Buying jeans is about the last thing on my mind right about now...

And I have zero problem with that. Though I have no idea how having Kate Moss pose without a shirt on is supposed to make anyone, let alone women, want to run out and buy a pair of Liu Jo jeans. Then again, if I have learned anything from ad campaigns for women’s jeans logic really has nothing to do with them. Fashion!!

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Adrianne Palicki has been cast as the new Wonder Woman. I must say that I approve.

— Jessica Alba’s pregnant again. Why?

— Christina Aguilera’s ex-husband is finally moving out of their house. To never be heard from again…

— Good news, fanboys! Emma Watson is going to grow her hair back out. Send out the alert.

— Charlie Sheen might be his Kacey Jordan’s baby daddy. Or not. I’m not sure which party is more believable in this one.

— Maybe Charlie can just call The Dan Patrick Show back when the news is official.

— Remember that stupid egg Lady Gaga arrived in at the Grammys? Apparently she spent 72 hours in that thing. Too bad it didn’t ‘accidentally’ get sealed up while she was in there.

— Apparently now JWoww has decided that doing Playboy would be okay. Makes sense when you realize that she thinks her gravy train is about to come to an end.

— Kate Moss was drunk, horny and in a sex shop. In other words, just a day in the life.

— Frankie Muniz put a gun to his head during a fight with his girlfriend. He did not pull the trigger. You figure out the sad part of this story.

— Jennifer Love Hewitt should really be running her own dating service. Maybe JLove can hook up with Frankie Muniz.

— Billy Ray Cyrus is scared for Miley and wishes Hannah Montana never happened. Hahahaha! Riiiiight!! Oh, he was being serious. My bad.

— Can someone please just lock Lindsay Lohan away already?

— And finally, the Kardashians made $65 million last year. You may commence harakiri now.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from, guess who, Sports Illustrated. I figured it was only appropriate since they saw how I smart I was pimping all those hot Alyssa Miller pics (as well as Kate Upton pics) lately and decided to slap some body paint on Alyssa for their annual sex, I mean swimsuit, issue.

Nice boa...

It’s been awhile since I did a post on Kate Moss. Mostly because I don’t find her all that sexy. However, I do like this Valisere Lingerie company and it’s a babe in her underwear so my hand was kind of forced. Also, this is one of the rare times I have seen pictures of Kate Moss where she wasn’t either topless or slipping a nip while drunk at a club. I guess I have a soft spot in my heart for her for those reasons alone so here we are today.

Either the producers of the Linda Lovelace movie that Lindsay Lohan was/is supposed to star in didn’t get the memo that LiLo is pretty much Los Angeles-bound, thanks to her legal difficulties or they’ve moved the set from Texas to California. And I sure hope they don’t think she’s going to get time off for good behavior either because Lindsay has already been out clubbing and frequenting house parties. She’s going to get busted sooner or later, even if she does rub tree oil on her leg or try using a paperclip to jam her SCRAM anklet. Oh, and about the Lovelace movie being shot it Texas?? Never mind… we can scratch that… apparently Lindsay lied to the judge about that. Like I said before, she is so going to the slam.

Here’s further proof that Lindsay has totally got all her sh-t together, y’all…

In other legal news, Heather Locklear will not be charged for running over a no parking sign, because, ummm, cops investigated but could not place Heather behind the wheel of the car that murdered the sign.

So who is going to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3? First we heard that Gemma Arterton was up for consideration, but now it seems that Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has the inside track despite the fact that she’s never been in a film before. Maybe the claims that Michael Bay only used Megan in the flick for her looks are true.

For all you Miley Cyrus pedos fans out there, your girl is reported to have gone on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree and her boyfriend just moved in with her. Next thing you know Jamie Spears is going to want to take her to court to take charge of all her affairs. Wait, sorry, wrong trailer park family. Sorry.

This is sure to disappoint a few of you. Christina Aguilera has canceled her summer tour amid reports of poor ticket sales. The very tour that she was promoting the face off of. Her people are spinning it differently though. They say it’s been postponed to next year because Aguilera ‘needed more time to rehearse’. Uh huh.

This will also probably disappoint a few of you as well. It seems that, get ready, Stacy Keibler may be a bit of a diva. And no I am not referring to her days in the WWE. Get ready for it… She actually had to wait a few minutes to get her nails done. I KNOW!! According to the National Enquirer, Stacy was so annoyed that she had to wait five minutes for her appointment that she seethed in silence during her manicure session. Man… don’t those people know who she is?! She famous!!

Speaking of famous female singers, apparently Celine Dion’s neighbors hate her and she hasn’t even moved into her house yet. They’re mad because she dug six deep wells to help feed her new home/waterpark and are going to be wasting a sh-tton of fresh water. They say that now, but wait til the first time they get to go on her log flume, then they’ll change their tune.

If you couldn’t stand her before, this might do the trick. Tila Tequila, who just so happens to have just released a music album, announced on her blog that she’s addicted to “prescription pills” and will now appear on Celebrity Rehab. I don’t know who I hate more, Tila or whoever the hell decided to put on a another TV show.

As for people who actually like Tila Tequila, Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis is back in the news. This time for hitting a woman – again – allegedly. Oh, did I mention this woman was pregnant? She was pregnant. A pregnant employee. Now I know times are tough, but if you’re a female, any female, would you ever have taken a job working for him in the first place? I don’t like blaming victims of alleged crimes, but there is such a thing as judgment.

Tiki Barber got a rude awakening this week when his wife (soon to be ex-wife, I assume) wouldn’t let him into the delivery room while she gave birth to the couple’s twins. Kinda makes nailing that 23 year-old NBC intern seem kind of dumb now doesn’t it?

The eagerly-anticipated Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is out. No, not on DVD, but all over the freaking Internet. In the interest of mankind I provide you with a link to a link to the video. You’re welcome.

Speaking of ladies doing sexy things, Courtney Love claims that she and Kate Moss once had a lesbian fling. Drop me a comment below if you care.

And lastly, Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack died this week at the age of 39. People just don’t seem to be living as long these days for some reason.

Kate Moss did like her 800th photo shoot for Vogue UK this month. While I don’t get the fascination with Kate, I guess someone out there likes her or she wouldn’t keep getting work. Then again Kate is obviously not bothered by going topless and getting hammered then slipping out of her bra, so I guess in a way she’s the perfect woman. Whoops, was that sexist? My bad. Anyhoo, I actually thought she looked pretty nice in these photos so for those of you who still dig her, you’re in for a treat.

No idea what V magazine is, but any magazine that can pull together Gisele Bundchen, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova for a swimsuit issue has to be okay in my book… if I had a book, which I don’t. Although I must take issue with what they constitute a ‘swimsuit’. When I think of a swimsuit issue, I think of bodypaint and tiny bikinis. Things sorely lacking in this attempt. Especially when you consider the top grade models they got to do this bad boy. Very disappointing… I guess maybe they aren’t okay in my book… if I had one, which I don’t.

Now I know that approximately 51.7% of you don’t find Miss Kate hot, but this is for the 48.3% of you who do, and the 100% of you who like to look at boobies regardless of to whom they are attached.

For the uncensored versions of Kate Moss’ nude fun, click here!

So according to a survey done by some place called Fabulous Mags, men prefer curvy women….

No way?

Uh, really, did you need to conduct a survey for that?

Waste of money I tell ya.

I don’t know many men who would take this over Kelly Brook.

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Now was that so bad?

I have no idea who Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone, so don’t ask me which one is which. Okay, I guess Lara is the blonde if the cover lists them in the order they appear. Eh, who cares? Just enjoy the show.

Click here to view the nude pics from this photo shoot.