You may have heard about this awhile back, but now its a reality: Katy Perry is officially the spokesmodel for a line of adidas sports bras. Now that’s synergy. Has there ever been a better collaboration between a product and it’s spokesperson? This is like if The Hulk ]]>

You may have heard about this awhile back, but now its a reality: Katy Perry is officially the spokesmodel for a line of adidas sports bras. Now that’s synergy. Has there ever been a better collaboration between a product and it’s spokesperson? This is like if The Hulk were to suddenly start selling ripped purple pants. (Yeah, I just saw The Avengers. Sorry.)

How about that headline, huh? I think I deserve whatever the Internet equivalent of a raise is for that. For some reason, idiots with money decided the world needed a documentary about Katy Perry, so Katy Perry: Part Of Me is on its way to theaters in 3D this ]]>

How about that headline, huh? I think I deserve whatever the Internet equivalent of a raise is for that. For some reason, idiots with money decided the world needed a documentary about Katy Perry, so Katy Perry: Part Of Me is on its way to theaters in 3D this July. I guess since the Justin Bieber flick did so well the gates are open for empty long-form commercials about vapid pop stars that people pay real money to see. Nice work, people. You’ve really outdone yourselves.

Well, this new music video for Katy Perry’s song “Part Of Me” has Katy Perry in it, so it has that going for it. She’s got some sort of Marines/G.I. Jane thing going on, which is interesting. She also binds up her most prominent asset (read: her breasts) ]]>

Well, this new music video for Katy Perry’s song “Part Of Me” has Katy Perry in it, so it has that going for it. She’s got some sort of Marines/G.I. Jane thing going on, which is interesting. She also binds up her most prominent asset (read: her breasts) as a part of this concept. Also interesting. You also get to see her in her underwear briefly as well. Okay, now you’re watching it for sure, aren’t you?

I have to hand it to Interview magazine. They took Katy Perry, one of the most overexposed female celebrities on the planet, and made her look interesting in a new photo shoot they did for their latest issue. In fact, I don’t think she’s ever looked sexier. ]]>

I have to hand it to Interview magazine. They took Katy Perry, one of the most overexposed female celebrities on the planet, and made her look interesting in a new photo shoot they did for their latest issue. In fact, I don’t think she’s ever looked sexier. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s channeling Amy Winehouse that actually gives her some more character or maybe it’s the black and white graininess, but these are more than pictures, they’re works of art. Well done.

Check out the rest of the pics and an interview done by none other than Kristen Wiig right here.

That’s right, folks. Another awards show happened. This week it was the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. Yes, it was music’s turn to pat itself on the back and here are your winners and pictures of the stars.

PICS: The ladies of the 53rd Annual Grammy ]]>

That’s right, folks. Another awards show happened. This week it was the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. Yes, it was music’s turn to pat itself on the back and here are your winners and pictures of the stars.

PICS: The ladies of the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards

2012 GRAMMY WINNERS —
Best Dance/Electronica Album: Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites — Skrillex
Best Pop Vocal Album: 21 - Adele
Best Pop Solo Performance: “Someone Like You” — Adele
Best Pop Duo/Group Performance: “Body And Soul” — Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse
Best Rap Performance: “Otis” — Jay-Z & Kanye West
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: “All Of The Lights” — Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie
Best Traditional R&B Performance: “Fool For You” — Cee Lo Green & Melanie Fiona
Best R&B Album: F.A.M.E.— Chris Brown
Best Rock Performance: “Walk” — Foo Fighters
Best Rock Song: “Walk” — Foo Fighters
Best Rock Album: Wasting Light — Foo Fighters
Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance: “White Limo” — Foo Fighters
Best Country Album: Own The Night - Lady Antebellum
Best Country Solo Performance: “Mean” — Taylor Swift
Best Country Song: “Mean” — Taylor Swift
Best Alternative Music Album: Bon Iver — Bon Iver
Best New Artist: Bon Iver
Song of the Year: “Rolling In The Deep” — Adele
Record of the Year: “Rolling In The Deep” — Adele
Album of the Year: 21 - Adele

PICS: The ladies of the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards

Of course, the saving grace to all these pointless awards shows is that it brings out the sexy ladies in their Sunday best. And among those ladies who were in attendance this year were (in order below): Carrie Underwood, Giuliana Rancic, Katy Perry, Kelly Osbourne, Fergie, Tia Carrere, Julianne Hough, Jessie J, Malin Akerman, Nicole “Coco” Austin and Ice-T, Skylar Grey, Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Kelly Rowland, Lily Aldridge, Paris Hilton, Kate Beckinsale, Melanie Fiona, Nicki Minaj, and Taraji P. Henson.

