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Johnny Depp: The complete hookup history

Douglas Charles — Fri, 11 May 2012 18:00:17 +0000

Since he has yet another film coming out this weekend (Dark Shadows) we figured the next ladies man whose alleged sexual history we’d take a deeper look at this week is Johnny Depp. Quantity is not Johnny’s strong suit as he appears to be more of a one-woman man for the most part, but the quality of the women he’s been with is hard for any man to match, as you will see.

Sherilyn Fenn (1986-1988)

This was at the height of Depp’s 21 Jump Street fame and pre-Twin Peaks fame for Sherilyn. They were reportedly engaged, but as you can see, that didn’t work out. Side note: If you haven’t seen her Playboy spread or her appearance in Two Moon Junction you really owe it to yourself to check them both out.

Jennifer Grey (1989)

We’re still in the 21 Jump Street time period and this was the pre-nose job Jennifer Grey still super famous for her role in Dirty Dancing. They too were reportedly engaged.

Winona Ryder (1989-1993)

Depp left Jump Street in the middle of his relationship with pre-kleptomania Winona Ryder fresh off her legendary role in Heathers. They too were engaged with Depp even going so far as to get a tattoo that said “Winona Forever” which he later had altered to say “Wino forever.”

Ellen Barkin (1994)

Depp took a dip into the cougar pool during a brief relationship with Ellen Barkin, nine years his senior. Amazingly, they were not engaged.

Kate Moss (1994-1998)

Back to another long-term relationship for Johnny. And guess what? They also were reportedly engaged at some point.

Vanessa Paradis (1998-Present?)

Back in January of this year it was widely reported that Depp and Paradis had split up. They haven’t been seen together publicly since. She didn’t even attend Depp’s son’s 10th birthday party. But just this week he vehemently denied that they had split up, so who knows?

Ashley Olsen (2012)

Fueling speculation that Depp and Paradis had broken up was the fact that he reportedly spent the night at Ashley’s apartment in February and tried to sneak out the next day at noon, but was caught by the press.

Amber Heard (2012)

Further fueling rumors of a split, Johnny and Amber Heard were “spotted looking quite cozy” in Las Vegas last month. One problem is that Heard has come out as a lesbian. Still, it is Johnny Damn Depp we’re talking about here.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings…

Naomi Campbell, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Holly Robinson Peete

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Previous hookup histories on Guyism.

Jack Nicholson: The complete hookup history

Douglas Charles — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:30:13 +0000

Last week we took a look at one of the most prolific celebrity womanizers in Leonardo DiCaprio. This week we continue our series with a man who has allegedly hooked up with at least as many famous women as Leo: Jack Nicholson. Of course the difference here is that Jack just turned 75 on Sunday while Leo is half that age. That being said, it’s still a rather impressive list. Jack also gets points for scoring with women many, many years younger than him (noted below).

NOTE: In the interest of brevity, we’ll just list all his ladies up to his longest romance: Anjelica Huston. It’s also been reported that Jack has nailed over 2,000 women, but today we’re just going to focus on the famous ones.

Previous hookup histories on Guyism.

Pre-Anjelica

Sandra Knight (1958-1968), Mimi Machu (1967-1971), Susan Anspach (1969-1971), Rita Moreno (1970), Candice Bergen (1971), Michelle Phillips (1971-1972).

Anjelica Huston (1973-1989)

Jack and Anjelica were an item for 16 years, but as you will see as you scroll down, it wasn’t always exclusive. Broke up permanently when knocked up another woman.

Barbara Allen & Jill St. John (1977)

Neither of these women were with Jack very long, especially since Allen said she was with him for “a little more than a nanosecond.”

Margaret Trudeau (1978)

Yes, this is the former Canadian First Lady, the wife of Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, and yes this is while she was married to him. Beat that, Leo. (Age difference: 12 years.)

