Sorry. One more Oscar-related post then I’m done. Once you see these pictures of Katie Price at Elton John’s Oscar-viewing party you’ll understand why there was a need for one more. I still don’t understand what it is that Katie does that makes her get invited to these ]]>

The Golden Globes would have been a more appropriate awards show for Katie...

Sorry. One more Oscar-related post then I’m done. Once you see these pictures of Katie Price at Elton John’s Oscar-viewing party you’ll understand why there was a need for one more. I still don’t understand what it is that Katie does that makes her get invited to these deals. I know she writes books of some kind and sells a bunch of clothes and other crap, but if it weren’t for the two reasons staring us smack in the face here today would anyone know who she is? That being said, I just can’t seem to get enough of her. It’s like they’re she’s magic.

Sorry, you’ll have to indulge me a minute here, but I just can’t quit Katie Price. I know there really isn’t much to like about Katie. She does pretty much nothing and yet she’s famous, which goes against all my instincts, but there’s something I can’t stop liking ]]>

Yes, Katie, you have our attention now...

Sorry, you’ll have to indulge me a minute here, but I just can’t quit Katie Price. I know there really isn’t much to like about Katie. She does pretty much nothing and yet she’s famous, which goes against all my instincts, but there’s something I can’t stop liking about her. For instance, here she is signing autographs and posing for photos at some book signing the other day and I’m fascinated. What is it about her? What could it be? Any thoughts?

Katie Price was out promoting her new perfume Precious Love in London the other day and as is always the case when she has something to sell she brought along a heavy dose of her fantastic cleavage. I know Katie has no real redeeming ]]>

Trust me, there's perfume somewhere in this photo...

Katie Price was out promoting her new perfume Precious Love in London the other day and as is always the case when she has something to sell she brought along a heavy dose of her fantastic cleavage. I know Katie has no real redeeming qualities, but how can I or anyone else be expected to ignore funbags like this?

Is there anything that Katie Price hasn’t attached her name/boobs to? She has clothes, books, and now her own custom i-Pod? And for some reason, as stupid as it all is, I just can’t seem to get enough of her. I have a problem ]]>

Is there anything that Katie Price hasn’t attached her name/boobs to? She has clothes, books, and now her own custom i-Pod? And for some reason, as stupid as it all is, I just can’t seem to get enough of her. I have a problem and I know it. Now I am not sure why Katie is dressed up like a spaceman from a ’70s TV show here but … ummm … wow … look at that rack … sorry … so distracted … can’t type …

I thought that since we were on the subject of incredibly odd self-promoting women now would be a good time to mention that Katie Price wrote another book, which she naturally unleashed onto the world while wearing a bathing suit. I hear that this is how J.D. ]]>

I thought that since we were on the subject of incredibly odd self-promoting women now would be a good time to mention that Katie Price wrote another book, which she naturally unleashed onto the world while wearing a bathing suit. I hear that this is how J.D. Salinger release Catcher in the Rye as well.

There were, of course, a bunch of Oscar parties in Hollywood last night, which also meant that there were a lot of sexy celebrity babes all dressed up and looking their best. One of the best parties was the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party. There ]]>

There were, of course, a bunch of Oscar parties in Hollywood last night, which also meant that there were a lot of sexy celebrity babes all dressed up and looking their best. One of the best parties was the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party. There were way hotter babes here than at the actual show, by the way. I’m going to leave out photos of the babes I already covered in our Oscar coverage from Sunday night since you’ve already seen them (right?). Babes in attendance at Elton’s party included (in order below): Demi Lovato, Christina Hendricks, Michelle Rodriguez, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Lea Michele, Eva Amurri, Stacey Dash (with Jamie Foxx), Heidi Klum, Gina Gershon, Malin Akerman, Milla Jovovich, Katie Price, Victoria Beckham, and Kelly Brook.

As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in ]]>

As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in short supply (yes, talking to you Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera) though there were still some celebs worth seeing. Hopefully later today some better photos will trickle in, but for now the highlights included Katie Price, Audrina Patridge, Holly Madison, Selita Ebanks, Ashley Greene and Bai Ling. Yeah, all the A-listers… In order below: Aguilera, Alba, Eva Amurri, Kate Beckinsale, Mariah Carey, Miranda Cosgrove, Nina Dobrev, Eliza Dushku, Selita Ebanks, Briana Evigan, Isla Fisher, Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Julianne Hough, Khloe Kardashian, Heidi Klum, Latoya Jackson (eww), Ling, Blake Lively, Jessica Lowndes, Madison, AnnaLynne McCord, Alyssa Milano, Nicky Hilton, Aubrey O’Day, Paris Hilton, Patridge, Phoebe Price (eww again), Katie Price, Brooke Shields, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kim Kardashian. Phew…

I slipped in a pic of Christina Aguilera in last year’s costume just to see if you were paying attention. Did you notice?

