Consider this a public service announcement of the best kind: Kelly Brook has a Tumblr. What does she post on said Tumblr, you ask? Lots of sexy pictures. This is why the Internet was invented, people. If only more semi-famous celebrity babes would post pictures of themselves in ]]>

Consider this a public service announcement of the best kind: Kelly Brook has a Tumblr. What does she post on said Tumblr, you ask? Lots of sexy pictures. This is why the Internet was invented, people. If only more semi-famous celebrity babes would post pictures of themselves in bikinis while on vacation from doing pretty much nothing the world would be such a better place. (Phew, almost made myself angry there after writing about her bragging about vacationing from not having a real job… then I looked at the pics again, and all better!)

This new video for Sport Relief 2012 has four things going for it: 1) Kelly Brook, 2) it’s for a good cause; 3 and 4) take a wild guess after you watch it.

I am really glad that this New Look company decided that Kelly Brook would be a good representative for their new line of lingerie. More companies should get sexy celebrity babes to “create” bras and panties for them. That’s right. As I mentioned before Kelly ]]>

I am really glad that this New Look company decided that Kelly Brook would be a good representative for their new line of lingerie. More companies should get sexy celebrity babes to “create” bras and panties for them. That’s right. As I mentioned before Kelly supposedly designs these pieces of naughty wear herself. In other words they asked her if she likes soft fabrics and what her favorite colors are. Thus, she designed them. Whatever, it’s still genius.

As you see here, Kelly Brook did a sexy new photo shoot for something called Fabulous magazine. Not sure what Fabulous magazine is, but from the looks of these photos the name seems rather appropriate. It’s good to see Kelly getting bit back to her roots a ]]>

As you see here, Kelly Brook did a sexy new photo shoot for something called Fabulous magazine. Not sure what Fabulous magazine is, but from the looks of these photos the name seems rather appropriate. It’s good to see Kelly getting bit back to her roots a little bit, posing all sexy-like for magazines. I hate it when people forget where they came from and what made them a star in the first place. Nice job, Kelly. Keep it up.

Kelly Brook has been on fire this week. First she got all sexy for her new line of lingerie and now these pics from a smoking hot photo shoot by Kate Orne. I don’t know who Kate Orne is, but as you see she is ]]>

Kelly Brook has been on fire this week. First she got all sexy for her new line of lingerie and now these pics from a smoking hot photo shoot by Kate Orne. I don’t know who Kate Orne is, but as you see she is definitely one of the greatest photographers of this or any generation.

I’m loving all these lingerie companies snapping up women like Rihanna and Kelly Brook for their new ad campaigns. And uh, yeah, that’s it, I’m just loving it. Oh, you’d like to know more than just how I’m feeling. Okay, fine. This little photo shoot is ]]>

I’m loving all these lingerie companies snapping up women like Rihanna and Kelly Brook for their new ad campaigns. And uh, yeah, that’s it, I’m just loving it. Oh, you’d like to know more than just how I’m feeling. Okay, fine. This little photo shoot is for New Look, a lingerie company. And Kelly even talked about doing the modeling for it. Yes, she speaks too!

“It’s what suits me,” she explained about the collection. “I’ve got curves. Most girls have curves, so that’s who I design for.”

Who is she kidding? She could be wearing a burlap sack and it would suit her. Those curves she mentioned? Yeah, they make anything look hot.

Busty Brit Kelly Brook Models Racy New Lingerie Line [Radar]

A poll of over 9,000 people from British retailer Feel Unique reveals the pieces of what some seem to think would be the perfect woman. Pieces of Keira Knightley, Megan Fox, and others make up this amalgam photo which should theoretically be the Ultimate Woman.

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A poll of over 9,000 people from British retailer Feel Unique reveals the pieces of what some seem to think would be the perfect woman. Pieces of Keira Knightley, Megan Fox, and others make up this amalgam photo which should theoretically be the Ultimate Woman.

Not to discredit a poll consisting of a group of people — less in number than your average WNBA game — on their selection of celebrity body parts, but doesn’t this chick look a little weird? I mean you’d do her, I’m sure. But I wouldn’t savor it as much as I’d hope I’d savor banging out the “perfect woman.”

Plus you could slap Kelly Brook’s boobs on anyone and I’d probably have sex with them. An ugly chick, some guy named Pedro, a lemur..doesn’t matter. Hardly a fair advantage for this composite fictional person I’m analyzing for reasons I’m not entirely clear on.

