Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Kendra Wilkinson has yet another sex tape coming out, and just in time for Valentine’s Day! In this one she gets busy with some chick named Taryn Ryan. Anyone?

— James Franco ]]>

— Kendra Wilkinson has yet another sex tape coming out, and just in time for Valentine’s Day! In this one she gets busy with some chick named Taryn Ryan. Anyone?

— James Franco also made a sex tape. Somehow I’m not as excited about that.

— Charlie Sheen may be the greatest partier in the history of partiers. It might kill him, but he’ll have a great legend to leave behind.

— Oh never mind, he was just hospitalized for laughing too hard at a TV show. I was way off.

— Jenna Jameson called Chelsea Handler a “dried up old whore.” Girls, girls! Can’t we just agree that you are both dried up old whores?

— Montana Fishburne attempted suicide? Man, just when she seemed to have it all going for her too.

— Kristen Stewart is complaining again.

— Jennifer Love Hewitt is never, ever going to get married.

— Jason Sudeikis is now dating Scarlett Johansson? Who’s Jason Sudeikis again?

— Did you know there was another Olsen Twin? I mean sister? And her name is Elizabeth Olsen? I guess she gets all kind of naked in some new movie she has coming out called Martha Marcy May Marlene. Be right back. Gotta go to Netflix and set my queue.

— Diddy is being sued for $900 billion worth of child support by a woman who claims he “knocked down” the Twin Towers and gang-raped her children over a casino chip worth “100 zillion dollars.”

— Lady Gaga wants women to smell like blood and semen.

— Speaking of stellar endorsement ideas, Ron Jeremy is coming out with his own rum.

— Speaking of alcohol, Jessica Simpson likes it. A lot.

— And finally… Andy Dick… also lookin’ good.

Today’s sexy video comes to us from Avril Lavigne who thought it would be a good idea to wear some lingerie in her new music video for the song What The Hell. Enjoy.

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— Christina Hendricks wants to play Wonder Woman. Well, the name is definitely suited to her.

— Victoria Beckham removed her fake boobs, which I guess means we’ll never, EVER have to see her ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Christina Hendricks wants to play Wonder Woman. Well, the name is definitely suited to her.

— Victoria Beckham removed her fake boobs, which I guess means we’ll never, EVER have to see her again.

— Speaking of old school hot babes doing dumb things, Jaime Pressly was arrested for DUI. Here’s her lovely mug shot.

— Mickey Rourke will be removing his front teeth to play gay rugby player, Gareth Thomas. There’s a sentence I never thought I would type.

— Toni Braxton is going to do Playboy. Guess that sort of thing becomes appealing when you file a $50 million Chapter 7 bankruptcy.

— Selena Gomez is getting death threats. From Justin Bieber fans. On Twitter. Sigh…

— Kim Kardashian debuted her new song. No, really. And there was video.

— Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift broke up. Didn’t see that one coming.

— In news I wish I hadn’t heard, Oksana Grigorieva says Mel Gibson used to beat her during sex because that’s the only way he could get it up.

— And now it’s time for This Week in Lindsay Lohan: Palm Desert police are adamant that LiLo violated her probation the night she allegedly attacked a Betty Ford employee and say she was definitely drunk – or even high – at the time. All of which means absolutely nothing.

— In other Betty Ford Clinic news, David Arquette is now it’s newest resident.

— Quick FYI, Kendra Wilkinson is being kind of a bitch to her man Hank Baskett. If you care.

— Remember how ‘different’ LeAnn Rimes looked this week in her bikini? Well, there’s a medical reason for that.

— Peter Brady is being sued for assault and battery. That also happened this week.

— And finally, the 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit video will be available in 3D. See, God does answer your prayers.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at FHM who were nice enough to track down Zoe Salmon (who?) and put her in some very sexy outfits stick her in a boxing ring and take a video of it.

Check out more of Zoe Salmon and the lingerie guide at FHM.com.