Bebe Buell, Janice Dickinson & Christina Onassis (1980)

Buell and Dickinson were big time models at the time (Jack likes models), and yes, Christina was the daughter of Aristotle Onassis, Jackie Kennedy’s husband. (Age differences: 17, 18, and 13 years respectively.)

Winnie Hollman (1980-1982)

(Pictured on the right.) Despite being a famous model there is very little information or photography of her available on the Web. Still Jack nailed her and we know this because she had one of his kids.

Rachel Ward (1981)

Jack’s first foray into England (he also likes British-born women) was with this actress who spent most of her career in America and Australia and is best known here for her role on The Thorn Birds. (Age difference: 21 years.)

Karen Mayo-Chandler (1987-1988)

His second dip into Britain, this relationship with actress/model Karen Mayo-Chandler lasted about a year as she chronicled to Playboy in December 1989. (Age difference: 27 years.)

Marie Helvin (1988)

Back to America with yet another famous model. Told you he liked models. (Age difference: 16 years.)

Rebecca Broussard (1989-1993)

The woman who was the final nail in the coffin for Jack and Anjelica’s relationship. Jack and Rebecca were never married but he did have two offspring with her. (Age difference: 26 years.)

Tracy Richman (1990-1991)

An American actress (sort of) who very little is information available about on the Internet other than she was in the Charlie Sheen E! True Hollywood Story in 2010.

Amber Smith & Angie Everhart (1993)

This was Jack at the height of his powers. Two of the sexiest models ever. (Age differences: 34 and 33 years respectively.)

Amanda De Cadenet (1995)

Back to England with actress Amanda De Cadenet (now a successful photographer with a show on Lifetime), and ex-wife of both Duran Duran bassist John Taylor and Strokes’ guitarist Nick Valensi. (Age difference: 36 years.)

Lara Flynn Boyle (1999-2001)

This was back when LFB was super hot and about to appear in Men in Black 2. It’s been all downhill from there for her unfortunately. (Age difference: 33 years.)

Kate Moss (2004)

Last trip to Britain for Jack, last famous model for Jack. After this he’s (probably wisely) stuck to less famous women. (Age difference: 37 years.)

Pat Cleveland, Heidi Fleiss & Kelly LeBrock (Dates Unclear)

Two models and a hooker that we’re pretty sure he banged, just not exactly sure when.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings…

Julie Delpy, Sabrina Guinness, Marg Helgenberger, Joni Mitchell, Zouzou

Kate Moss posed topless to sell jeans (with bonus video)

Douglas Charles — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 11:00:18 +0000

Buying jeans is about the last thing on my mind right about now...

And I have zero problem with that. Though I have no idea how having Kate Moss pose without a shirt on is supposed to make anyone, let alone women, want to run out and buy a pair of Liu Jo jeans. Then again, if I have learned anything from ad campaigns for women’s jeans logic really has nothing to do with them. Fashion!!

This week in celebrity gossip: She’s a wonder

Douglas Charles — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 14:30:04 +0000

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Adrianne Palicki has been cast as the new Wonder Woman. I must say that I approve.

— Jessica Alba’s pregnant again. Why?

— Christina Aguilera’s ex-husband is finally moving out of their house. To never be heard from again…

— Good news, fanboys! Emma Watson is going to grow her hair back out. Send out the alert.

— Charlie Sheen might be his Kacey Jordan’s baby daddy. Or not. I’m not sure which party is more believable in this one.

— Maybe Charlie can just call The Dan Patrick Show back when the news is official.

— Remember that stupid egg Lady Gaga arrived in at the Grammys? Apparently she spent 72 hours in that thing. Too bad it didn’t ‘accidentally’ get sealed up while she was in there.

— Apparently now JWoww has decided that doing Playboy would be okay. Makes sense when you realize that she thinks her gravy train is about to come to an end.

— Kate Moss was drunk, horny and in a sex shop. In other words, just a day in the life.

— Frankie Muniz put a gun to his head during a fight with his girlfriend. He did not pull the trigger. You figure out the sad part of this story.

