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Quote of the Day

Chris Spags — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:10:14 +0000

It brings me joy to see that Kate Gosselin from Jon and Kate Plus 8 has her fame dwindling intensely right now since she’s pretty much universally accepted as a horrible person now. So the show, and Kate specifically, is making one last grasp for attention by airing a special “announcement” in the show’s usual timeslot next week.

The reality show’s regularly scheduled episode will be pre-empted by a one-hour “special” Monday night, according to a TLC promotional spot released Thursday.

“Recently, we’ve made some life-changing decisions, decisions that will affect every member of our family, ones that we hope will bring each of us some peace,” Kate Gosselin says in the video promo.

As she speaks, these words cross the screen:

“A family in turmoil … A relationship at a crossroads … Where do they go from here?”

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Kate Gosselin is a great mom

Chris Spags — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:00:05 +0000

Kate Gosselin, better known as Kate of the Jon and Kate Plus 8 team, is a horrible person. But up until now, there hasn’t been a whole lot of meaningful proof of it. Well, here we go with one that’s a doozy: Watch Kate deny her children water.

Description from WWTDD:

Here we see Plus 8 chasing fireflies and playing kick the can. Oh wait no they’re in a television studio so Kate can use them as props while she does an interview. While they wait, Mady says she’s thirsty. Kate ignores her. Mady says it again. Kate asks for a bottle of water, then takes a sip herself, then puts it away. Mady is, at best, three inches away when this happens. Mady says, “You’re really really mean, you drank it right in front of my face.” And Kate says, “Be quiet.” Then, FOR THE SECOND GOD DAMN TIME, Kate pretends as if she’s going to give a sip of water to adorable little girl, but then doesn’t.

That is straight up heartless. If I saw a child on the street and they were thirsty, I’d probably give them some water assuming they weren’t a different skin tone because come on, this isn’t charity. But this Kate won’t even give her own kids some water when we has a bottle full of it right there. Do you realize how crapty of a mom you have to be for your 7 year-old daughter to understand how much of a bitch you are? Kids aren’t really known for their perceptive abilities. You could crap on a child’s hamburgers every day for a month and they’d just stare at you and giggle then ask when Spongebob is coming on.

Kate from Jon and Kate Plus 8 knows what's up

Chris Spags — Wed, 13 May 2009 19:32:59 +0000

I’ve been loosely following the Jon and Kate Plus 8 “controversy” where they’re both cheating on each other or whatever. As a male, I’m not particularly familiar with the show, so I figured it was my duty to do more research and see if there’s something mockable. But man, I really respect Kate now after seeing this video.

She’s deploying her children as though they were slaves! But then acting like she just did it for an adorable TV bit. That’s SO CLEVER. In my apartment, I’m forced to lug around objects and pour my own beverages but meanwhile this woman who has no job just makes her little kids wait on her. Sure, right now it’s lugging gallons of juice, but soon it’ll be adorable trips to rake the leaves or cute adventures in soldering together a table. Oh and the very special vacation episode in which Kate goes to the Bahamas while the kids build and varnish a patio. Then again, based upon half the ethnicity of the children, White Devil Kate may just want a railroad built. It’s genius, I tell you. Genius!

Regarding the adultery though, who cares? Kate needs an, ahem, larger gentleman to fill her stretched out love cave. And Jon needs to get some side trim after Kate’s cooch has been ravaged like that tauntaun that Luke Skywalker slept inside in Star Wars. So hey, let them both roam.