This is sports related in the sense that Vikings WR Hank Baskett occasionally masquerades as an NFL player. His wife, former Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson also occasionally masquerades as someone who has skills that don’t include taking her clothes off (more on ]]>

This is sports related in the sense that Vikings WR Hank Baskett occasionally masquerades as an NFL player. His wife, former Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson also occasionally masquerades as someone who has skills that don’t include taking her clothes off (more on that later).

In yesterday’s riveting and somewhat explicit episode of Kendra, the Baskett family eagerly awaits word on whether Hank has made the cut for the Philadelphia Eagles. It should be noted that this was obviously filmed months ago during training camp and Baskett has since been released by Philly and picked up the Vikings. If you want to know why Hank’s been on four teams in two years, well, go look at game tape of last year’s Super Bowl. It was his “muffed snatch” of the Saints onside kick that led to a huge momentum shift in the second half. Needless to say, the incident led to his dismissal from the Colts in the off-season.

All that aside, here’s video of Hank telling Kendra that he’s still worthy of the Eagles services. It’s a tearful moment for them and for the viewers–not only because he still has a job but because people are forced to painstakingly watch them act.

Yea, that part at the end just shows you how awesome it is to be a fringe wide receiver in the NFL. Not only does your smokin hot wife parade herself in skimpy lingerie but then, she hooks you up with a “man cave”. Suffice to say that Hank Baskett might be the luckiest SOB alive. Well, him or the two guys who peeped on Kendra after she hopped out of the shower (video below). Amazingly, it takes her several moments to cover up–and yes, the irony of a Playboy model hiding her topless body is not lost here.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Kendra Wilkinson did/didn’t pose for Playboy again this month.

— Remember how last week I scoffed at Demi Lovato going into rehab for “physical” issues? Well, I stand vindicated as it is now being ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Kendra Wilkinson did/didn’t pose for Playboy again this month.

— Remember how last week I scoffed at Demi Lovato going into rehab for “physical” issues? Well, I stand vindicated as it is now being reported that Demi snorts blow “like a pro” and chugs booze straight from the bottle. I told you she was underrated.

— Of course, sleeping with Wilmer Valderrama will do that to a girl.

— Nancy O’Dell will be replacing Mary Hart on Entertainment Tonight. In other news, I will now be watching Entertainment Tonight every day.

— Demi Moore wants to kick Jenny McCarthy’s ass. Pfft… who doesn’t.

— In her continuing effort to become a slightly more talented Heidi Montag, Olivia Munn now says that she not only likes sex, but she NEEDS it. Hmmm… I guess I can hate her more. Go figure.

— Speaking of annoying no-talent hotties, Lynda Carter wants Megan Fox to stop trashing Wonder Woman. You figure out which woman I was referring to there.

— Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky split up because of James Bond.

— Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez also split up. Shockingly, this was NOT over James Bond.

— Lindsay Lohan is trying to arrange a ‘work pass’ so she can leave the Betty Ford Center to have meetings in Hollywood. That should be okay, someone in rehab would NEVER be tempted in THAT town. (Update: She got the pass. Utterly amazing.)

— As for Lindsay’s dad, Michael… “Really?”

— Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid is back… doing what she does, falling out of her top at parties.

— Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes got married, which normally would bother me, but she was already knocked up, so whatever… congrats, I guess.

— Pink is now pregnant too. For some reason, that doesn’t bother me as much.

— Disgraced former Miss California Carrie Prejean is also pregnant with former NFL quarterback Kyle Boller’s kid (he is a former quarterback, right?). Oh, he’s on the Raiders? Huh…

— Adam Sandler bought each of his friends a Maserati. Maybe that’s so they’ll still stay friends with him until he actually puts out another/a good movie.

— Gwyneth Paltrow: Country singer.

— And finally, a Kim Kardashian Mastercard.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at The Sun who are celebrating 40 years of posting the hottest topless chicks in the world on Page 3 of their fine publication. To help them celebrate is one of our favorite topless chicks, Rosie Jones doing the ‘Old Spice Guy’ thing (only with a hair bra)…

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— Blake Lively is now single. About f–kin’ time.

