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Man sees Jesus in burnt pan of bacon

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Man sees Jesus in burnt pan of bacon

Religious people say the Lord works in mysterious ways. Example: A British man accidentally fell asleep while making a pan of bacon. He was awoken by all of the smoke and, upon lifting up the pan, saw the image of Jesus Christ burned into it. Behold the awesome power of Bacon.

People buying communion wafers have diverse interests

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People buying communion wafers have diverse interests

A lot of times, Amazon.com's Recommendation Engine does a good job of finding products relevant to what you might want. And then sometimes, it can surprise you with what it reveals into the human condition. Like what people who buy Communion Wafers might also be buying.

I approve of Jesus's marketing campaign

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I approve of Jesus's marketing campaign

Getting people on board with religion can be difficult in this overly saturated age of media. Fortunately, the advertising agency making media buys on behalf of Jesus is really thinking outside the box.

Yay Christianity! Boo Hinduism!

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Yay Christianity! Boo Hinduism!

Christian people love telling everyone else that they should be Christian too. So some teenage white girl and her equally white friend took it to the streets to convert their Indian pal to the flock.

Christianity is dangerous

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Christianity is dangerous

Christianity preaches tolerance and care for others (um, theoretically, perhaps not in practice). But you know what they don’t teach you enough? How to tear things up at a water park! YEE HAW!