— Jennifer Love Hewitt should really be running her own dating service. Maybe JLove can hook up with Frankie Muniz.

— Billy Ray Cyrus is scared for Miley and wishes Hannah Montana never happened. Hahahaha! Riiiiight!! Oh, he was being serious. My bad.

— Can someone please just lock Lindsay Lohan away already?

— And finally, the Kardashians made $65 million last year. You may commence harakiri now.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from, guess who, Sports Illustrated. I figured it was only appropriate since they saw how I smart I was pimping all those hot Alyssa Miller pics (as well as Kate Upton pics) lately and decided to slap some body paint on Alyssa for their annual sex, I mean swimsuit, issue.

Kate Moss in lingerie is acceptable

Douglas Charles — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 13:00:48 +0000

Nice boa...

It’s been awhile since I did a post on Kate Moss. Mostly because I don’t find her all that sexy. However, I do like this Valisere Lingerie company and it’s a babe in her underwear so my hand was kind of forced. Also, this is one of the rare times I have seen pictures of Kate Moss where she wasn’t either topless or slipping a nip while drunk at a club. I guess I have a soft spot in my heart for her for those reasons alone so here we are today.

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Lindsay Lohan, porn star

Douglas Charles — Sat, 29 May 2010 13:00:10 +0000

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

Either the producers of the Linda Lovelace movie that Lindsay Lohan was/is supposed to star in didn’t get the memo that LiLo is pretty much Los Angeles-bound, thanks to her legal difficulties or they’ve moved the set from Texas to California. And I sure hope they don’t think she’s going to get time off for good behavior either because Lindsay has already been out clubbing and frequenting house parties. She’s going to get busted sooner or later, even if she does rub tree oil on her leg or try using a paperclip to jam her SCRAM anklet. Oh, and about the Lovelace movie being shot it Texas?? Never mind… we can scratch that… apparently Lindsay lied to the judge about that. Like I said before, she is so going to the slam.

Here’s further proof that Lindsay has totally got all her sh-t together, y’all…

In other legal news, Heather Locklear will not be charged for running over a no parking sign, because, ummm, cops investigated but could not place Heather behind the wheel of the car that murdered the sign.

So who is going to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3? First we heard that Gemma Arterton was up for consideration, but now it seems that Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has the inside track despite the fact that she’s never been in a film before. Maybe the claims that Michael Bay only used Megan in the flick for her looks are true.

For all you Miley Cyrus ~~pedos~~ fans out there, your girl is reported to have gone on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree and her boyfriend just moved in with her. Next thing you know Jamie Spears is going to want to take her to court to take charge of all her affairs. Wait, sorry, wrong trailer park family. Sorry.

This is sure to disappoint a few of you. Christina Aguilera has canceled her summer tour amid reports of poor ticket sales. The very tour that she was promoting the face off of. Her people are spinning it differently though. They say it’s been postponed to next year because Aguilera ‘needed more time to rehearse’. Uh huh.

This will also probably disappoint a few of you as well. It seems that, get ready, Stacy Keibler may be a bit of a diva. And no I am not referring to her days in the WWE. Get ready for it… She actually had to wait a few minutes to get her nails done. I KNOW!! According to the National Enquirer, Stacy was so annoyed that she had to wait five minutes for her appointment that she seethed in silence during her manicure session. Man… don’t those people know who she is?! She famous!!

Speaking of famous female singers, apparently Celine Dion’s neighbors hate her and she hasn’t even moved into her house yet. They’re mad because she dug six deep wells to help feed her new home/waterpark and are going to be wasting a sh-tton of fresh water. They say that now, but wait til the first time they get to go on her log flume, then they’ll change their tune.

If you couldn’t stand her before, this might do the trick. Tila Tequila, who just so happens to have just released a music album, announced on her blog that she’s addicted to “prescription pills” and will now appear on Celebrity Rehab. I don’t know who I hate more, Tila or whoever the hell decided to put on a another TV show.

