Kids these days

Think of the children

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Via Explosm comes this comic about the importance of child safety. Read more

High school uses surveillance to watch girls make out

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The surveillance we have everywhere in our lives is kind of a mess. But as kids get more and more, um, out there, there’s a tough line for principals and deans to walk with reporting and watching what the kids do. Read more

Man's van offering "Free Candy" not received well

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Pedophilia is fairly hilarious so long as you’re not the one getting the whiskey-breath and stubbly chin of a relative on your neck. But sometimes it can hit a little too close to home, like when some dude has a van with a “Free Candy Inside” sign on it and a mattress in the back. Read more

How not to forge a grade

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Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this take on the doctoring of a child’s grades. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Sexting is pretty much the hottest thing in the history of the world that you wish was around when you were growing up. But parents and courts are being total buzzkills about it. For example, check out the borderline-pervy work of this District Attorney. The group of anxious parents crowded around District Attorney George Skumanick ... Read more

This kid knows how to rock, eat

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I hate fat adults but fat kids have a certain charm. Primarily because their little fat boy bosoms are hilarious. Check out this kid rocking out to AC/DC’s “TNT” (skip to 2:30 in if you want to see some hawt stripper moves). My question: Is it worth it to these kids to get the brief ... Read more

11 year-old girl charged with rape

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I admit that I don’t understand all our “laws” but apparently, it’s totally okay to charge an 11 year-old girl with three counts of rape. No details as to what happened have been released and police are incredibly vague as to what happened, which makes the story even odder to me, like a deeply disturbing ... Read more

This is the "Stanky Leg" dance

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As a leading barometer of taste in popular culture and, basically, the primary voice of black America, it’s my duty to enlighten you all about the trends brewing beneath the surface. Meet the “Stanky Leg” dance. You may surprised to learn that this video was not created at the Junior Statesmen of America’s National conference. ... Read more

Teens listening to sexually suggestive lyrics more likely to bone

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A big blow was dealt today to lovers of big butts who find themselves incapable of lying: Turns out your teens listening to songs with sexual references are more likely to do the freaky nasty with likeminded teens. Read more

Middle schoolers face child porn charges for sexy texted pics

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Child porn or awesome? That’s the question facing a Massachusetts area court for six teenage boys who exchanged a nude photo of a similarly-aged female. Though I imagine the judge going “The court finds the defendants….AWESOME!” probably wouldn’t be received well. Read more

Teacher makes 13 year-old cry, calls her a slut

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Schoolgirls have been dressing like sluts since I first saw porn so I can’t see why it’d change as society itself gets more and more slutty. But a teacher saying a 13 year-old student “looks like a slut” and that she might be too fat to dress like a slut might cause some problems. Read more