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84th Annual Academy Awards results and red carpet photos

Douglas Charles — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 12:00:33 +0000

Not ones to be left out of all the fun in 2012, last night it was the film industry’s turn to dole out awards, Oscars to be precise, at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Many were winners, many more were losers, but the most important thing is that there were lots of sexy celebrity females in attendance.

Here are your winners:
Best Picture: The Artist
Actor in a Leading Role: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Actress in a Leading Role: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Actor in a Supporting Role: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Actress in a Supporting Role: Octavia Spencer, The Help
Directing: Michel Hazanivicius, The Artist
Animated Feature Film: Rango
Art Direction: Hugo
Cinematography: Hugo
Visual Effects: Hugo
Film Editing: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Costume Design: The Artist
Writing (Adapted Screenplay): The Descendants
Writing (Original Screenplay): Midnight in Paris
Documentary Feature: Undefeated
Music (Original Score): The Artist
Music (Original Song): “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets
J-Lo’s Nipple: Twitter account

PHOTOS: Best dresses from the last two Academy Awards

And here are your sexy celebrity ladies (in order below): Berenice Bejo, Sandra Bullock, Rose Byrne, Jessica Chastain, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Ellie Kemper, Anna Faris, Stacy Keibler, Milla Jovovich, Judy Greer, Kate Mara, Lara Spencer, Jennifer Lopez, Maria Menounos, Missy Pyle, Nancy O’Dell, Kelly Osbourne, Penelope Ann Miller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Kelly Ripa, Rooney Mara, Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Kristen Wiig, Michelle Williams, and Sarah Hyland, Angelina Jolie.

And if you missed Sacha Baron Cohen pouring “Kim Jong-Il’s ashes” on Ryan Seacrest, here you go.

The 54th Annual Grammy Awards results and pictures

Douglas Charles — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:15:15 +0000

That’s right, folks. Another awards show happened. This week it was the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. Yes, it was music’s turn to pat itself on the back and here are your winners and pictures of the stars.

PICS: The ladies of the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards

2012 GRAMMY WINNERS —
Best Dance/Electronica Album: Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites — Skrillex
Best Pop Vocal Album: 21 - Adele
Best Pop Solo Performance: “Someone Like You” — Adele
Best Pop Duo/Group Performance: “Body And Soul” — Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse
Best Rap Performance: “Otis” — Jay-Z & Kanye West
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: “All Of The Lights” — Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie
Best Traditional R&B Performance: “Fool For You” — Cee Lo Green & Melanie Fiona
Best R&B Album: F.A.M.E.— Chris Brown
Best Rock Performance: “Walk” — Foo Fighters
Best Rock Song: “Walk” — Foo Fighters
Best Rock Album: Wasting Light — Foo Fighters
Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance: “White Limo” — Foo Fighters
Best Country Album: Own The Night - Lady Antebellum
Best Country Solo Performance: “Mean” — Taylor Swift
Best Country Song: “Mean” — Taylor Swift
Best Alternative Music Album: Bon Iver — Bon Iver
Best New Artist: Bon Iver
Song of the Year: “Rolling In The Deep” — Adele
Record of the Year: “Rolling In The Deep” — Adele
Album of the Year: 21 - Adele

PICS: The ladies of the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards

Of course, the saving grace to all these pointless awards shows is that it brings out the sexy ladies in their Sunday best. And among those ladies who were in attendance this year were (in order below): Carrie Underwood, Giuliana Rancic, Katy Perry, Kelly Osbourne, Fergie, Tia Carrere, Julianne Hough, Jessie J, Malin Akerman, Nicole “Coco” Austin and Ice-T, Skylar Grey, Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Kelly Rowland, Lily Aldridge, Paris Hilton, Kate Beckinsale, Melanie Fiona, Nicki Minaj, and Taraji P. Henson.

2012 SAG Awards results and pictures

Douglas Charles — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:00:18 +0000

The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards took place last night. Yes, that makes three awards shows in three weeks. These people never tire of congratulating themselves and we’re just getting started. So for those of you that are interested, here are the results and some pictures of pretty women.

Outstanding Cast in a Motion Picture — The Help
Outstanding Female Actor in a Leading Role — Viola Davis, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Leading Role — Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series — Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Male Actor in a Drama Series — Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Female Actor in a Drama Series — Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award — Mary Tyler Moore
Outstanding Male Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Outstanding Female Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Ensemble in a Comedy Series — Modern Family
Outstanding Female Actor in a Comedy Series — Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Outstanding Male Actor in a Comedy Series — Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Outstanding Female Actor in a Supporting Role — Octavia Spencer, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Supporting Role — Christopher Plummer, Beginners

In order below: Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Diane Lane, Dianna Agron, Ellie Kemper, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone, Gretchen Mol, Heather Morris, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Jessica Chastain, Judy Greer, Julianna Margulies, Kaley Cuoco, Katrina Bowden, Kelly Osbourne, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Michelle Williams, Natalie Portman, Naya Rivera, Paz Vega, Rose Byrne, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, and Stacy Keibler.

