Kim Jong Il

VIDEO: North Koreans play ‘Take on Me’ by A-Ha with accordions

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Kim Jong-Il has been dead for a month or so now, so let’s commence the healing. And what better way to accomplish that than a group of kids from Kum Song School in Pyongyang, North Korea performing A-Ha’s hit “Take on Me”? Read more

VIDEO: Andy Richter’s Kim Jong-Il obituary is a perfect send-off

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Forget those crying (possibly under false pretenses) North Koreans after the passing of Kim Jong-Il, this obituary from Andy Richter on last night’s Conan is how I want to remember him. Read more

VIDEO: Kim Jong-Il dead, North Koreans incredibly sad for some reason

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Kim Jong-Il was a narcissist and overall not awesome guy (my articulate obituary skills are without equal). And now he’s dead. But despite his poor treatment of the people of North Korea, they’re all acting sad in public to comedic extents. Worst flash mob ever. Read more

North Korea, Kim Jong-il take their soccer very seriously

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North Korea had not played in a World Cup since 1966. This was one of those times where “just making it” should have been reward enough. But not for Kim Jong-il and his band of happy-go-lucky tyrants. Read more

Quote of the Day

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The Christmas season gets people all sorts of delusional, forgetting how terrible and cruel the world really is. Well, here’s a reminder…an American missionary went missing on Christmas Day. The reason? He went to North Korea illegally yo deliver a Christmas card to Kim Jong Il. Read more

The June 19 Hot Link Orgy

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The hottest orgy with animal attacks This cat is like the Joker in The Dark Knight…he just wants to upset the natural order of things funnyinteresting -Girls break down the guys they’d least want to f -Cookies = big boobs? -Yeahhhhhh this’ll probably get you thrown in jail -8 more accurate versions of college mascots ... Read more