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Mario climbing a vine… for 10 hours straight

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What else is the internet for than filing up space? And when YouTube recently increased the time limit on clips, one person decided to heed the call. Read more

VIDEO: KFC worker flips out after being called a bitch

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In the video you’re about to see, an KFC worker in India lost his mind after a customer called him a bitch. Looks like somebody didn’t get his daily calming sedative inserted in his Double Down. Read more

KFC using hot college girl’s butts to sell the Double Down

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There has not been a thing about the creation of the Double Down I haven’t loved. From the tribute to excess, to the marketing, to all the fun people had with it online, it’s been a treat. And now, here’s something I should also theoretically love about it: KFC is using marketing on college girl’s ... Read more

The ‘Fried Chicken Song’ is gonna be a hit

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Cock-a-doodle-doo, if you like busting the windows out of cars in order to steal buckets of chicken…this is your anthem. Read more

Stat man Nate Silver ranks the unhealthiest fast food around

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I ate a KFC Double Down this weekend and, contrary to all the media that floated around about it being the downfall of humanity, it really wasn’t that bad. I didn’t feel gross eating it, it was tasty, whatever, no problem. Here’s more about the debate about the KFC Double Down. Renowned statistician Nate Silver ... Read more

VIDEO: Close-up of a man eating a KFC Double Down

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I present this video with a heavy heart. Our friends at Buzzfeed shot a nice little viral video of one of their editors eating the KFC Double Down (the one with the bacon, cheese, special sauce, and fried chicken replacing bread), which was released nationally yesterday. I had an idea for a viral video of ... Read more

VIDEO: Your favorite fast food icons get high and go to a strip club

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The song is fairly catchy as far as modern disco/techno goes, but the real selling point of this music video for the song “Rad Anthem” by the band Rad Omen is the inclusion of several fast food icons. Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, The King, Jack in the Box, Wendy, and more make an appearance in ... Read more

What a depressing child aspiration

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Kids often say they want to be astronauts or witch doctors or whatever when asked what they want to be when they grow up. So let’s reward this little girl’s creativity in her dream. Read more

KFC totally giving up on chicken, now deep-frying humans

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Hey remember that story about two KFC employees getting talked into stripping down and peeing on themselves? Well, that SAME KFC now has a situation where an employee fell into the deep-fryer. Read more

KFC employees continue to amaze with brilliance

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There’s just something about KFC and nakedness. First a couple teenage girls strip down and bathe in a KFC sink and now a couple of employees were coerced into stripping down by a random phone caller. Read more

Teenage California KFC employees strip down and bathe in sink

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This story would be sexy if A) It weren’t KFC and B) The girls didn’t look exactly like the type of girls you’d expect to work at a KFC in a white trash area of California. Oh well. Read more