— Model Jessica White is also now single, but she scares me a little bit.

— Speaking of newly single babes, Christina ]]>

— Blake Lively is now single. About f–kin’ time.

— Model Jessica White is also now single, but she scares me a little bit.

— Speaking of newly single babes, Christina Aguilera is having a little trouble getting the Ewok to move out their house.

— Audrina Patridge’s mom, Lynn, got drunk and went on an epic rant (ON VIDEO!!). Trust me, this is one time the word “epic” is not being used improperly.

— By now you’ve all heard about Charlie Sheen and his little “episode” with the hooker/porn star, right? Well, Capri Anderson (the hooker/porn star) now wants to meet with Colorado prosecutors to claim Charlie held her against her will and get his probation revoked. How much money you want to bet that Chuck gets off scott-free? Seriously… I will bet anyone any amount of money he cruises on this.

— David Arquette. Midget strippers. That is all.

— Reggie Bush is not happy with Kim Kardashian… over a car wash billing mistake. Seriously.

— Kendra Wilkinson turned down Playboy. No, really, she did. Though I guess once you’ve released a sex tape, what’s the point of doing Playboy? Oops. Sorry, Kim.

— Oprah Winfrey is being sued for plagiarism. It seems like a possible frivolous lawsuit but anything that gets under the Big O’s skin is fine by me.

— Katy Perry says she’s a freak in bed. Of course she said that.

— Speaking of Playboy, they also offered the target of Mel Gibson’s “affection” Oksana Grigorieva her own spread in the magazine. Which she turned down. Damn. We could have had some bonus Mel stuff if that’d happened.

— Tila Tequila is being accused of armed kidnapping. Yeah, I thought that might bring out a chuckle or two.

— Mariah Carey is not only fat now she’s also pregnant.

— In this week’s Lindsay Lohan news, it seems LiLo is having a bit of trouble paying for her rehab. On the bright side, she was offered the money to cover it if she’d do a porno.

— I hate mentioning this because it only gives her more attention, but Taylor Momsen might be the most insufferable human being on the planet. And this is a planet with Spencer Pratt and Kristen Stewart on it.

— And finally, mirrors are still not Britney Spears’ friend.

This week’s sexy video comes to us courtesy of Virgin Unite who is raising money and awareness for fistula by showing what a typical morning on Necker Island is for Richard Branson (Hint: It involves bikinis, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Brooklyn Decker, Linsday Ellingson, Jarah Mariano, Erin Heatherton, Miranda Kerr, and Marisa Miller. Yeah…

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— You know how everyone got all excited because Jessica Alba finally appeared naked in Machete? Yeah, not so much.

— By now you’ve heard that Christina Aguilera is getting a divorce, but did hear ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— You know how everyone got all excited because Jessica Alba finally appeared naked in Machete? Yeah, not so much.

— By now you’ve heard that Christina Aguilera is getting a divorce, but did hear about how Xtina had to go to the hospital for the beating she took cuts, bumps and bruises from “falling down” just prior to the divorce becoming public?

— As if that wasn’t bad enough, Christina also blames her Ewok husband for her latest album, Bionic, sucking, I mean not selling well. Now that’s just going too far. No wonder she dumped him.

— Jean Claude Van Damme had a heart attack. Or not.

— Jenni “J-Woww” Farley turned down an offer from Playboy. No, really, she did. I know. No two entities were ever more made for each other. I am as stunned as anyone. I just don’t know what to believe in anymore.

— Brandy Norwood (yes, this Brandy Norwood) says she hasn’t had sex in years. Insert “I’ll have sex with her” joke here.

— Anne Hathaway was brought to tears after having a sex scene with Jake Gyllenhaal in the movie Love and Other Drugs. Man, does everyone who has pretend sex with Jake Gyllenhaal in a movie lose their mind?

— A teenage boy who accused Jodie Foster of attacking him is now planning to sue her. Yes, because I know if I was beat up by an old lesbian as a teen I would want MORE publicity from it.

— Barack Obama will be doing a guest spot on Mythbusters. Because what else is there for him to do these days?

— Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson’s marriage is going about how one would have thought it would go.

— In our weekly Lohan news, Lindsay’s dad Michael was allegedly attacked by a knife-wielding senior citizen… who called him first to tell him he was going to attack him. Again, I do not make this stuff up.

— Speaking LiLo, yeah, she’ll be in rehab for a wee bit longer.

— Uma Thurman… ummm… well… you just have to see for yourself.

— And finally, Justin Bieber is under investigation for assault. This is what happens when you turn gangsta.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the geniuses at Maxim Italy. Remember back in the summer when I showed you some of the most amazing photos ever taken, those of one Melissa Satta? Yeah, well apparently there is a behind-the-scenes video. I present it to you now…

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Friends of Megan Fox don’t think her marriage to Brian Austin Green is going to be a long-term thing. They say that Megan still isn’t over Shia LaBeouf. And really, who would be? BAG does have ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Friends of Megan Fox don’t think her marriage to Brian Austin Green is going to be a long-term thing. They say that Megan still isn’t over Shia LaBeouf. And really, who would be? BAG does have the fact that he is at least employed now going for him, so who knows?

>>> Cheryl Tweedy has malaria. I’m going to need a moment of prayer from everyone. Do it!

>>> Lindsay Lohan thinks she has been cruelly and unusually punished. She even went on Twitter ranting about some article by a law professor. In other news, Lindsay might be retarded. Just sayin’.

>>> At least Lindsay’s dad Michael is supportive of her.

>>> Lindsay is also looking to cash in on her arrest by attempting to get $1 million for a post-jail interview. If someone actually pays her for this, I quit life.

>>> George Michael (remember him?) was arrested after crashing his car into a building. Police took George in to custody on suspicion of being unfit to drive. Those police… nothing gets by them.

>>> Our favorite sexy Aussie nobody Sophie Monk caught her boyfriend in bed with another woman. I guess the old saying is true…

>>> Kendra Wilkinson wrote a book and amazingly someone actually published it.

>>> I guess it’s good Kendra has her book to occupy her time and mind right now since it’s also being reported that Kendra’s husband, Hank Baskett might be cheating on her… with strippers. Shocking I say!

>>> Turns out that Mel Gibson also hates Mexicans. Which is nice.

>>> Mel Gibson also apparently likes to threaten his porn star girlfriends, such as his ex-girlfriend Violet Kowal who says Mel had an affair with her while his girlfriend, whom he had an affair with while married, was pregnant. On the bright side, at least he didn’t tell her he’d bury her in his garden. Or point a gun at her.

>>> And if after all that you still don’t think Mel Gibson is one of the biggest tools on the planet just give this a listen.

>>> A photo of Ke$ha topless covered in man juice surfaced on the Internet this week, which I am sure will have zero effect on your opinion of the popular singer.

>>> Reggie Bush sure does like him some full figured gals as the Saints ultraback has been rumored to be getting cozy with Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend Amber Rose. Or maybe it’s just payback.

>>> And finally, Angelina Jolie got another tattoo. Hey, if the New York Daily News thinks its worthy of mention who am I to disagree?

>>> Here’s a SUPER BONUS VIDEO (just because) of Katy Perry’s Esquire photo shoot…

Either the producers of the Linda Lovelace movie that Lindsay Lohan was/is supposed to star in didn’t get the memo that LiLo is pretty much Los Angeles-bound, thanks to her legal difficulties or they’ve moved the set ]]>

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Either the producers of the Linda Lovelace movie that Lindsay Lohan was/is supposed to star in didn’t get the memo that LiLo is pretty much Los Angeles-bound, thanks to her legal difficulties or they’ve moved the set from Texas to California. And I sure hope they don’t think she’s going to get time off for good behavior either because Lindsay has already been out clubbing and frequenting house parties. She’s going to get busted sooner or later, even if she does rub tree oil on her leg or try using a paperclip to jam her SCRAM anklet. Oh, and about the Lovelace movie being shot it Texas?? Never mind… we can scratch that… apparently Lindsay lied to the judge about that. Like I said before, she is so going to the slam.