Is this the ultimate woman? Technology merges best parts of some of the world’s most beautiful celebrities [DailyMail]

Tis the season for new wall calendars and no one does it better than girls from the UK, so it makes perfect sense that Kelly Brook has now put one out for 2012. I’ve been skeptical in the past wondering if people still actually use

I'm never going to want January to end...

Tis the season for new wall calendars and no one does it better than girls from the UK, so it makes perfect sense that Kelly Brook has now put one out for 2012. I’ve been skeptical in the past wondering if people still actually use wall calendars, but apparently people do, if the comments are to be believed. I don’t use one, but if someone were to present me with one of these bad boys I’m sure I could find room on my wall.

We’re back with another set of sexy female celebrities in their Halloween costumes to complete our roundup for the day. All in all it seems that celeb babes didn’t really have their creative thinking caps on, but it wasn’t a total loss. The highlight (as it is pretty ]]>

Policitally correct? Not really. Hot? Definitely.

We’re back with another set of sexy female celebrities in their Halloween costumes to complete our roundup for the day. All in all it seems that celeb babes didn’t really have their creative thinking caps on, but it wasn’t a total loss. The highlight (as it is pretty much every day) of this set has to be Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchinson (he’s dressed up as Courtney in case you can’t figure it out — nightmare fuel for weeks there). Sophie Tuner (pictured above) seemed to get in the right spirit, but the rest of the ladies just didn’t do much for me. Maybe you’ll enjoy them more than I did though. In order below: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Miranda Cosgrove, Zooey Deschanel, Holly Madison, Snooki, Gwen Stefani, Sophie Turner, Courtney and Doug, Paz de la Huerta, Bridget Marquardt, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, and Kelly Brook in the saddest Halloween costume ever.

Helen Mirren is an older gal and, obviously, it’s noteworthy that she’s maintained such good shape at the advanced age of 66 years old. But a new poll has her ranked above women like Kelly Brook…really? The poll, conducted by the LA Fitness health ]]>

Helen Mirren is an older gal and, obviously, it’s noteworthy that she’s maintained such good shape at the advanced age of 66 years old. But a new poll has her ranked above women like Kelly Brook…really?

The poll, conducted by the LA Fitness health clubs, surveyed 2,000 respondents on which woman had the best body. And the voters responded with 17.6% going to Mirren.

In second place was Elle MacPherson with 10% of the votes, another gal whose body has probably seen better days.

The full rankings:

Helen Mirren – 17.65%
Elle MacPherson -10.6%
Kelly Brook – 8.35%
Jennifer Lopez – 6.6%
Cheryl Cole – 5.35%
Myleene Klass – 4.2%
Holly Willoughby – 4.1%
Pippa Middleton – 4%
Kate Winslet – 3.9%

So what can we extrapolate from this data? With several older gals among the top five, I think we can safely say that the voters obviously are relating more to women with bodies they can aspire to. Or that they got confused and thought they were voting for the most likely candidates to take over the lead role in the Tales from the Crypt remake. It’s a toss up.

Check Out The 66-Year-Old Actress Who Was Just Voted ‘Body Of The Year’ [Business Insider]

Now that she’s pregnant these Kelly Brook bikini pics will have to hold us for awhile. Luckily they are freaking awesome and should more than do the trick. Leave it to the UK version of Esquire to know what we need in trying times like this. ]]>

Sorry... don't let us interrupt... please continue what you were doing, Kelly...

Now that she’s pregnant these Kelly Brook bikini pics will have to hold us for awhile. Luckily they are freaking awesome and should more than do the trick. Leave it to the UK version of Esquire to know what we need in trying times like this. It’ll be interesting to watch Kelly as she moves along in her pregnancy. I mean, how much bigger can those bad boys get without it turning into a sideshow. A sideshow I’d buy tickets to, mind you, but still, it’ll be interesting.

I say Kelly Brook is hotter than ever because, well, she is. She’s never looked better. Body’s great, face looks nice, great hair, but there’s one thing missing… SHE STOPPED POSING TOPLESS FOR LAD MAGS!! All this goodness just going to waste! She made her name taking her ]]>

So pillowy...