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Yesterday I speculated that Katie Price might be losing some of her sanity. Whether that’s true or not, it isn’t being helped by this display she put on in the pool in Ibiza the other day. Yes, Katie, they’re still ]]>

Yesterday I speculated that Katie Price might be losing some of her sanity. Whether that’s true or not, it isn’t being helped by this display she put on in the pool in Ibiza the other day. Yes, Katie, they’re still there and they’re still spectacular…

More Katie Price goodness here…
… and some NSFW Katie goodness here.

Is Katie Price going down the Jodie Marsh road to nutsville? Has being separated from her husband made her suddenly not know what she is doing? Or is she such a marketing genius that she knows if she wears weirdass ]]>

Is Katie Price going down the Jodie Marsh road to nutsville? Has being separated from her husband made her suddenly not know what she is doing? Or is she such a marketing genius that she knows if she wears weirdass outfits like this one she’ll have dopes like me posting the photos and commenting? My guess is it’s a little of all of the above. At least her latest bikini shoot seemed somewhat normal.

More Katie Price stuff here…
… and some NSFW Katie Price stuff here.

In her never-ending quest to attach her name to anything and everything and milk every last dollar out of investment in her fantastic rack Katie Price was out taking pictures of her favorite clothing model, herself, in her new line of equestrian gear…

In her never-ending quest to attach her name to anything and everything and milk every last dollar out of investment in her fantastic rack Katie Price was out taking pictures of her favorite clothing model, herself, in her new line of equestrian gear…

More Katie Price good stuff here…
NSFW Katie Price stuff here.

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay;

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn’t have been more pleased with your taste. Let’s try not to blow it this year, okay?

Here’s how it’s going down. I’ve tweaked things a bit this year. Last year we had 64 babes going head-to-head til we got down to the finals. This year we’ll have 100 babes in 10 groups of 10 with the final 10 being divided into two groups of five, then the winners of those two groups will go boob-to-boob to determine our champeen for 2009.

Here are your 10 groups of 10, with voting for Group 10 now in progress…

Group 10
Gisele Bundchen

Kelly Carlson

Giada De Laurentis

Carla Gugino

Salma Hayek

Mila Kunis

Blake Lively

Katie Price

Roselyn Sanchez

Yvonne Strahovski

Group 1
Christina Aguilera
Amanda Bynes
Abigail Clancy
Rosario Dawson
Megan Fox
Kate Hudson
Beyonce Knowles
Ali Larter
Kristanna Loken
Olivia Wilde

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 1.

Group 2
Jessica Alba
Camilla Belle
Monica Bellucci
Brooke Burke
Izabel Goulart
Stacy Keibler
Eva Mendes
Alyssa Milano
Emily Scott
Paz Vega

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 2.

Group 3
Ana Beatriz Barros
Kate Beckinsale
Halle Berry
Kim Cloutier
Minka Kelly
Miranda Kerr
Rachelle Leah
Sophie Monk
Nina Moric
Rihanna

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 3.

Group 4
Alessandra Ambrosio
Rachel Bilson
Sophia Bush
Hilary Duff
Angelina Jolie
Leighton Meester
Marisa Miller
Olivia Munn
Elsa Pataky
Sarah Shahi

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 4.

Group 5
Diora Baird
Kelly Brook
Charisma Carpenter
Penelope Cruz
Anne Hathaway
Scarlett Johannson
Adriana Lima
Grace Park
Lucy Pinder
Kelly Ripa

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 5.

Group 6
Jennifer Aniston
Devon Aoki
Carolina Ardohain
Heidi Klum
Denise Milani
Kelly Monaco
Adrianne Palicki
Jessica Simpson
Cheryl Tweedy
Carrie Underwood

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 6.

Group 7
Gemma Atkinson
Laetitia Casta
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Doutzen Kroes
Olga Kurylenko
Maria Menounos
Petra Nemcova
Dania Ramirez
Bar Refaeli

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 7.