As for people who actually like Tila Tequila, Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis is back in the news. This time for hitting a woman – again – allegedly. Oh, did I mention this woman was pregnant? She was pregnant. A pregnant employee. Now I know times are tough, but if you’re a female, any female, would you ever have taken a job working for him in the first place? I don’t like blaming victims of alleged crimes, but there is such a thing as judgment.

Tiki Barber got a rude awakening this week when his wife (soon to be ex-wife, I assume) wouldn’t let him into the delivery room while she gave birth to the couple’s twins. Kinda makes nailing that 23 year-old NBC intern seem kind of dumb now doesn’t it?

The eagerly-anticipated Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is out. No, not on DVD, but all over the freaking Internet. In the interest of mankind I provide you with a link to a link to the video. You’re welcome.

Speaking of ladies doing sexy things, Courtney Love claims that she and Kate Moss once had a lesbian fling. Drop me a comment below if you care.

And lastly, Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack died this week at the age of 39. People just don’t seem to be living as long these days for some reason.

Kate Moss cleans up real nice for this month’s Vogue

Douglas Charles — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:00:16 +0000

Kate Moss did like her 800th photo shoot for Vogue UK this month. While I don’t get the fascination with Kate, I guess someone out there likes her or she wouldn’t keep getting work. Then again Kate is obviously not bothered by going topless and getting hammered then slipping out of her bra, so I guess in a way she’s the perfect woman. Whoops, was that sexist? My bad. Anyhoo, I actually thought she looked pretty nice in these photos so for those of you who still dig her, you’re in for a treat.

V magazine did a swimsuit issue, sort of…

Douglas Charles — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:00:00 +0000

No idea what V magazine is, but any magazine that can pull together Gisele Bundchen, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova for a swimsuit issue has to be okay in my book… if I had a book, which I don’t. Although I must take issue with what they constitute a ‘swimsuit’. When I think of a swimsuit issue, I think of bodypaint and tiny bikinis. Things sorely lacking in this attempt. Especially when you consider the top grade models they got to do this bad boy. Very disappointing… I guess maybe they aren’t okay in my book… if I had one, which I don’t.

Yawn… Kate Moss is topless again

Douglas Charles — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:30:00 +0000

And this time Kate Moss did it for money rather just her usual sitting around in public kind of toplessness (is too a word!).

Now I know that approximately 51.7% of you don’t find Miss Kate hot, but this is for the 48.3% of you who do, and the 100% of you who like to look at boobies regardless of to whom they are attached.

For the uncensored versions of Kate Moss’ nude fun, click here!

MEN PREFER KELLY BROOK

A. Isaac — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:00:00 +0000

So according to a survey done by some place called Fabulous Mags, men prefer curvy women….

No way?

Uh, really, did you need to conduct a survey for that?

Waste of money I tell ya.

I don’t know many men who would take this over Kelly Brook.

Kate Moss needs a jacket

Douglas Charles — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:00:00 +0000

Now I know that a good portion of you don’t find Kate Moss to be that hot, but when a woman insists on repeatedly going out in public and getting her pictures taken with boobalicious goodness, I am required to post it.

Now was that so bad?

Why are there naked women in women’s fashion mags?

Douglas Charles — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:30:00 +0000

Several times since I began working on this site I have come across sexy pictures (many nude) of women posing for magazines that as near as I can tell are geared for straight women. Why is that? Do straight women have a secret that they’re not telling us? Do they like looking at naked women as much as we do? I need to know these things! Anyway, W magazine is the latest women’s rag to put nekkid chicks in it as Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone were all shown in various stages of undress in their latest issue.

I have no idea who Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone, so don’t ask me which one is which. Okay, I guess Lara is the blonde if the cover lists them in the order they appear. Eh, who cares? Just enjoy the show.

Click here to view the nude pics from this photo shoot.