Elle magazine, a magazine for women, that always seems to somehow feature sexy ladies in very little clothing, is celebrating its 25th anniversary and because of what I just told you they are featuring many sexy ladies. Among those being featured are Amanda Seyfried, Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Bar Rafaeli, ]]>

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Elle magazine, a magazine for women, that always seems to somehow feature sexy ladies in very little clothing, is celebrating its 25th anniversary and because of what I just told you they are featuring many sexy ladies. Among those being featured are Amanda Seyfried, Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Bar Rafaeli, Camilla Belle, Dianna Agron, Isabel Lucas, Lauren Conrad, Lea Michelle, and as you can see above, Megan Fox. They are calling this feature their Favorite 25-Somethings and featured 25 young ladies of varying degrees of hotness. Gabourey Sidibe was also one of the ladies they spotlighted. I did not include her photo. You’re welcome.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Dutch model Lara Stone is suing Playboy for publishing naked pics of her, that she knowingly let someone take at some point for some reason, other than to be published by Playboy. Got it?!

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>>> Dutch model Lara Stone is suing Playboy for publishing naked pics of her, that she knowingly let someone take at some point for some reason, other than to be published by Playboy. Got it?!

>>> Mary-Kate Olsen thinks she had a bad childhood. No, I am not kidding…

>>> Musician Wyclef Jean announced that he will run for president of Haiti. Sean Penn is suspicious. Again, not kidding…

>>> By now you’ve heard that Laurence Fishburne’s teenage daughter is in an adult film. What you may not have heard is that this is not Montana Fishburne’s first film. Oh, and that she was a hooker. Aww yeah…

>>> Spencer Pratt admitted that his marriage to Heidi Montag was fake. He also sort of called Lauren Conrad a lesbian. None of this shocks me.

>>> Scientologists think they can fix Lindsay Lohan. I can’t believe it took them this long.

>>> They better get going on Lindsay soon because she is apparently a bi-polar meth addict, according to a “source”.

>>> In other Lohan news, Lindsay’s dad Michael is now having regular sex with a chick (pictured at right) who, by my estimate, appears to be barely older than Lindsay herself. Playa…

>>> In other celebrity jailbird news, Charlie Sheen weaseled his way out of having to serve any time… at all. Lindsay Lohan really needs to hire his lawyer.

>>> Tila Tequila is set to star in a porn film.

>>> Or maybe she isn’t. Either way, who cares, right?

>>> Alicia Keys got married.

>>> Jillian Michaels is being sued… again… for her sh-tty weight loss products… that “might kill you”.

>>> In this week’s Mel Gibson news, Mel allegedly wrote an e-mail to Oksana blaming “tranquilizers” for punching her in the mouth while she was holding their infant daughter.

>>> Lady Gaga says she uses cocaine. I still don’t care.

And since I always like to leave you with a nice video, here’s Eminem and Rihanna’s new video for Love the Way You Lie, which just so happens to feature Megan Fox…

Being in the entertainment industry isn’t the same as being in the mafia. After all, the mafia isn’t as ruthless or back-stabbing. How vicious can celebrity friendships get? Witness the Twitter deathmatch between Billy Corigan and Courtney Love. On Monday, Corrigan ripped his former flame for stealing ]]>

Being in the entertainment industry isn’t the same as being in the mafia. After all, the mafia isn’t as ruthless or back-stabbing. How vicious can celebrity friendships get? Witness the Twitter deathmatch between Billy Corigan and Courtney Love. On Monday, Corrigan ripped his former flame for stealing songs he wrote and then using them for her comeback album Nobody’s Daughter. He also called her a bad mommy. What? No? The harsh reality is that the celebrity universe has been a fertile breeding ground for bitchery well before the age of @ and #. That’s because the common denominator hasn’t changed: $. Courtney’s late husband Kurt Cobain sang all apologies, but in The Biz it’s more like no apologies. Below, we look at 10 of the all-time Hollywood betrayals and bastard moves.

10 Sir Elton Pulls Dickish Wizardry On Rod
The top of the charts aren’t all that Elton John and Rod Stewart shared in the Seventies. They also shared a close bond of friendship. How close? Well, close enough that Elton’s nickname for Rod was “Phyllis” and Rod in turn called Elton “Sharon”. But the two popular tunesmiths had a falling out after Sharon convinced Phyllis he should pass on the role of Pinball Wizard in the 1975 rock opera Tommy. Trust me, mate. Disastrous career move. A short time later, Elton took the acclaimed role for himself. “Rod couldn’t believe it: ‘you barstard…’,” said John. “He was really furious and quite rightly so.” Caaaaannnn you feel the rage tonight?

9 Madonna Tricks Britney Into Thinking She’s Her Friend
Maybe Madonna didn’t drive her best friend-for-four-minutes Britney Spears into a head-shaving meltdown, but we’ll bet you the fake Kabbalah bracelet she gave Brit-Brit as a gift that she masterminded their “lesbian kiss” for her own self-gain. After she had milked the publicity stunt for all it was worth, Madge changed the locks on her English estate quicker than you can say la isla bonita. Madonna claimed that there was never a falling out, but rather explains it this way: “We shared a kiss, and I never saw her again.” This is probably the only time in his life Guy Ritchie wishes he had been Britney Spears.

