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Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Karissa Shannon apparently has another, different sex tape floating around. I wonder if that’s the tape that she claims Spencer Pratt stole from her. Vivid Entertainment is waiting for Karissa’s approval to release the tape, which should happen in 3… 2… 1…

>>> Playboy released some new nearly naked pictures of Kim Kardashian. And get this: She’s actually mad about it. WTF, indeed.

>>> Lindsay Lohan wants to have a baby. Don’t we have laws against that sort of thing?

>>> Britney Spears sexually harassed a man for a soda. A soda? Cheetos I could see, but a soda? Kevin Federline’s got her back though so it’s all good.

>>> Paris Hilton hid drugs in her vagina. That’s one surefire way to make sure she never, ever had to share them with anyone. I wonder if that was part of the “special treatment” she received while in jail?

>>> Playboy model Tiffany Livingston tried to open a plane door mid-flight. Yeah, I don’t know who she is either.

>>> Kirstie Alley’s house smells like a zoo. I know what you’re thinking, but it because she has 25 or so pets. Then again, maybe it is what you think.

>>> Minka Kelly flipped out on a plane over a dog and asked her beau Derek Jeter to speak with the pilot about it. I did not make that up.

>>> Vince Neil was accused of assaulting a woman in an elevator. Steven Tyler had no comment (think about it for a second).

>>> Floyd Mayweather is being sought in a potential domestic violence case. He is under suspicion for beating up the mother of his child.

>>> Kevin Spacey – not gay.

>>> Angelina Jolie – no friends.

>>> Lisa Marie Presley – drunk.

>>> And finally, Nicolas Cage’s pyramid tomb seems to be coming along well.

Today’s sexy video comes to us via Rolling Stone who took one of the hottest women on the planet, Sofia Vergara, and had her put on one hell of a smokeshow for the camera. You’re gonna need a cold shower after this one, folks.