Here’s further proof that Lindsay has totally got all her sh-t together, y’all…

In other legal news, Heather Locklear will not be charged for running over a no parking sign, because, ummm, cops investigated but could not place Heather behind the wheel of the car that murdered the sign.

So who is going to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3? First we heard that Gemma Arterton was up for consideration, but now it seems that Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has the inside track despite the fact that she’s never been in a film before. Maybe the claims that Michael Bay only used Megan in the flick for her looks are true.

For all you Miley Cyrus pedos fans out there, your girl is reported to have gone on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree and her boyfriend just moved in with her. Next thing you know Jamie Spears is going to want to take her to court to take charge of all her affairs. Wait, sorry, wrong trailer park family. Sorry.

This is sure to disappoint a few of you. Christina Aguilera has canceled her summer tour amid reports of poor ticket sales. The very tour that she was promoting the face off of. Her people are spinning it differently though. They say it’s been postponed to next year because Aguilera ‘needed more time to rehearse’. Uh huh.

This will also probably disappoint a few of you as well. It seems that, get ready, Stacy Keibler may be a bit of a diva. And no I am not referring to her days in the WWE. Get ready for it… She actually had to wait a few minutes to get her nails done. I KNOW!! According to the National Enquirer, Stacy was so annoyed that she had to wait five minutes for her appointment that she seethed in silence during her manicure session. Man… don’t those people know who she is?! She famous!!

Speaking of famous female singers, apparently Celine Dion’s neighbors hate her and she hasn’t even moved into her house yet. They’re mad because she dug six deep wells to help feed her new home/waterpark and are going to be wasting a sh-tton of fresh water. They say that now, but wait til the first time they get to go on her log flume, then they’ll change their tune.

If you couldn’t stand her before, this might do the trick. Tila Tequila, who just so happens to have just released a music album, announced on her blog that she’s addicted to “prescription pills” and will now appear on Celebrity Rehab. I don’t know who I hate more, Tila or whoever the hell decided to put on a another TV show.

As for people who actually like Tila Tequila, Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis is back in the news. This time for hitting a woman – again – allegedly. Oh, did I mention this woman was pregnant? She was pregnant. A pregnant employee. Now I know times are tough, but if you’re a female, any female, would you ever have taken a job working for him in the first place? I don’t like blaming victims of alleged crimes, but there is such a thing as judgment.

Tiki Barber got a rude awakening this week when his wife (soon to be ex-wife, I assume) wouldn’t let him into the delivery room while she gave birth to the couple’s twins. Kinda makes nailing that 23 year-old NBC intern seem kind of dumb now doesn’t it?

The eagerly-anticipated Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is out. No, not on DVD, but all over the freaking Internet. In the interest of mankind I provide you with a link to a link to the video. You’re welcome.

Speaking of ladies doing sexy things, Courtney Love claims that she and Kate Moss once had a lesbian fling. Drop me a comment below if you care.

And lastly, Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack died this week at the age of 39. People just don’t seem to be living as long these days for some reason.

As you all know by now, the new Miss USA Rima Fakih is well-versed in the art of stripping. However, that’s not why I want her stripped of her crown. I could care less about that. And ]]>

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As you all know by now, the new Miss USA Rima Fakih is well-versed in the art of stripping. However, that’s not why I want her stripped of her crown. I could care less about that. And no, I don’t think she is a spy. I am troubled by the fact that Ms. Fakih is reportedly dating the recent ex-boyfriend of Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt. And you just know he is carrying some incurable strain of STD and do we really want the woman representing us the world over that’s contaminated by whatever Paris Hilton left on her new boyfriend? I think not.

Another day, another celebrity cheating with a hooker (allegedly). Today George Lopez joins the club. A professional hooker, who goes by the name “Tiffany,” told The National Enquirer, “I had sex with George Lopez for money, and so did a friend of mine. He wanted a threesome and texted me…” Did we mention that he also is a married man?

