Jon Kitna

THE SOAP OPERA CONTINUES, KITNA TO IR?

Apparently, the high comedy of the Lions season wasn’t enough because now it looks like half man-half deity Jon Kitna is headed to the IR…or traded, whichever comes first I guess. Not sure why someone would want to trade for a guy that is supposedly having some serious back spasms. But then again, this is ... Read more

WILL GOD HEAL JON KITNA?

Tough to say whether the big man upstairs has enough compassion to bail out Jon Kitna this time. I mean, after all, he did miraculously cure him last year from that devastating concussion… The Detroit News is reporting that Kitna’s back may keep him out of action this week. Lions quarterback Jon Kitna underwent an ... Read more

THE LIONS HAVE THEIR HEADS UP THEIR BUTTS

So let me get this straight…. One of the worst teams in the NFL slapped you around on their home field? A rookie quarterback torched you for a TD on his very first NFL pass? A running back who was a backup his whole career set a team rushing record? Oh yeah, those are the ... Read more

JON KITNA IS TIGHT WITH HIS CENTERS

We might as well make a list of Kitna-isms. “I guarantee 10 wins” “He doesn’t have that kind of ability. It wasn’t like you were scared to throw at him, I guess.” “Nobody gets to touch his butt but me” Wait, what was that last one “When (center) Dominic Raiola is in the game, I’ll ... Read more

Jesus Responds to Dana Jacobson

After Dana Jacobson dropped the F bomb on him, Jesus has finally decided to defend himself. One can only take so much abuse you know. And since Jesus cant come himself, he has decided to send one of his disciples to do his fighting for him. No, not Peter or John you Bible Thumpers out ... Read more

A Summary of the Lions season

This video has been making the rounds the last couple of days. Figure Id throw it up in case anybody hasnt seen it. Pretty accurate throw by Kitna, dont you think? Read more