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Hot Aussie overload!

Douglas Charles — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 19:00:59 +0000

Thank you, thank you, thank you...

Back in July I was saddened by the news that Ralph magazine was going to no longer be publishing sexy photos of some of our favorite Aussie babes like Emily Scott, Sophie Monk, Joanna Krupa, Krystal Forscutt, Sarita Stella, and Rachael Neiberding. Wow, was I way off. Okay, so Joanna is technically Polish, but who’s counting. And actually I wasn’t totally wrong about Ralph shutting down. This is a special edition that they just put out for people like you and me. Also my using the word “special” here is completely and massively understating things as you can see.

Oh no!! What?! Krystal Forscutt is retiring??!

Douglas Charles — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:00:43 +0000

The good news: Krystal Forscutt appears in this month’s ZOO Australia. The bad news: She says she is done after this photo spread. I’m going to need a moment… I don’t get this. Krsytal is just 23 years-old. How can she retire from boobie modeling? She’s at her peak! Hmmm… my buddy Wiki says, “Krystal is currently pursuing a movie career in Hollywood and has hinted that she may be cast in a small role for an upcoming Hollywood film.” Maybe that’s why she’s retiring. Well, that’s good. Once she finishes her David Caruso, she’ll be back. Phew…

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1986 (Pt. 1)

Douglas Charles — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:00:09 +0000

1986… The Chicago Bears defeated the New England Patriots 46–10. Pixar Animation Studios is opened. Mike Tyson wins his first world boxing title by defeating Trevor Berbick. These lovely ladies were born… And it was such a good year for women that we had to break this into two parts. There was just that much goodness.

For the next several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1986 – - – - – - – -

Abigail Clancy (British model) – – – – – – – – – Gemma Arterton (British actress)

Alice Greczyn (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Irina Sheik (Russian model)

Amanda Bynes (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Keeley Hazell (British model)

Amber Heard (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Kellie Pickler (American singer)

Camilla Belle (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Cintia Dicker (Brazilian model)

Emmy Rossum (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Krystal Forscutt (Australian model)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

Krystal, Joanna & Sarita, oh my!!

Douglas Charles — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:30:00 +0000

Man, I love Ralph magazine. What they lack in the actual showing of boobs they more than make up for with the quality of the women they photograph. And they stick with a good thing when they have it. Case in point: This photo shoot of Joanna Krupa, Krystal Forscutt and Sarita Stella gettin’ all friendly in their bikinis. What is not to like here?

Some NSFW Joanna Krupa stuff over here.

Keeley, Emily, Krystal & Sarita are definitely most wanted

Douglas Charles — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:00:00 +0000

In case you weren’t aware Australian magazine Ralph is one of the greatest magazines known to man. Why? Well, they regularly feature One-Percenters like Emily Scott and Krystal Forscutt, two of the hottest women on the planet, but that’s not all! They also put out special issues like this one where they mix in babes like Sarita Stella and Keeley Hazell. NOW do you see why I say it’s one of the greatest magazines known to man?

Even more Keeley goodness here. NSFW Keeley here.
More Krystal goodness here. Emily here.
And more Sarita here.

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XVII

Douglas Charles — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:00:00 +0000

You know what? I don’t think I have ever seen Krystal Forscutt in anything but a bikini. Maybe one of these hot women finally got my memo about their choice of clothing!

You don’t suppose Krystal’s been hanging around with Brooke Hogan, do you?

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies…
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Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XV

Douglas Charles — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:00:00 +0000

If I had to pick two women to have a lesbian fantasy about, I would be hard pressed to top the pairing of Joanna Krupa and Krystal Forscutt.

Well, Gina Carano and Cheryl Tweedy would be better, but at this point we’re talking millimeters not inches.

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies…
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HOT AUSTRALIAN WOMEN

A. Isaac — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:00:00 +0000

Guyism is a website for the people, by the people. So when Isaac’s boys are feeling down and out, he does his best to lift them back up.

Frequent commenter and Isaac pal PG is getting married tomorrow and the reception hall doesn’t have electricity. Neither does the church for that matter. I know, it doesn’t make sense to me either.

So hopefully these pics of some fine Australian women will cheer him up. I mean, he is half-Australian and has citizenship there…..or so he says….

Furthermore, Isaac is giving the reception hall fair warning…If there isn’t electricity by sometime tomorrow afternoon, Isaac is going to personally take off his bow tie and choke out the manager there with it.

So if you’re reading this, I would get some generators if I were you…..it could mean your life. Isaac tends to have a bad temper after a couple of beers.

Elle MacPherson

Holly Valance

Nicole Kidman

Imogen Bailey

Kylie Minogue

Krystal Forscutt

Miranda Kerr

Sophie Monk

Emily Scott

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