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Pulp Fiction as done by children
Nothing like seeing a couple of pre-pubescent kids swearing and toting guns to get you through the day.
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How to fight in any situation!
Self-defense is important…it’s why I recently enrolled in a mixed martial arts school (that and to roll around with sweaty men). But there are important lessons everyone should know, without having to enroll in classes. Here’s a briefer:
Man this is exactly why I want to have a child
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The dentist sure drugged this kid up nicely
This video is making the rounds today and with good reason…this 7 year-old is hilarious while stoned out of his mind thanks to the dentist’s powerful drugs.
I haven’t seen someone leave an establishment so drugged up and disoriented since, well…probably since I kicked that girl out of my
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Curious George hates kids
Curious George has always struck me as something of an asshole. Finally, there’s empirical evidence to back up my unwavering anti-adorable-chimp rhetoric.
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Quote of the Day
Drunk 12 year-old girls? Mouth to mouth resuscitation? BEST PARTY EVER!!! (except for the part where the parents in charge are going to jail). "Instead of immediately getting qualified medical personnel, they attempted to sober this 12-year-old up over the course of five hours,"
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Quote of the Day
Chicago cops aren't the smartest tools in the shed. They allowed a teenager in a police costume to take part in police work for hours until realizing he was just a kid. They probably couldn't tell because of his adultlike zest for oppressing black people. The teen walked into a police
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Caption Contest! Win a Prize!!
UPDATE: This contest is complete. We have another contest starting up very soon so come on back!
The winner of Human Weapon Season One 4-DVD set is GMoney with “Why don’t you buy American next time, you jerk.”
The winner of The Dangerous Missions Collection 4-DVD set is Oscar
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Super Extra Special New Year’s Caption Contest!
UPDATE: This contest is complete. We have another contest starting up very soon so come on back!
The winner of The Complete Monty Python’s Flying Circus Collector’s Editions is maverickjedi with “Dad, this one’s not even wet… I think the rain suit idea was overkill!”
Well done again folks!
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Old Health education books were knowledgeable
This picture is from a page of a recently reprinted Health book. The kind of important lessons imparted to school kids.
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Mom tries to sell her twins for cosmetic surgery
Belgium’s got a lot of things going for it. First, they have waffles. Then, they have no laws banning selling your children to the highest bidder…it’s a real good situation, I’d say.
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So you think this kid is afraid of puppets?
I’m no doctor but this child seems to, best case scenario, not be a huge fan of puppets. Or at worst, thinks that puppets will kill him and his family.
That’s a logical reaction, scratching at a friend’s hair and hitting yourself in the face with a stool.