8 John Lennon Craps All Over Paul’s Long And Winding Road
How’s does that song go again? “I get hosed with a little help my friends, gonna get screwed with a little help from my friends…” According to the late Ian MacDonald’s Revolution In The Head, a fascinating dissection of every single Beatles’ song, Lennon bungled his bass-playing on what he felt was another of Paul’s stupid and sappy ballads. “One can hear McCartney grin at his partner’s incompetence at 1:59,” writes McDonald, adding that while the shoddy bass playing was “largely accidental” it still “amounts to sabotage when presented as finished work.”

7 Eminem Plays Mariah’s Voice Messages for Several Thousands to Hear
While traveling the country to spread his positive message of peace, love and faith, Eminem played recordings left by Mariah Carey on his cell phone for crowds of thousands. What’s next? John Mayer projecting his IM conversation with Jennifer Aniston on a giant screen behind the concert stage. John, seriously, don’t do it.



6 Bette Davis Tells Joan Crawford: Have a Coke!
The long-simmering hatred between Hollywood titans Joan Crawford and Bettie Davis climaxed on the set of What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?, the only film they ever appeared in together. In a classic act of office-place cattiness, Davis had a Coca-Cola machine installed on the set to tweak Crawford, who was the widow of Pepsi-Cola CEO Alfred Steele and then-spokesperson for the company. Later, Davis “accidentally” hit Crawford in the head during a scene, causing a gash that required three stitches. Davis, who earned an Oscar nod for “Jane,” claimed that a spiteful Crawford mounted a campaign that included calling up members of the Academy to prevent her from taking home the award. Bitchtacular.

5 Gwyneth Allegedly Steals Winona’s Script, Career
Legend has it that Gwyneth Paltrow was hanging out at Winona Ryder’s place with her then-best friend when she spotted a script laying about. (It’s worth noting that at the time Ryder was the bigger star.) The name of that script: Shakespeare In Love. Gwyneth is rumored to have slipped out with the script and snagged the role for herself. A role for which she won a Best Actress Oscar. As for Winona, her career would stall and she would get arrested for shoplifting. Not that any of her pals would take pleasure in this “humiliating experience.”

4 Geri Quits On Spice Girls For Delusional Solo Career
In another case of Girl Power gone wrong, Geri Halliwell drew the ire of her fellow Spices when she unceremoniously left the band in the middle of their global tour in 1998. “When Geri left, it was really difficult for all of us,” said Victoria Beckham. “We had the American leg of the tour to fulfill, and nothing was going to stop us from doing that. But we were devastated.” While the sexy pop quintet managed a 2007-08 reunion tour, Posh, Scary, Sporty and Baby still harbor some resentment towards Geri for hastening their fall from the limelight. “The Spice Girls is about five girls,” said Beckham. Or, more accurately, five pairs of cleavage.

3 Mintz Steals Walt Disney’s Lucky Rabbit
Success is the best revenge. Nobody knows this better than Walt Disney. Back when he was just another 26 year-old struggling cartoonist who hated Jews, he got the break of a lifetime: creating an animated character for Universal Pictures named Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. In 1928, the film’s distributor Charles Mintz blindsided young Walt by stealing away his animators and revealing his ownership of rights to Oswald, who was now a huge hit. Mintz then demanded Walt make him a full-partner in Disney Studios. Walt had little choice but take the offer. But, instead, he showed up at Mintz’s office and told him that as far as the Lucky Rabbit goes, “You can have the little bastard. He’s all yours and good luck to you.” Setting out on his own, Walt was forced to develop a brand new character. A mouse. That worked out okay. In 1996, Disney took care of one last bit of unfinished business, acquiring the majority rights to Oswald.

2 Amanda Woodward Accuses Dr. Christmas Jones of Betrayal
Once upon a time, these two Hollywood sexpots were as tight as the tank tops that often clung to them on-screen. But that all changed in 2006. A courtbound Heather Locklear accused Denise Richards of getting involved with her then-hubby Richie Sambora prior to their split. Richards, in turn, called Locklear’s accusations of betrayal the real betrayal. Locklear got the final revenge, allegedly blasting Livin’ On A Prayer outside Richards’ house. Somehow, improbably, out of all of this David Spade got laid.

1 Richard Nixon Starts Sex Tape Rumor About BFF Henry Kissinger
Actually, that might have been Heidi Montag who did that to Lauren Conrad. As Nixon would say.

Apparently certain sexy women do in fact like video games because the Assassins Creed II launch party had a few of them in attendance. I guess it helps that Kristen Bell played one of the characters, because, you know, she has such a notable speaking voice. Whatever ]]>

Apparently certain sexy women do in fact like video games because the Assassins Creed II launch party had a few of them in attendance. I guess it helps that Kristen Bell played one of the characters, because, you know, she has such a notable speaking voice. Whatever the reason, sexy celebs like Kristen, Edyta Śliwińska, Jessica Sutta, Lo Bosworth (not shown, too icky…), Lauren Conrad, Jessica Szohr, Sofia Milos, and Stephanie Pratt were there to show their support (in order below). Hmmm… so apparently it’s mostly just the dancing, fake reality show babes, and smoking hot older foreign babes that are into video games. Good to know.

