That one redneck-y dude whose wife was making him put away the Christmas tree was about as close as you’ll get to seeing domestic violence happen during a late night talk show comedy segment.

Either way, I most enjoyed seeing the big girl stand up for herself at the end. When you’re a fat girl jamming to Madonna in a Ryan Fitzpatrick jersey, you’ve got nothing to lose. It’s about time the world realizes that.

Every once in awhile, however, the drunken stories get rehashed to the public.

Last night was one of those times as Agassi told Jimmy Kimmel of a particularly rowdy escapade in Hawaii with then Davis Cup teammate, John McEnroe. An escapade which somehow led to Agassi receiving a free Dodge Viper.

Surprised Agassi didn’t parlay his meth use into some free dental work. Now that would have been impressive.

Not going to lie…pretty concerned for the little girl who got the old banana. When your reaction to seeing an unappealing brown thing is grabbing it with both hands and swallowing it down, that’s a one-way ticket to a “Who’s the Father?” episode of Maury.

Last night, Kimmel had boxing sensation Manny Pacquiao on to sing a duet of “”How Deep is Your Love”.

Unrelated to their duet, Pacquaio also said that he would fight his archrival Floyd Mayweather in a winner take all match. As in, whoever wins gets the entire loot from the fight. He also added, however, that Pretty Boy Floyd would probably not go for the deal.

No kidding.

The guy who bathes in his cash like Scrooge McDuck wouldn’t agree to a fight where he’d probably lose money. Shocking.

Children crying over stupid things: Always funny. Yes, kids, your lives are forever ruined now that you’re not going to eat stale candy corn some pederast put in your pumpkin bucket after scratching his ass. There are people unemployed and unable to afford living in their homes but your plight of being unable to eat a bite-sized Twix is of the utmost importance. Damn selfish kids.

Jimmy Kimmel Makes Kids Cry Over Halloween Candy [Viral Viral Videos]

I can’t imagine why I expected a more coherent interview from a guy wearing an ice cream costume on the street as a career. A living’s a living, of course. But Kimmel might have been able to get as eloquent an interview from an actual oversized talking ice cream cone.

Also, this dude was married three times? Nothing’s a panty dropper quite like telling a chick, “I have to wear rainbow sprinkles as part of my work outfit, baby.”

Well yesterday, Johnson indeed admitted to Jimmy Kimmel that he was doing just that.

You have to really hand it to Magic Johnson. He was arguably one of the most successful athletes on the field of play regardless of sport but amazingly, his best performance has been in his post-NBA days.

While many athletes toil in bankruptcy (Antoine Walker), gambling (Michael Jordan), and bad business deals (John Elway), Johnson thrives as a successful businessman.

I guess the CBS News had the Double Rainbow guy on their program via webcam to give his take on the vid he recorded for Youtube, and he kinda fits the sterotype of a person that would get this much enjoyment out of a rainbow.