So nice to have you back, Jodie...

Remember how a week or so ago I reminded you of the existence of Jodie Marsh. You know, Jodie, who’s famous for, ummm, for, well… for being busty? Yeah, well, she just did a pretty sweet photo shoot for ZOO. She’s back, baby. The boys over at ZOO (where they have a verrrry nice video to accompany these and more photos – including some NSFW ones – of Jodie) say that she “looks hotter than ever.” I don’t know about hotter than ever. I kinda liked her when she was a little less, uh, scary. Her bewbs still look fantastic though so I’ll let her slide (preferably up and down).

How many of you out there remember who Jodie Marsh is? I do, just because I used to think she was a little hottie. A hottie who used to pose with her top off. Then she got weird. Well, weirder. And then kind of fell off the face of the Earth. I guess now she’s back. Sort of. I have no freaking idea what she’s doing on these photos other than proving that’s she’s still alive and sharing some of her sweet cleavage with her fans. Whatever the reason for her return, let’s hope it’s permanent because I need some more WTF in my life.

Jodie Marsh, one of those British babes that is famous for reasons unbeknownst to me… I guess it’s because she has big boobies and goes to lots of parties, has gone from a babe I thought was kind of cute and felt a bit sorry for to a babe that pretty much lost her mind, to now a babe who could do hurtful things to you. I am loving the non-clown makeuped version of Jodie I see here, but the muscles frighten me a little. Sorry there’s just three pics, but do you really need more than that?

More Jodie Marsh stuff at various stages of oddness/cuteness here.

Okay, that’s it. I no longer find Jodie Marsh to be hot (59% of you agreed). These pics of her at the Palace Night Club over the weekend broke the camel’s back. I used to think she was cute and sexy because I had seen her sans makeup, but she’s just gone too far now. Granted I am always glad to see some big fake boobs on display so I am posting these pics, but my infatuation with her is over. Now I will only focus on her boobs. It’s how I roll… (I’d still hit it, of course.)

More Jodie Marsh stuff here.

Me personally? I think that Jodie Marsh is a cute girl (underneath all the makeup) with a rockin’ body and some serious attention/self-esteem issues (AKA marriage material). And since she is currently soliciting sperm donors, I’d like to declare myself available. I would have no problem making a “deposit”.

Hot? Perhaps. Classy? Not a chance.

Hey, bud, help me out with other Hot or Nots!

Now I know that technically Gemma Atkinson is naked above, but we still haven’t seen the naughty bits. Misleading advertising! Luckily the girls below more than make up for it…

Click here to see these and other pics like them uncensored.

ZOO also has an additional 15 more pics of hot, naked British babes if you’re interested. Bye…

She was actually at the premiere of some crap called Daylight Robbery. Whatev… big boobs!

Jodie Louisa Marsh (born 23 December 1978) is an English glamour model and television personality. She has appeared topless in many tabloid newspapers and has appeared on her own reality TV show, Totally Jodie Marsh.

So there you have it. Now we know. Try not to look too hard…

Topless, you say? Hmmm…