Group 8
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel
Emily Blunt
Monica Cruz
Jessica Gomes
Amber Heard
Danielle Lloyd
Nicole Scherzinger
Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 8.

Group 9
Sammy Braddy
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Carmen Electra
Keeley Hazell
Julianne Hough
Eva Longoria
Joanna Krupa
Natalie Portman
Nadine Velazquez
Estella Warren

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 9.

And like I said previously, if I left out your personal favorite, tough noogies… if she ain’t in my top 100, she ain’t gonna be voted the sexiest on the planet. Or you could go check over at AskMen.com where they are one of the few other sites whose readers have nearly as good taste as the readers here have.

Katie Price, who as I have stated before is one of the greatest marketers ever, is now hawking a line of pajamas with herself, of course, as the perfect model to pose in them.

On the better news front, Katie ]]>

Katie Price, who as I have stated before is one of the greatest marketers ever, is now hawking a line of pajamas with herself, of course, as the perfect model to pose in them.

On the better news front, Katie says she is interested in posing for Playboy ripping Dita Von Teese’s Playboy spread in the process: “I’d love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese’s cover and it’s crap. The woman is rank. It’s not my cup of tea that she’s so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers’ Wives. It didn’t look like Playboy to me.” Okey-dokey then…

From the launch of her new line ASDA in London…

Katie Price/Jordan/Tits McPlastic may be a completely worthless individual but she sure knows how to use her big breasts and willingness to be naked or half-naked to achieve all sorts of goals. And what more credible ]]>

From the launch of her new line ASDA in London…

Katie Price/Jordan/Tits McPlastic may be a completely worthless individual but she sure knows how to use her big breasts and willingness to be naked or half-naked to achieve all sorts of goals. And what more credible person is there for a lingerie line than a woman who whores out at least half nude almost every day of the week. It’s like having a Palin daughter selling Invisible Condoms (the preferred brand of that Levi Johnston kid. Also, Freddie Mercury).

Also it’s a half-naked woman so that’s cool. And you can go spelunking inside her cavernous vagina. It’s like a vacation everywhere you go!

Somehow no chick in America (that isn’t in porn) as hot as Katie Price (does she ever go by the name “Jordan” anymore?) has figured out that the way to be successful in anything you put your name on is to get out there and “demonstrate” the ]]>

Somehow no chick in America (that isn’t in porn) as hot as Katie Price (does she ever go by the name “Jordan” anymore?) has figured out that the way to be successful in anything you put your name on is to get out there and “demonstrate” the product on right there on yourdamnself. And they say America is the land of opportunity… pfft… Oh well, on the bright side, at least 89% of you will love this post.

As a wise man once said (and I paraphrase), she is not only the President of the company, she’s a client!

Here’s Katie Price (Does she even go by the name Jordan anymore?) doing a little shopping in Hollywood. Katie as usual dressed very conservatively since she was going to be out in public. I think she’s kinda hot despite the fact that she also seems to be ]]>

Here’s Katie Price (Does she even go by the name Jordan anymore?) doing a little shopping in Hollywood. Katie as usual dressed very conservatively since she was going to be out in public. I think she’s kinda hot despite the fact that she also seems to be kind skanky. What say you? Is Katie Price hot? Or not?

For some reason I find British skanks to be more sexy than American skanks. Why is that, I wonder?

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Wikipedia describes the bearer of these bulbous boozies as an English glamour model, television personality, magazine columnist, writer and businesswoman. Wow. And to think we didn’t know for what she is famous! RACK ATTACK!!!

The much awaited sequel to Kelly Brook suns her breasts has finally been released and this version stars Katie Price, aka Jordan. (Still not sure why she’s famous… oh yeah, duh, she shows her hooters. I wish guys could just show their junk and get rich and ]]>

The much awaited sequel to Kelly Brook suns her breasts has finally been released and this version stars Katie Price, aka Jordan. (Still not sure why she’s famous… oh yeah, duh, she shows her hooters. I wish guys could just show their junk and get rich and famous. I’d be a trillionaire. But then other guys would want to do it too and I’d probably have to see their junk. Scratch that thought…)

Katie is well-known amongst, well, people, to have had multiple breast surgeries in the past. From the looks of these photos anyone needing breast augmentation might want to find out who did hers because whoever it is, he did a hell of a job.

Click here to see the uncensored pics of Katie Price topless.