I say Kelly Brook is hotter than ever because, well, she is. She’s never looked better. Body’s great, face looks nice, great hair, but there’s one thing missing… SHE STOPPED POSING TOPLESS FOR LAD MAGS!! All this goodness just going to waste! She made her name taking her top off, showing her juicy front meat and now all we get is her occasionally showing her sweet cleavage at events like this British Fashion Awards. Ughhh… I need a drink.

After being on fire this summer doing something sexy dang near every day, Kelly Brook must have taken some well-deserved time off. Luckily for us, she’s back, and wearing some nerd glasses above some of that stellar cleavage we’ve come to know and love. Why do I think this is ]]>

See I told you she was wearing glasses... No, really, she is...

After being on fire this summer doing something sexy dang near every day, Kelly Brook must have taken some well-deserved time off. Luckily for us, she’s back, and wearing some nerd glasses above some of that stellar cleavage we’ve come to know and love. Why do I think this is merely a marketing ploy by that company she is working for that sells glasses? If it is, I must say it’s a tremendous fail on their part. I mean, c’mon, it took me at least five minutes of staring before I even noticed she was wearing glasses.

Kelly Brook had a nice run this summer, running around in bikinis, posing for Playboy, going to movie premieres, but now summer is over. What’s a girl to do? Well appearing in a bikini and sporting a hand bra for Aussie FHM is a good ]]>

Kelly Brook had a nice run this summer, running around in bikinis, posing for Playboy, going to movie premieres, but now summer is over. What’s a girl to do? Well appearing in a bikini and sporting a hand bra for Aussie FHM is a good way to keep the publicity train a-rollin’! Now I know that Kelly is trying to to go all legit and become someone who doesn’t pose with her top off for a living, but it’s really a shame. It’s like a great painter deciding that he doesn’t want people to see his brushes so he decides to paint with a stick or something. You know what I mean. Shut up.

You can see more of Kelly Brook and the kama sutra at FHM.com.

Kelly Brook, while she may have betrayed what made her famous (taking off her top for photos), can still bring the sexy when she wants to, such as in this little spread she did for something called the Guardian Fashion Special. I guess the Guardian is a ]]>

Kelly Brook, while she may have betrayed what made her famous (taking off her top for photos), can still bring the sexy when she wants to, such as in this little spread she did for something called the Guardian Fashion Special. I guess the Guardian is a UK publication which, unlike every other UK publication I read, does not have their models take their tops off in the name of fashion. I see no future for this publication. What do you mean it’s been around since 1821?!?!

Kelly Brook was at something called the Montblanc John Lennon Edition global launch the other day, which is nice, but the real item of importance here is the cleavage-revealing dress she was wearing. Take notes girls, this is how you dress for a public function. Well, if ]]>

Kelly Brook was at something called the Montblanc John Lennon Edition global launch the other day, which is nice, but the real item of importance here is the cleavage-revealing dress she was wearing. Take notes girls, this is how you dress for a public function. Well, if you have cleavage like Kelly Brook that is. Otherwise, maybe not. Which I guess eliminates a good portion of you from needing this advice. But for the rest of you, take notice! That is all.

I guess this Love magazine is a fashion magazine or something. All I know is that they keep having models get naked on the covers of their issues and this month is no different as Kelly Brook joined the club. I guess ]]>

I guess this Love magazine is a fashion magazine or something. All I know is that they keep having models get naked on the covers of their issues and this month is no different as Kelly Brook joined the club. I guess they have alternate covers too, since there are some featuring Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Gisele Bundchen. Sadly none of those ladies are naked though. A bit surprising since Rosie is pretty much naked once a month for some magazine. I guess it speaks to the level of model each of these ladies is. Kelly had to pose naked to get the cover, the other three didn’t. There’s your model pecking order right there.

I don’t know what the Breakthrough of the Year Awards are, but they got it right if they gave Kelly Brook one of those things. Hell, this dress alone deserves an award. Why do I think Kelly Brook deserves a breakthrough award? Let’s summarize her ]]>

I don’t know what the Breakthrough of the Year Awards are, but they got it right if they gave Kelly Brook one of those things. Hell, this dress alone deserves an award. Why do I think Kelly Brook deserves a breakthrough award? Let’s summarize her year so far: Posed for Playboy, got naked for a billboard, dominated Comic-Con, killed it in Maxim, represented some workout thing, dressed as Princess Leia, and wore a bikini for at least 25% of the year, among other things. That, my friends, is a very good year.