2011 Emmy Awards winners and photos

Douglas Charles — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 02:56:43 +0000

Christina Hendricks won before they even gave out any awards...

The 2011 Emmy Awards are in the books. Some actors and actresses were winners, some were losers, no one really cares, but them. However, as usual this was a showcase for sexy ladies and therefore I must file this report. Among those who put on their Sunday best and ‘cheered’ on the winners were (in order, below the winners): Adrianne Palicki, Cobie Smulders, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Nina Dobrev (looking so hot), Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Hyland, Carrie Ann Inaba, Giuliana Rancic, Julia Stiles, Kelly Osbourne, Shaun Robinson, Aimee Teegarden, Cat Deeley, Julianna Margulies, Maria Bello, Kaley Cuoco, Gwyneth Paltrow, Claire Danes, Olivia Munn, Anna Torv, Minka Kelly, and Christina Hendricks.

The winners…
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Guy Pearce – Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Maggie Smith – Downton Abbey
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Peter Dinklage – Game of Thrones
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Margo Martindale – Justified
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Julie Bowen – Modern Family
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series: Ty Burrell – Modern Family
Outstanding Title Change: Mark Henry – World Heavyweight Championship (whoops, wrong show)
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Barry Pepper – The Kennedys
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Kate Winslet – Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Kyle Chandler – Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Jim Parsons – The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Melissa McCarthy – Mike & Molly
Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series: Jason Katims – Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series: Steve Levitan & Jeffrey Richman – Modern Family
Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Outstanding Reality-Competition Program: The Amazing Race
Outstanding Miniseries or Movie: Downton Abbey
Outstanding Drama Series: Mad Men
Outstanding Comedy Series: Modern Family
Outstanding Photo Op of the Evening: Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher*
Outstanding Hotness in a TV Commercial During the Telecast: Charlize Theron*

(*Not an official Emmy Award.)

This Week in Women: Baby punching and ‘Strange Addiction’

Katie Nolan — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 18:00:40 +0000

Here is this week’s wrap-up of living proof that women just don’t get it. Some are celebrities, some are random news items, but they’re all acting like idiots. Each one gets a nifty little title and a treasured spot in our hall of shame. This week we’ve got a baby puncher, a former fatty with apparent amnesia, a crazy pillow lady, and everyone’s favorite repeat offender, Britney Spears. This, gentlemen, is your week in women.

Bitchy Unqualified Mother of the Week: Erica Ryan
This woman was arrested in Boston on Tuesday for punching her one year-old baby in the grillpiece on a public bus. Apparently the child wouldn’t eat, so she called him a few names and gave him the left hook. I understand parenting is probably really stressful, but if you’re at the point where you’re punching helpless drool factories in their chubby little cheeks, you’ve got an issue. Did you think you were going to go through nine months of torture and however many hours of labor to pop out a fully-functional, self-sufficient creature? You signed up for this, lady. Show a little effort. If your kid won’t eat, squirt some ketchup on that shit and try again. If that doesn’t work, the thing gets to go without lunch. Done and done, problem solved. You can’t just be punting fetuses all over the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

Hypocritical Bitch of the Week: Kelly Osbourne
The trainwreck spawn of Ozzy Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a “fat bitch” this week on one of those eight million shows on E! where they talk about fashion. Yeah, I know the two have hated each other for years and I don’t really care. The point is that a few short years ago Kelly looked like a bloated whale of gothness before she discovered a bottle of peroxide and what happens when you stick a finger down your throat. Who the f*ck are you to sit there with your bleached hair, red lipstick, and pale ass skin and criticize the person who you so obviously were dying to be? Don’t get me wrong; I’ll be the first to admit that I think Xtina’s on a steady decline to hefty has-been, but it’s ok for me to do so since I never looked like the before picture of a Jenny Craig ad. I give Kelly a couple months before she’s rebounding into chunky town faster than you can say Kirstie Alley. Those on glass soap boxes should be careful not to go for that third slice of Domino’s.

Crazy Bitch of the Week: Tamara from My Strange Addiction
In case you haven’t discovered this gem of a television series yet, it chronicles the lives of people who are addicted to the most unheard of things you could possibly imagine. Like the one episode where some broad was addicted to eating couch cushions. This is real life.

