John McCain

The 6 cartoons most likely to make you get out and vote

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It’s that time of the year where everyone casts a vote for a candidate but, more importantly, casts their support for democracy. But if all the celebrity endorsements and media blitz weren’t enough to make you run out and place a vote for either of the two Presidential candidates, maybe these cartoons might make you ... Read more

Dramatic McCain

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It’s almost Election Day… whoopee… If this video doesn’t inspire you to ROCK THE VOTE! nothing will. So which is better? Dramatic McCain or the original (remixed) below? Read more

What if political ads were made by prominent directors?

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I usually abhor parody videos but these are pretty well made. Check out this collection of political ads for John McCain, “made by” Diablo Cody (Juno), David Lynch (Twin Peaks), and M. Night Shyamalan (Twist Crap parts 1-4). Nothing really to add here other than the fact that I just thought these were extremely well ... Read more

Caption this…

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"Um, John, are you okay?"

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So I’m pretty sure John McCain was trying to eat Barack Obama’s brains last night. Read more

McCain-Palin supporters are way smart

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There’s a good chance that if you read this site, you consider yourself part of the more intelligent side of America (or, at the very least, consider yourself to be better than most people). Well, here’s proof that you are: Sure, it’s easy to call these McCain-Palin supporters idiots. It’s easy to call them mouthbreathers ... Read more

David Letterman went after John McCain HARD

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Amidst news that John McCain was suspending his campaign, he was scheduled to appear on David Letterman’s late night talk show. After he pulled out, citing a need to immediately fly to Washington to get to work, Letterman understood..ish. Until he heard from staffers that McCain wasn’t actually on a plane, but rather speaking to ... Read more

PALINWATCH: How to earn a VP nomination

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Don’t worry, I’m not going to make the switch to a politics blog; this is probably the last Palin update for a while (unless she has a sex tape or something in which case, reluctant schwiiiiing). A hilarious image from Palin’s speech last night a the Republican National Convention. Now that’s how you teach your ... Read more

Now we know why John McCain picked Sarah Palin

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For the same reason any of us would have picked her. Sarah Palin is a MILF! Just check out Johnny-Mac and his wandering eyes in this clip for further proof… Read more

John McCain freaks us out

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Those massive chipmunk cheeks and single row of yellow teeth. We don’t know if we can make it to November… Chipmunks are supposed to be cute. J-MAC IS NOT CUTE… Read more

Interlude: Code

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