We couldn’t let a week go by without more Kendra Wilkinson sex tape news could we? No, we couldn’t. RadarOnline.com has learned that Kendra will receive up to 50 percent of the sales generated by her sex tape featuring her and her ex-boyfriend, MMA fighter Justin Frye. Maybe the money is just a late wedding present for her husband Hank.

No, I’m sorry… the gift would be a reported second sex tape. This one featuring Kendra and another girl. This is really, really graphic and showing her in compromising positions; things you would think would be embarrassing for her,” said a source. I think we’re way past embarassing.

As we reported earlier this week, Megan Fox is out of Transformers 3. The best part though is that she claims it was all her idea. Riiiiiight. Actually though, she may just be stupid enough to do that. Have you ever read one of her interviews?

Miley Cyrus ran into a bit of trouble this week (no, not for what you would think). Wal-Mart says it is pulling an entire line of Miley Cyrus-brand jewelry from its shelves after tests performed for The Associated Press found they contained high levels of the toxic metal cadmium. Yet another reason for you to keep your daughters as far away anything associated with Miley as possible.

Charlie Sheen, as you probably know, is facing up to 45 days in jail for his little Christmas tiff with his wife, but that’s not Chuck’s biggest concern. He has asked his criminal defense attorney, Richard Cummins, to see if local law enforcement would be willing to make an exception to the jail’s no-smoking policy. Now I am not sure if I should loathe him or wish I was just like him.

And finally, in our weekly Lindsay Lohan update, Lilo is in a bit of trouble for being in Cannes, partying and such, rather than showing up in court this week – something the judged in her case ORDERED her to do. She claims she lost her passport and couldn’t get back. But wait, there’s more… As a part of her probation, she is supposed to abstain from drinking alcohol (and doing coke), which I assume is flowing like the Mississippi over in the French Riviera. But wait, there’s more… French police say that Lindsay never reported her passport stolen which completely contradicts everything her lawyer said in court. But wait there’s even more… Apparently the judge’s husband runs a travel company which completely blew Lindsay’s stolen passport excuse out of the water. Oh yeah, she also now apparently has a 36 year-old lesbian lover named Indrani. It just never ends for this mess.

This isn’t really news unless you’re into sex tapes, which luckily I am, but Vivid has released what the cover of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape Kendra Exposed will look like, so when you go into your local whack shack you’ll be able to spot it right away. ]]>

This isn’t really news unless you’re into sex tapes, which luckily I am, but Vivid has released what the cover of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape Kendra Exposed will look like, so when you go into your local whack shack you’ll be able to spot it right away. Personally I am looking forward to seeing the Bonus Features like the blooper reel and the deleted scenes. In other Kendra sex tape news, RadarOnline says that Kendra’s manager is actually the one who got the tape brought to public light.

“Back in June of 2008, a guy who said he was Kendra’s manager, Matt Cohen, came up to me and said that she had a sex tape and was willing to sign off on it,” said Kevin Blatt, a celebrity sex tape broker.

“I deal with a lot of unsavory people in my industry and for someone to approach me and say Kendra has a tape and is willing to sign off on it while she was living at the mansion, I thought, ‘No way is this true.’ But in this case it was!”

Color me shocked. And I can totally see why Kendra’s husband Hank Baskett is so upset with all of this. I mean, what pro athlete in his right mind wants to have a sex tape star for a wife or girlfriend anyway?

By the way, screencaps of Kendra’s sex tape in 3… 2… 1…

Remember the sex tape that is about to go public involving Kendra Wilkinson? Of course you do. Well, there’s even more news! One, it seems that Kendra’s sex tape involved multiple partners, aka was a gang ]]>

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Remember the sex tape that is about to go public involving Kendra Wilkinson? Of course you do. Well, there’s even more news! One, it seems that Kendra’s sex tape involved multiple partners, aka was a gang bang. And two, Kendra’s husband Hank is reportedly thinking of divorcing her now. “Hank is totally upset and embarrassed. He’s so angry… The main reason he’s embarrassed is his team’s [possible] reaction.”

