspondent.”

Alec Baldwin was taken to Lenox Hill Hospital after his 14-year-old daughter, Ireland, called 911, claiming that the 30 Rock star was “unresponsive” in their West Side apartment. A law enforcement official told the AP that Baldwin and his young daughter had argued and she told 911 he had threatened to take pills.

This week John Mayer had this to say about having sex with Jessica Simpson, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f—ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f— you, I would start selling all my sh-t just to keep f—ing you.’”

Heidi Montag wants to do Playboy again, only this time topless. “She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine,” according to one of Montag’s friends.

Dethroned Miss California Carrie Prejean announced that she and semi-professional NFL quarterback Kyle Boller will be tying the knot. They apprently began dating during her whole anti-same-sex marriage lobbying, alleged sex tapes and a much-talked-about showdown with Larry King.

Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWoww” Farley is planning another boob job to enhance her already enormous assets. “She wants to get it done as soon as possible to be ready for the new season.”

Khloe Kardashian (-Odom, don’t forget the Odom) wants to film herself masturbating. I guess she learned that sex sells from her sister. She added, “You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty.”

It was a close call, but the inaugural Celebrity Idiot of the Week for this week has to go to one Simon Monjack. Well done, Simon. You must be so proud.

If there was any doubt as to whether Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood are engaged, I’m pretty sure that hockey puck sized ring on her finger is proof enough.

Ottawa Senators centre Mike Fisher confirmed Monday morning he is engaged to country music star Carrie Underwood.

Underwood, 26, and the Ottawa Senators forward have dated for more than a year after being introduced by one of her band members.

Surrounded by his family and friends, Fisher, 29, popped the question at his home Sunday afternoon before texting the good news to many of his close friends later in the day, according to a family friend.

And to think….Tony Romo, gave that up for Jessica “Chicken of the Sea” Simpson? Talk about bad decisions. Underwood is hotter, smarter and doesn’t wear mom jeans.

I’m still convinced that the mom jeans is what pushed Romo over the edge. I have no fashion sense whatsoever. I even wore a sweater to work yesterday that kept exposing my butt crack. And I can tell you that I’d never even think to wear those things.

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