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Seriously? Audrina Patridge? Come on, Maxim! I know you can do better than this. I post photos of babes from all over the world each day that the Maxim’s in other countries take photos of and you put Audrina Patridge ]]>

Seriously? Audrina Patridge? Come on, Maxim! I know you can do better than this. I post photos of babes from all over the world each day that the Maxim’s in other countries take photos of and you put Audrina Patridge on your cover? Sure she is hot, but damn, Audrina Patridge? She isn’t even showing nip… Fail, Maxim. Fail. (Even more amazing is that this is not the first time Maxim has dropped Audrina in her skivvies on us as the video of her and Lauren Conrad after the jump will attest.)

More Audrina stuff here and here…
… and some NSFW Audrina stuff here.

So I guess The Hills cast is in Hawaii for some reason. Oh yeah, it’s so that Audrina Patridge will be shot in a bikini 90% of the time.

These producers are friggin’ geniuses… Seriously, if there was a channel that showed Audrina ]]>

So I guess The Hills cast is in Hawaii for some reason. Oh yeah, it’s so that Audrina Patridge will be shot in a bikini 90% of the time.

These producers are friggin’ geniuses… Seriously, if there was a channel that showed Audrina strutting around in a bikini top 24/7 how many times a day do you think you’d flip over and watch? I know I would watch it at least five, ten minutes a day. Don’t knock it, that’d be five, ten minutes more than I watch The Hills.

More Audrina sexy stuff here and here.

Saturday I clued you in to some skanks that got dressed up for Halloween. Mostly they looked pretty good actually, but they weren’t the only hot celeb tuna that got dressed up for the big holiday, there were lots more and here they are (skanks included)…

Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad both were in attendance at tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards showing off some spectacular cleavage. Again, video music awards? Are there still music videos? And are the awards reallly based on the videos? I digress… regardless of which set ]]>

Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad both were in attendance at tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards showing off some spectacular cleavage. Again, video music awards? Are there still music videos? And are the awards reallly based on the videos? I digress… regardless of which set of mamms you prefer, we are the real winners here aren’t we?

Audrina Patridge may have the rack and the nakedness, but Lauren Conrad looks more like the girl you’d like to take home to mom.

Than strip naked and get nasty with when mom goes to run some errands…

Audrina Patridge may have the rack and the nakedness, but Lauren Conrad looks more like the girl you’d like to take home to mom.

Than strip naked and get nasty with when mom goes to run some errands…

Kim Kardashian associating with the Big Mac at McDonald’s?! KimK Superstar attended the 40th Anniversary of McDonald’s Big Mac in Malibu, California, which might go a loooong way towards explaining that righteous posterior of hers. (And yes that is Lauren Conrad in one of ]]>

Kim Kardashian associating with the Big Mac at McDonald’s?! KimK Superstar attended the 40th Anniversary of McDonald’s Big Mac in Malibu, California, which might go a loooong way towards explaining that righteous posterior of hers. (And yes that is Lauren Conrad in one of the pictures below. Hmmmm…)

Reggie Bush will not be pleased.

Here I am thinking that Lauren Conrad was the respectable girl of the ladies on The Hills. Heidi Montag is a plastic-surgeried-up media-slut, Audrina Patridge poses topless, and I don’t know if any other girls are on the show because I ]]>

Here I am thinking that Lauren Conrad was the respectable girl of the ladies on The Hills. Heidi Montag is a plastic-surgeried-up media-slut, Audrina Patridge poses topless, and I don’t know if any other girls are on the show because I don’t watch it, but then comes these pics of a clearly hammered Miss Conrad leaving a Hollywood watering hole and all my positive impressions of her and her cleavage are forever tainted.

I am so cleavaged by Lauren’s obvious disregard for cleavage that I may cleavage and never cleavage again. So, so cleavage…

I have never seen a single episode of The Hills, yet somehow I know all the women on that show. Take Lauren Conrad for example. She’s hot….. That’s all I have to say on the matter.

Thank you, drive through…

I have never seen a single episode of The Hills, yet somehow I know all the women on that show. Take Lauren Conrad for example. She’s hot….. That’s all I have to say on the matter.

The MTV Movie Awards might be the most pointless awards show on the planet (and that’s saying a lot) since it’s put on by MUSIC Television, a channel that last time I checked (and that would be somewhere around 1994) didn’t show movies. (If I am wrong, don’t correct me ]]>

The MTV Movie Awards might be the most pointless awards show on the planet (and that’s saying a lot) since it’s put on by MUSIC Television, a channel that last time I checked (and that would be somewhere around 1994) didn’t show movies. (If I am wrong, don’t correct me because I don’t care). The only saving grace of such an event is the sheer volume of hot tuna that attends the show. Witness…

Rumer Willis (above, far left) and Paris Hilton (not pictured, for a reason) were also in attendance to represent the non-hot tuna women of the world.