Posted by Neil Bulson under Alexandra Stevenson, Arbitrary Rankings, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bebe Buell, Celebrity scandals, Chuck Norris, Daisy Lowe, famous fathers, Famous illegitimate children, featured, Gavin Rossdale, God, illegitimate children, Jesus Christ, John Edwards, Julius Erving, Lists, Liv Tyler, Pearl Lowe, Rielle Hunter, Sally Hemings, Samantha Stevenson, Steven Tyler, Strom Thurmond, Thomas Jefferson
Everybody makes mistakes. Sometimes you forget to close the gas cap on your car or you forget to give the teller back her pen at the bank, and sometimes you forget to wrap your junk up and end up trying to avoid the mother of your bastard child and her persistent attorneys.
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Posted by Neil Bulson under Arbitrary Rankings, celebrities who died young, celebs, Chris Farley, dead celebrities, Elvis Presley, featured, Jesus Christ, John Belushi, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Lists, River Phoenix, The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac Shakur
People often wonder “What if [insert name of famous person] didn’t die young?” Well, we here at Guyism have got you covered. Following is a list of nine celebrities who died young and what we think might have happened had they not danced with the reaper before their time.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Jesus Christ, Local commercials, Religion, Second Coming sale local commercial, Video, WTF
It’s Christmastime. And I can think of no better way to celebrate than the lunatic ramblings of a local business owner about the second coming of Christ.
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Posted by Chris Spags under England, Jesus Christ, Man sees Jesus in a burnt frying pan of bacon, News, Religion, WTF
Religious people say the Lord works in mysterious ways. Example: A British man accidentally fell asleep while making a pan of bacon. He was awoken by all of the smoke and, upon lifting up the pan, saw the image of Jesus Christ burned into it. Behold the awesome power of Bacon.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Commuion wafers on Amazon.com, Funny pictures, Jesus Christ, Religion, Sacrilege, WTF
A lot of times, Amazon.com’s Recommendation Engine does a good job of finding products relevant to what you might want. And then sometimes, it can surprise you with what it reveals into the human condition. Like what people who buy Communion Wafers might also be buying.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Funny pictures, Jesus and McDonald's, Jesus Christ, Religion
Getting people on board with religion can be difficult in this overly saturated age of media. Fortunately, the advertising agency making media buys on behalf of Jesus is really thinking outside the box.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Jesus Christ, Religion, videos, Videos that are probably fake, Vishnu
Christian people love telling everyone else that they should be Christian too. So some teenage white girl and her equally white friend took it to the streets to convert their Indian pal to the flock.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Amusement parks, Crime, Jesus Christ, Religion, weird news
Christianity preaches tolerance and care for others (um, theoretically, perhaps not in practice). But you know what they don’t teach you enough? How to tear things up at a water park! YEE HAW!
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Posted by Chris Spags under COTD, Jesus Christ, Magic
Via Explosm comes this comic about the perils of dating a magic man.
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Posted by Chris Spags under COTD, Jesus Christ, Religion
Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about what’d really happen during Jesus’s second coming.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Crime, Jesus Christ, Religion, videos, weird news, WTF
Do you doubt the power of God? Well there may finally be proof to shut you up. Take a look at this video of some crazy guy under arrest who prays to God, gets tased, and then somehow gets away from the police (actually tasing happens in the last 30 seconds). So wait, this crap ...
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