If you’re a fan of Bruce Campbell, but thought his movies would have been that much better if he was a brunette hottie instead, your prayers have been answered.

As noted many times, I can’t stand GameStop, and are therefore adverse to the tricks they use to get people’s money. ]]>

If you’re a fan of Bruce Campbell, but thought his movies would have been that much better if he was a brunette hottie instead, your prayers have been answered.

As noted many times, I can’t stand GameStop, and are therefore adverse to the tricks they use to get people’s money. I.E. pre-order bonuses (and that vitriol is thusly extended to game makers who enable America’s biggest retail answer for video games, by providing them with said extras).

But guess what? After I’m done with work for the day, I’m heading down to GameStop to but $5 down towards a copy of Lollipop Chainsaw for the following…

According to various outlets online, pre-ordering through Amazon will net you the rockabilly outfit that I initially thought was supposed to be Katy Perry, and Best Buy gets you the goth girl garb plus the “Golden Foxy Funk”, which I guess is the attire with the big golden fro.

Whereas GameStop is the one giving everyone Ash from Evil Dead plus thread that makes you looks like someone named Jimmy Urine, from something called Mindless Self Indulgence. Sorry, never heard of them, and you need to be a PowerUp Rewards member to nab the latter.

Sorry GameStop, but I’m not giving you that much of my money. Or, I could just wait to get all the costumes as DLC when they appear eventually. But sorry, I might in fact need hottie Ash on day one!

At least Perry’s antics and so called subversive music is better suited for a video game in which everyone tries to make all the female denizens make out than that appearance on Sesame Street.

As you can see, Perry is a big fan of the Sims (enough to record ]]>

At least Perry’s antics and so called subversive music is better suited for a video game in which everyone tries to make all the female denizens make out than that appearance on Sesame Street.

As you can see, Perry is a big fan of the Sims (enough to record a version of her song “Hot & Cold” in Simlish, and effectively making it 50% more listenable in the process). Well, later this summer will see the release of The Sims 3 Showtime Katy Perry Collector’s Edition. Yes, that’s a real thing.

From Kotaku‘s description, it sounds like The Sims 3, which has been out for ages, but will include Katy Perry-themed items, outfits and crap like, an in-game venue, for you to strut your faux Katy Perry stuff, and a poster. Yay. Unfortunately, there is no mention of the ability to shoot firework from your tits. Oh well.

The American Music Awards took place last night. There were winners (Katy Perry for instance). There were losers (Lady Gaga for example). And most of all, there were sexy celebrity women in fancy dresses including the getting hotter by the day Selena Gomez (wow). This is your rundown. ]]>

Selena Gomez won the red carpet...

The American Music Awards took place last night. There were winners (Katy Perry for instance). There were losers (Lady Gaga for example). And most of all, there were sexy celebrity women in fancy dresses including the getting hotter by the day Selena Gomez (wow). This is your rundown. (And I promise, no photos of Christina Aguilera. You’ll thank me.)

The winners:
New Artist of the Year, Pop/Rock: Hot Chelle Rae
New Artist Of The Year, Rap/Hip Hop: Wiz Khalifa
Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album: Nicki Minaj – Pink Friday
Favorite Soul/R&B Album: Rihanna – Loud
Favorite Country Album: Taylor Swift – Speak Now
Favorite Female Pop Artist: Katy Perry
Favorite Country Band, Duo or Group: Lady Antebellum
Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Artist: Nicki Minaj
Favorite Country Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Favorite Pop/Rock Band, Duo or Group: Maroon 5
Favorite Latin Artist: Jennifer Lopez
Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist: Beyonce
Favorite Pop or Rock Male Artist: Bruno Mars
Artist of the Year: Taylor Swift

Performance/costume of the night had to go to Jennifer Lopez for wearing whatever this was…

And here’s a handful of some of the sexy celebrity women who were on hand (in order below): Julie Bowen, Jennifer Hudson, Sarah Hyland, Heidi Klum, Jenny McCarthy, Vanessa Minnillo, Alanis Morrisette, Jennifer Morrison, Audrina Patridge, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift.