Speaking of divorce, Matt Lauer is also apparently headed for one. He and his wife Annette are “reportedly living apart and have been for more than two months, ever since [he] spent a string of “wild nights” in Vancouver covering the Winter Olympics.”

You may have read or seen this week a 17 year-old Miley Cyrus bumping and grinding up against a 44-year-old man. If not, go here. Now that you’re fully informed, someone asked Miley’s dad, Billy Ray, what he thought of the proceedings. Naturally he had no problem with it. “It’s what people her age do.” He went on to say his daughter was just “having fun.” Wow.

Heidi Montag called the cops on her mom. For reals. “Still reeling from her mother’s criticism of her intense plastic surgery makeover, Heidi Montag called police on her mother Thursday, claiming she was “psychotic” when she refused to leave.” At least her mom hasn’t disowned her, like her “husband’s” parents have. That day will come soon enough though.

Speaking of family issues, Cheryl Tweedy’s brother got arrested this week. “Andrew Tweedy was held just hours after the violent raid in which a gang of robbers waved a gun and machete at customers and staff before making off with thousands of pounds.” Cheryl is said to have been “in a state of shock”.

Taylor Momsen also almost got arrested this week for trying to take knives on a plane. Says Taylor, “I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds. I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: ‘Holy shit!’”

Russell Brand loves prostitutes. He also used to have a lot of groupie sex, of course, that was before he met Katy Perry. “When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive…I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward.”

Victoria Beckham apparently has really ugly feet. At least according to a recent poll. Yes, someone took a poll. 71% of Brits polled in a recent survey say she has horrible toes. In the same poll, 67% of respondents said Posh should have surgery to fix her feet. I just want to know who is looking at her feet. That’s not what I see when I look at Posh.

In other WAG news, Tito Ortiz will not face any charges for his domestic incident with Jenna Jameson. “The D.A. tells TMZ there was insufficient corroboration to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Tito had attacked his girlfriend Jenna Jameson. That could have something to do with the fact Jenna changed her story multiple times.”

Speaking of men with issues, Sean Penn was sentenced Wednesday to three years probation, 36 hours of anger management classes and 300 hours of community service after pleading no contest to misdemeanor vandalism charges related to a little trouble he had with the paparazzi last year.

And since we’re on the subject of men with issues, Russell Crowe is back in the news for his temper. Russell threw a hissy fit at BBC radio 4 host Mark Lawson when he asked the actor a question about his Robin Hood accent. Give it a listen.

And finally, a supermodel tried to off herself this week. Noemie Lenoir was found on the ground in a forest in La Celle-Saint-Cloud on the outskirts of Paris after allegedly taking a deadly cocktail of alcohol and drugs, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reports.

Remember how I told you about Kendra Wilkinson was suing over the upcoming release of her sex tape? Well, it seems that good ole Kendra not only tried to sell that tape herself, but SEVERAL sex tapes. ]]>

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Remember how I told you about Kendra Wilkinson was suing over the upcoming release of her sex tape? Well, it seems that good ole Kendra not only tried to sell that tape herself, but SEVERAL sex tapes. RadarOnline.com tracked down a lawyer who worked with Kendra on the project and setting up the company that was formed to sell the sex tapes. Wonder what new hubby Hank thinks of all this?

More details are coming out regarding the incident that according to Jenna Jameson’s story to the 5-0 didn’t actually occur between her and husband Tito Ortiz. She tells Us Weekly their argument erupted when he accused her of being “high” on pills. When she declared “I’m not on drugs!” he didn’t believe her and flew into a rage. “I was standing in the bathroom – naked, by the way – and he said, ‘It’s over!’ grabbed my arm and pushed me aside,” she recalls. Glad she pointed out that she was naked. That is key to the whole situation being cleared up.

Amy Winehouse was back in the hospital this week after another incident involving her new boobies. And you’re never going to believe this but she apparently hurt them “after she drunkenly fell and bruised them.” But wait, there’s more. Her injuries were described as “not serious” but her agent said: “She really likes the clinic so may stay a few days.” Do I even have to add anything to this?

