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Chinese guy falls hard

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You know what’s a dead-giveaway for a slow day on the Internets? A video of a dude falling. And lo and behold what do we have here? I do have to say though, it is a pretty spectacular fall. Read more

Does she spit or swallow?

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Via Explosm comes this fun look at dating in our crazy 21st century. Read more

Free nude girls

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Via Quiet Glen Mind Police (an easy to remember name if I’ve ever seen one) comes this take on what happens when you finally decide to click a pop-up ad. Read more

Not the right kind of facial

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Via ChannelAte comes this old comic that amused me more than you could possibly understand. Read more

Now that is some well-done PG Porn

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In the latest installment of James Gunn’s PG Porn, porn ho Sasha Grey dresses up like a Catholic school girl in need of a car fixing and, well, it’s just kind of awesome. Watch it below. I’m not really good at fixing cars, but I can really relate to the mechanic here. It’s so hard ... Read more

Watch out for…dick monsters?

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I don’t know if it’s because I grew up and live in the city, but lakes can be absolutely terrifying. Jason from Friday the 13th came out of a lake. So did, uh, Pol Pot (or I can’t think of a second one, f you). Well, now you have to also worry about penis monsters ... Read more

Woman gets jerked off on in plane. Read that again.

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Anything I give you here will just sully the beauty of this article. So read the snippet below. A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to ... Read more