Katy Perry dyed her hair pink for this new photo shoot for InStyle magazine. See if you notice. Actually you probably will because this is probably the least amount of cleavage we’ve seen from a Katy Perry photo shoot since… ever. This begs the question… wha? ]]>

Quick, what color is her hair? Look up...

Katy Perry dyed her hair pink for this new photo shoot for InStyle magazine. See if you notice. Actually you probably will because this is probably the least amount of cleavage we’ve seen from a Katy Perry photo shoot since… ever. This begs the question… wha? (That’s the shocking part, by the way. The lack of cleavage. Sorry.)

You might recall that earlier this year Katy Perry posed in a sexy photo shoot for Maxim magazine (and if not, go familiarize yourself). Now some outtakes from that photo shoot have been released. And they are good. I’m still not a big fan of her ]]>

You didn't think that wall was going to hold itself up did you?

You might recall that earlier this year Katy Perry posed in a sexy photo shoot for Maxim magazine (and if not, go familiarize yourself). Now some outtakes from that photo shoot have been released. And they are good. I’m still not a big fan of her as an artist, but I’ll always be a big fan of the way she goes about keeping her name out there (hint: rhymes with beavage).

The MTV Video Music Awards is the one place that if you are looking to see beautiful celebrities, from sexy singers to hot actresses, you might want to add to your must-attend list (Lady Gaga performing as Jo Calderone aside). 2011 at the Nokia theater in Los Angeles was no ]]>

Sex-ay! Just kidding, the real sexy stuff is down below... (sorry)

The MTV Video Music Awards is the one place that if you are looking to see beautiful celebrities, from sexy singers to hot actresses, you might want to add to your must-attend list (Lady Gaga performing as Jo Calderone aside). 2011 at the Nokia theater in Los Angeles was no exception to this rule as you can see below from the number of hot ladies who took time out of their Sunday to get all dolled up for a night of musical performances, awards-presenting, all-around narcissistic self-love, and wondering what in the f*ck Cloris Leachman was doing anywhere near this place.

As I alluded to above, Lady Gaga opened the show by performing her single “Yoü and I” as her male alter-ego Jo Calderone. Seriously, that’s her, I swear.

Here are your 2011 MTV Video Music Award winners…

Best Pregnancy Announcement: Beyonce
Best Video With A Message: Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”
Best Pop Video: Britney Spears, “Till the World Ends”
Best Rock Video: Foo Fighters, “Walk”
Best Collaboration Video: Katy Perry featuring Kanye West, “E.T.”
Best Hip-Hop Video: Nicki Minaj, “Super Bass”
Best Male Video: Justin Bieber, “U Smile” (Who thanked both God AND Jesus.)
Best New Artist: Tyler The Creator, “Yonkers”
Best Female Video: Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”
Video Of The Year: Katy Perry, “Firework”

And here are a few of lovely ladies who were in attendance at this soiree (in order below): Demi Lovato, JoJo, Kelly Rowland, Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Zoe Saldana, Katy Perry, Skylar Grey, Beyonce, Katie Holmes, Kim Kardashian (Humphries), and Britney Spears.

This fat guy on a New Jersey bus shows that you don’t need Katy Perry’s voice to sing her music with soul.

I don’t blame you if you were just swaying your hands to that musical triumph.

What he lacks in sounding like Katy Perry, he more than makes ]]>

This fat guy on a New Jersey bus shows that you don’t need Katy Perry’s voice to sing her music with soul.

I don’t blame you if you were just swaying your hands to that musical triumph.

What he lacks in sounding like Katy Perry, he more than makes up for in possessing a similarly sized pair of breasts.

Katy Perry continues her assault on everything media-related with another photo shoot, this time in Rolling Stone, in which she tries to “shock” us with her sexy hipsterness. I’m sorry I’m not more excited about these. Frankly, her act has grown tired. SO EDGY!! I don’t know why ]]>

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Katy Perry continues her assault on everything media-related with another photo shoot, this time in Rolling Stone, in which she tries to “shock” us with her sexy hipsterness. I’m sorry I’m not more excited about these. Frankly, her act has grown tired. SO EDGY!! I don’t know why it has for me, because there are certainly other ladies out there I should be tired of as well, but it’s different with Katy. She just annoys the f*ck out of me, rather than turn me on. But I know a lot of you out there adore her act so here we are. Maybe I just need a nap. Anyway, don’t ever say I never did anything for you.