Kids!

Kid’s Valentine’s Day card to parents is adorable, vaguely threatening

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Kids make the most adorable things. They also have no clue what they’re doing, so sometimes the message they’re attempting to convey isn’t perfectly articulated. In this little girl’s Valentine’s Day card to her parents, she kind of botches the intent. Read more

9 wholly unnecessary licensed children’s products

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Just because kids are idiots who’ll buy anything with their favorite character’s face slapped on the box doesn’t mean that toy companies should take advantage of them. Here’s some of the most odious licensed crap to have ever been hawked as “fun” or “worth buying”. Read more

VIDEO: Little kid dropping f-bombs is a testament to cuteness, bad parenting

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In this clip (with NSFW audio, obviously), a young kid curses up a storm at the urging of his dad. It’s both adorable and probably the worst possible thing for this kid’s immediate future. Read more

VIDEO: The news says that it’s okay for dads to teach 2 year-olds how to play video games

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At last, a positive news story about kids playing games! But this one is still kinda fishy. Read more

VIDEO: An 8-year-old girl singing hardcore music is worth a listen

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This is Juliet. She’s your average 8-year-old girl. Except she has a hardcore single titled “My First Hardcore Song” and it’s both awesome and adorable. Read more

VIDEO: Zoo lion stares down little girl, tries to kill her through the glass

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All of the lion-friendly media out there can sometimes serve to distract us from the notion that lions are big terrifying animals that wouldn’t be opposed to killing us most of the time. In this clip, a zoo lion reminds a little girl of just that fact. Read more

VIDEO: Kid and giant pet iguana share bowls of Kix for some reason

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I loved Kix growing up, even though the commercials made it seem kind of lame for being “mom-approved.” But I never once felt compelled to eat a bowlful with a giant iguana named Buddy. I guess that’s the difference between me and this kid named Logan. Read more

VIDEO: Kid’s Make-A-Wish to blow up a building is granted

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A 7-year-old kid has cancer: Sad. Make-A-Wish grants him a wish in case he can’t pull through: Awesome! His wish is blowing up a building: Uh, what? Read more

French online store includes naked man in children’s clothing ad

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Note to all sellers of children’s clothing: When posting a product image of four kids frolicking on the beach, you may want to Photoshop out the naked man behind them on the beach. French store La Redoute had to learn that lesson the hard way. Read more

VIDEO: Little girl calls out toy companies for sexism or something

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This video made the rounds over the holidays (the rounds of people who like watching little girls while they should be spending time with family, I suppose?) and, well, I’ll save my thoughts. In it, a little girl rants about toys and the gender biases within selling them. Read more

VIDEO: Baby being held makes hilariously frightened face when marching band arrives

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This kid is a perfect example of how life can be all roses one moment, only to go immediately to crap seconds later. In this video, a toddler is being comfortably held by a relative only to find himself terrified when a marching band begins its move. Read more