In other news of the weird, Michael Jackson used to prank call Russell Crowe. You read that right. Crowe apparently shared a similar sense of humor with MJ and Jackson would regularly phone him and try to convince him he was in trouble. I guess if you’re doing a prank you want it to be believable.

The main character in the whole Jesse James – Sandra Bullock mess, Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, has her sights set on porn star Gina Lynn. Hold on there, hoss. Still not in the way you think. She is going to box her. No, not the way you think. It will be a part of some ‘celebrity’ boxing match at the South Philly Bar and Grill. Noooww it all comes into focus. Sort of.

Speaking of cheating hound dogs, The National Enquirer claims to have uncovered evidence that Barack Obama had a fling with a 35-year-old campaign aide. The lady in question is named Vera Baker and it reportedly happened in 2004 while he was running for the Senate. You’ll note that a rumor about the President cheating is not the lead story here today. Not sure if that says something bad about me, or this country.

And apparently Justin Bieber fans have had about as much Kim Kardashian as I have since they threatened to kill her this week. And, ugh, the two ‘stars’ discussed it, of all places, on Twitter, of course, where “Biebs”, as the former Porn star called him, set things straight with his maniacal fans. Just kill me now, Lord.

In news that will surprise absolutely no one in the entire universe, Heidi Montag was serious about her breasts not being big enough and has already scheduled her next surgery to have them enlarged. Idiot husband Spencer blames it all on Ryan Seacrest, because really everything is his fault. (By the way, I’m not kidding about him blaming Ryan Seacrest.)

And finally in our weekly Lindsay Lohan update, LiLo’s mom Dina finally got her to court on the third try. Then proceeded to get completely hammered a couple days later. With her mom in the house. I don’t make this stuff up folks.

Oh goodie… another sex tape… apparently there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape about to be released upon the general public. And no, it’s not with current husband Hank Baskett. Just what I needed, a sex tape of a woman I have already seen naked. C’mon people, we can ]]>

Oh goodie… another sex tape… apparently there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape about to be released upon the general public. And no, it’s not with current husband Hank Baskett. Just what I needed, a sex tape of a woman I have already seen naked. C’mon people, we can do better!!

The purported Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is being released by the same company that brought us Kim Kardashian’s sex tape/claim to fame, Vivid Entertainment. And being the good sex soldiers that they are they are going to release the tape by the end of the month despite being sued by Kendra to stop its publication.

Vivid says in a press release: “The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it. We’ve been trying to reach Kendra but have so far been unsuccessful.”

They’re calling the tape Kendra Exposed. Which, last time I checked is quite redundant since she was a Playboy centerfold famous for pretending to have sex with Hugh Hefner on the TV show The Girls Next Door.

“We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape,” said Steve Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of the company.

“We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it’s rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude.”

“Well-produced and hardcore.” That should be my motto.

Porn Company: We Will Release Kendra Sex Tape By End Of This Month [RadarOnline]

As you can see, it’s a hard hitting sports day here on Guyism. Lingerie football and now Kendra Wilkinson. Later on, we’ll be sure to have a clip of the Playboy Bunnies on the volleyball court.

Anyways, here’s a few snapshots of Kendra Wilkinson ]]>

As you can see, it’s a hard hitting sports day here on Guyism. Lingerie football and now Kendra Wilkinson. Later on, we’ll be sure to have a clip of the Playboy Bunnies on the volleyball court.

Anyways, here’s a few snapshots of Kendra Wilkinson preparing for her next reality show, “How to be a big-boobed Soccer Mom”. Ok fine, she’s really just working out with some local soccer club called the Hollywood United.

Apparently she’s trying to shed off some of her recent baby weight. And for what it’s worth, I particularly enjoy the last picture of Kendra with husband Hank Baskett. More or less because he’s now relegated to being the second best athlete in the family. I’d show a clip of his botched onside kick at the Super Bowl, but that would be rubbing salt in the wound.