This week we met Tamara, a woman who is “addicted” to a pillow she bought in an antique shop back in the 80s. She brings it literally everywhere with her, named it “Boo,” and has never washed it. Now, I’ve got a friend who is obsessed with her blankie. It’s kinda weird but we let her live, because even if she brings it to the bar, the thing’s too small for anyone who isn’t violating her personal space to notice. But a goddamn pillow? What an inconvenience you’ve unnecessarily imposed onto your own life. I don’t even like to have to bring my own pillow on road trips and plane rides because it’s such an awkward object to carry. The disproportion of weight to surface area makes its a pain in the tits when you’ve got other objects in the mix.

I digress. Lady, ditch the bedding and grow the hell up before you quickly descend into the life of a miserable, lonely cat lady. Because no one will ever have sex with you as long as Boo is invited. No one wants two dirty old sacks of stank in their bedroom.

Dead Fish Bitch of the Week: Britney Spears
God, Brit. You pop up on this list far too often. But pulling your boyfriend up on stage for a yawn-inducing lap dance on tour could not be ignored. In New York last night, Britney decided to bring up boyfriend Jason Trawick on stage for her performance of some shitty song filled with lyrics that are supposed to make us think she’s still sexually attractive. What followed was the most awkwardly fantastic public display of a boring sex life that I’ve seen since Liza Minnelli and David Gest. Jason sat there looking… not nervous, not playful, not even embarrassed… just straight bored. The only time his facial expression even changed was when she pulled out what you know she thought was her power move and much-too-violently wrapped her thunder thighs around his neck.

Go ahead and enjoy the counter-productivity of raping the replay button on that video all day to remind yourself that at least you’re having better sex than someone.

Celebrity dirt: Pia Toscano has a record deal, maybe, and more gossip of the day

Douglas Charles — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 16:00:19 +0000

Pia Toscano signing with Interscope after Idol dismissal
“…first thing [Friday] morning Interscope brass started calling every top songwriter and producer in town to get an album together and rush release it.”

Idol may not allow Pia Toscano to release CD
“When you compete on Idol, you must sign one of the strictest contracts in the business.”

Vanessa Hudgens’ nude photo scandal still haunts her
“The fact that somebody keeps bringing up the past is just selfish. I mean, it sucks … It’s just unfortunate that it keeps reminding people about the past and not the present.”

The Osbournes $1.7 million in debt, risk losing home
“Their daughter Kelly, 26, also owes the government money.”

Holly Madison won’t attend Hugh Hefner’s wedding
“As portrayed on E!’s Girls Next Door, Madison hoped to marry Hefner but eventually moved on and relocated to Las Vegas.”

Hulk Hogan training little people to wrestle for new show
“It will show their extraordinary physical capabilities and the true strength of people of that stature.”

Liam Neeson’s Hangover 2 cameo gets cut
“The scene filmed by Neeson, 58, was cut out of the movie and is now being re-shot with actor/director Nick Cassavetes playing the role.”

Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez to perform at Billboard Music Awards
“Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez, the Black Eyed Peas, Taio Cruz, Keith Urban and 2010′s crossover kings, Lady Antebellum, have all been tapped to perform at the show…”

Rosa Blasi accuses her NFL star ex-husband of using hookers and drugs
“He also slept with my best friend on our wedding day. That was news to me too.”

Ashley Judd clarifies controversial hip-hop statements
“Please, people. Seriously. I am white, yes, but in spite of some allegations to the contrary, I am not an idiot.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Brazilian model Cintia Dicker’s sexy shoot for Aerie’s summer swimwear catalog (pics here).

Celebrity dirt: Kendra Wilkinson has another sex tape plus more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:00:56 +0000

Kendra Wilkinson has another lesbian sex tape
“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”

Betty White rips into Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen
“They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful.”

JWoww is ready to have kids
“Hopefully I’ll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year.”

Britney Spears signs Nicki Minaj for concert tour
“Everyone involved in the concert is relieved Enrique Iglasias’ ego couldn’t handle opening for Britney and feel Nicki will be infinitely better.”

Paris Hilton sued for not returning $60,000 in jewelry
“Alianz contends Hilton never bothered to return the jewelry after police returned it and the Louis Vuitton bag it was stolen in to her.”

Rapper Gucci Mane arrested
“Radric Davis was charged with misdemeanor battery after a warrant was issued following an incident where he allegedly pushed a female out of a moving vehicle, causing her bodily harm.”

Kate Gosselin being sued by marriage counseler
“The complaint was filed at Freeland District Court in Pennsylvania before Judge Gerald Feissner on March 28, 2011, by a company called Creative Energy Options.”

