Aside from making pretty much everything we use and wear, the Chinese also have a bold means of telling off parking violators: by dressing up as the star of the Tomb Raider, Lara Croft.

The above, courtesy of Kotaku, is an example of what bored college students ]]>

Aside from making pretty much everything we use and wear, the Chinese also have a bold means of telling off parking violators: by dressing up as the star of the Tomb Raider, Lara Croft.

The above, courtesy of Kotaku, is an example of what bored college students do for fun over there, apparently: they don Lara Croft garb and shoot illegally parked drivers with guns that contain suction cup bullets as ammo, handing out warnings. Why? Why not?

Hey, remember those two girls who dress up like Lara Croft and swing around stripper poles? And remember how I pissed one of them off by calling them strippers? Well here they are, talking about their “craft”…

Well, it’s nice to know that they’re actually familiar with ]]>

Hey, remember those two girls who dress up like Lara Croft and swing around stripper poles? And remember how I pissed one of them off by calling them strippers? Well here they are, talking about their “craft”…

Well, it’s nice to know that they’re actually familiar with the games (well, one of them especially, at least) and didn’t just come up with the idea of dressing up as Croft after stumbling across a late night viewing of the Tomb Raider flick on the telly.

Also, interesting to hear the somewhat avid gamer talk about her affinity for old school computer games. Granted, your average dude who goes to… well, whatever you call a place where women swing around poles that isn’t a strip club (I guess the circus?)… might indeed not get the Monkey Island reference, but trust me, it’ll be HUGE hit at some of the hardcore sci fi/fantasy/comic book/gaming cons that I’ve been to.

As for the other’s statement as to how she can’t see Crash Bandicoot on a pole, well, someone is clearly unfamiliar with furry cons! Ladies, if you’re reading this, and want to be booked in America, please email me. I’m actually deadly serious.

Pole-dancing Lara Crofts video interview [GamesRadar]

Apparently Portugal has it’s own version of Lara Croft, and being that she is the Portuguese version of Lara Croft, Iva Domingues is absolutely stunning. Thankfully for all of us, we have our man with the Portuguese babe connection in Aurelio to keep ]]>

Apparently Portugal has it’s own version of Lara Croft, and being that she is the Portuguese version of Lara Croft, Iva Domingues is absolutely stunning. Thankfully for all of us, we have our man with the Portuguese babe connection in Aurelio to keep us up to speed on all these women. Good to have someone on the inside… SUPER BONUS VIDEO of Iva as Lara Croft after the jump.

There’s something sexy about a woman dressed like a virtual woman who finds artifacts and crap playing a system where you pretend to be physically doing various activities. YES, IT’S CALL BEING A HORNY MALE…

There’s something sexy about a woman dressed like a virtual woman who finds artifacts and crap playing a system where you pretend to be physically doing various activities.

That’s what love looks like, folks. Either love or someone well on his way to growing up and ]]>

There’s something sexy about a woman dressed like a virtual woman who finds artifacts and crap playing a system where you pretend to be physically doing various activities.

That’s what love looks like, folks. Either love or someone well on his way to growing up and killing and eating this woman. They’re very similar looks.

Some British chick (of course, British…) named Alison Carroll is the new face and body of our favorite tomb raider Lara Croft. If you do a search on Alison Carroll basically nothing comes up, so here is your complete factofile on Miss Carroll: she apparently has won several regional and ]]>

Some British chick (of course, British…) named Alison Carroll is the new face and body of our favorite tomb raider Lara Croft. If you do a search on Alison Carroll basically nothing comes up, so here is your complete factofile on Miss Carroll: she apparently has won several regional and national gymnastics competitions. The end.

Apparently one of the requirements of being Lara Croft is the ability (and willingness) to do jumps and kicks that basically expose your well-groomed, tanless crotchal area (see below).

UPDATE: ZOO actually has some biographical details on Ms. Carroll.