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Video games are destroying the very foundation of manhood, claims CNN

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To be fair, it wasn’t CNN per say making such accusation, just one of their editorialists. But they deserve blame for giving such a dumb ass the time of day as well. Read more

Study: Skinny men make less than husky ones

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Good luck affording those skinny jeans now, you waifish bastard.

A new study that took a look at over 20,000 United States and German workers shows that skinny men make less than their fatter compatriots while, not surprisingly, thin women financially outperform heavier set gals. Better hit the elliptical before you ask for that raise. Read more

Homely tattooed woman told to put a bag over her head by job center

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Hayley O’Neil, a 23-year-old in the UK, went to a job center seeking help in finding a new job. What she got, however, was told that she would never get hired looking how she looks. Context: This is what she looks like. Read more

Flight attendant gets fed up with job, escapes through emergency slide

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Who hasn’t had a day where your job sucks so bad that you just want to run away? Unfortunately for all of us, we don’t have awesome inflatable slides to escape from like Steven Slater, a JetBlue flight attendant who broke down during a flight, cursed out everyone, and escaped via the aforementioned slide. Read more

How to get that dream internship you’ve always wanted

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There are a lot of how to’s out there telling you the best way to get your dream internship. But really, it’s simple to get a job you’ve always wanted. Just be a completely entitled ass, like this intern applicant who didn’t hear back from the place he applied to quickly enough. Read more

The 10 most annoying corporate-speak phrases and what they really mean

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You’ve heard them all, and they probably irritated you every time. They’re annoying, indirect, and overused. These phrases need no further introduction. Read more

Woman fired for showing her awesome new implants at work

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It’s often a tough battle for women in the workplace that’s really only opened up a bit over the past decade with providing women with equal opportunities to their male peers. But unfortunately there are some people who aren’t the feminists that you and I are, like the people at Conde Nast who fired an ... Read more

Employee training videos will make you want to never work again

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Have you ever done a job for a generic corporation in some sort of customer service-ish position? Then you’re probably familiar with the beast that is the corporate training video. Fortunately, a brave company called Media Partners is trying to make those training videos more relatable to the kids. But how? Through the power of ... Read more

You may want to avoid 66 percent of this strip club

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I’m all for hiring people with very specific talents. But this strip club seeking talent for its adult entertainment establishment might be approaching things the wrong way. Read more

Bring all your unemployed mouths

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It’s a recession out there, so if you need a job, look no further than Baladoche and their decadent desserts. They’ll get you all the work you need, baby. Read more

Uhhh, cop probably wasn't the right job for you

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What does a man have to say to get arrested and jailed for 30 years immediately after a job interview with a local police department? Starting with admitting to possessing child porn and having sex with a minor is a good start. Read more