Kwame Kilpatrick

VIDEO: Lawyer mocks reporter by clucking like a chicken

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If you aren’t familiar with former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick of Detroit, consider yourself lucky. As the undisputed leader of Motown for 6 years, the man was a modern day mobster. He openly lied and cheated his way to the top, including committing perjury several times. Read more

Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin

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As if the city of Detroit didn’t already have a massive parting of the Red Sea, this new strip club law certainly won’t help. The City Council approved a crackdown on the city’s 31 topless clubs today that bans VIP rooms and lap dancing, but still allows them to serve booze. Read more

KWAME KILPATRICK IS GETTING A JOB?

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While I’m not one to comment on politics here, I would feel somewhat at a loss if I didn’t comment on that douche Kwame Kilpatrick and his bid to get a job in Texas. How the hell in this struggling economy does a guy who just spent the last couple of months in jail walk ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is going to jail for obstruction of justice and just resigned from office. But the courts continue to bury him, this time revealing sexy text messages from his top aide Christine Beatty whom he had previously denied having an affair with. One series of messages from November 2003 goes on ... Read more

KWAME KILPATRICK IS DONE AS MAYOR OF DETROIT

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Goodbye Kwame. Don’t let my f**ckin cupcake toe hit you on the way out. Oh yea, even though you are only going to jail for like 4 months, I hope its federal pound me in the ass prison. You are a cheater You are a liar. You are a stealer. And more than likely, you ... Read more

HOW BAD IS IT IN DETROIT?

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Allow me to step away from toilet humor and women for a second to address something important. Detroit is the pits…. And yes, literally speaking, when a house sells for $1 and you can’t find a buyer for well over a month, you have a problem. The home, at 8111 Traverse Street, a few blocks ... Read more

KWAME’S IN JAIL

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We take time out of our regularly scheduled programming to inform you that Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was thrown in jail this morning for leaving the country without permission from the court Court officials said Kilpatrick would remain in jail until he either posts the full $75,000 bond or until his lawyers can persuade a ... Read more

DETROIT MAYOR BOOED AT WINGS PARADE

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And in the Least Shocking Thing Ever to Happen Category, we have Kwame Kilpatrick getting booed at the Red Wings Parade. I’m going to go out on a limb and say a lot of Kwame’s “supporters” aren’t Red Wings fans…. Just a Hunch Free Press Story Read more

Kwame Kilpatrick charged with 8 Felony Counts

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Per Kim Worthy’s press conference…. 8 Counts against Kwame Kilpatrick….All Felonies! Perjury Obstruction of Justice Misconduct in office Read more

Kwame turns speech into a black/white issue

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If you didn’t hear Kwame’s speech last night, you missed a doozy. If you would like to reproduce it, I suggest you eat as much garbage as you can, go down to Orchestra Hall and take a steaming dump on the stage. Essentially, that’s what Kwame did tonight. It was an embarrassing performance by a ... Read more

Kwame Kilpatrick Secret Documents released

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Wonder what kind of secret deal Kwame is making in this picture? By the way, if you have absolutely no life, you can actually go through the 196 page document. As a suggestion though, you might just want to read one of the hundred or so articles in the morning local papers. Free pressDetNews As ... Read more