Jizm March 18, 2009

Not the right kind of facial

Via ChannelAte comes this old comic that amused me more than you could possibly understand.

Jizm January 28, 2009

Now that is some well-done PG Porn

In the latest installment of James Gunn’s PG Porn, porn ho Sasha Grey dresses up like a Catholic school girl in need of a car fixing and, well, it’s just kind of awesome. Watch it below.

I’m not really good at fixing cars, but I can really relate

Jizm November 24, 2008

Watch out for…dick monsters?

I don't know if it's because I grew up and live in the city, but lakes can be absolutely terrifying. Jason from Friday the 13th came out of a lake. So did, uh, Pol Pot (or I can't think of a second one, f you). Well, now you have to also worry about penis monsters with tentacles.

Jizm March 17, 2008

Woman gets jerked off on in plane. Read that again.

Anything I give you here will just sully the beauty of this article. So read the snippet below.