Natalie Portman has given up veganism
“If you’re not eating eggs, then you can’t have cookies or cake from regular bakeries, which can become a problem when that’s all you want to eat.”

Kelly Osbourne considering gastric band to maintain weight
“She’s recently been on holiday and put on almost a stone (14 pounds) while enjoying herself.”

Dennis Quaid opens up about cocaine past
“It was supplied, basically, on movie sets because everyone was doing it.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The Beastie Boys, “Fight For Your Right – Revisited” featuring Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Rainn Wilson, Rashida Jones, Jason Schwartzman, Ted Danson, Stanley Tucci, Chloe Sevigny, Rainn Wilson, Rashida Jones, Jason Schwartzman, Steve Buscemi, Will Arnett, Susan Sarandon, etc, etc, …

Celebrity dirt: Charlie Sheen bombs, fans boo in Detroit plus more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:10:37 +0000

Charlie Sheen bombs in Detroit, fans leave early
“After hearing chants of ‘Refund! Refund!’ and being booed, even Charlie Sheen knew his Violent Torpedo of Truth had bombed on its debut in Detroit on Saturday night.”

Snooki’s $32K appearance fee outrages Rutgers students
“The pint-size Jersey Shore star booked two Q&A sessions with the New Jersey school, which reportedly paid her $2,000 more than when they had Toni Morrison speak – a Nobel prize-winning author.”

The Situation’s contract riders are quite demanding
“No one can speak to or make eye contact with him directly.”

Candice Swanepoel could lose her contract for bring too skinny
“Like all Angels, Swanepoel, 22, is expected to be ‘healthy and muscular,’ according to her Victoria’s Secret contract.”

Courtney Love slams Kelly Osbourne for calling her a ‘crackhead’
“Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers called me a crackhead on the E! channel. Kelly knows I’m sober. Kelly knows there’s no drugs allowed at my house. I think it’s really lame.”

Katie Couric quits CBS Evening News to host daytime talk show
“No departure date has been set, but Couric’s contract expires June 4.”

Lindsay Lohan’s Betty Ford brawl 911 call has been released
“…I have a problem because Lindsay Lohan pushed me and hit me with the phone while I was trying to talk to you.”

Bill Murray signs on to Ghostbusters 3 and Ghostbusters 4
“Bill Murray has finally agreed to reprise the character of Dr. Peter Venkman and team up with Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson and Harold Ramis for not just one, but two Ghostbusters adventures.”

Miley Cyrus may sue over sex doll
“…despite rumours of Miley’s pending lawsuit, the company is yet to remove the doll from the market.”

Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller reach a custody agreement
“Both Sheen and Mueller must submit to random drug testing three times monthly. Both mom and dad are required to have nannies with them at all time in the presence of their kids.”

The ladies of the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards

Douglas Charles — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 07:10:59 +0000

I hope she brought a jacket or she could catch a cold in that outfit...

Awards season is officially in full swing now that the music people are also involved after holding their annual celebration of themselves at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night. While I find it hard to stomach all the sucking up and narcissism that happens when these gatherings take place I am appreciative of the fact that many of the people who go to these things are sexy women wearing body-hugging outfits. Of course, last night was no exception. A few of those ladies in attendance, looking all hot and swanky were (in order below): Ciara, Kelly Osbourne, Hayley Williams, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Dianna Agron, Miranda Lambert, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Julianne Hough, and Lea Michele, and Pauley Perrette.

Kelly Osbourne is the newest edition to the Pussycat Dolls

Shawn Norris — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:30:55 +0000

A very trim Kelly Osbourne took to the stage last night with the Pussycat Dolls at the Viper Room in Los Angeles as possibly the newest edition to the sexy burlesque group that now also includes singer Mya and Carmen Electra. If that sentence weirds you out a bit, you need to see her twitter pictures.

That’s Kelly O–h my god, I feel like I’m on the crazy train to Backwardsville. It’s hard to believe, but she lost almost 50 lbs for her appearance on Dancing with the Stars and now with a little help from a stylist and make-up artist, well, looks pretty hot. I mean she has undergone one of the craziest transformations in celebrity history here forks–folks.

This…

… to this.

Really…

…to REALLY!?!

I guess some things (fashion, make-up, overall appearance) sometimes do get better with age in Hollywood. This is kinda mind-blowing. So much so that when we asked Ozzy what he thought, he said something about Jenny Craig and apples–we don’t know, her looks didn’t make his insane rambling any easier to understand–we aren’t Miracle Workers here at Guyism…

But Kelly Osbourne and her nutritionist certainly are.

More pics at Daily Mail

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