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Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

People claiming to have superpowers are idiots. Even more idiotic? . People pretending they can communicate with dogs telepathically. You want to know what the dog said? “Scratch me, I have to crap, give me steak, that Snausages dog is a bad stereotype.” Bam, now give me money. Judy Garbow is merely hoping to lure ... Read more

This is what your dad pole-dancing would look like

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

Or, more appropriately, your creepy uncle attempting to seduce you through the magic of sensual dance. Old guys are gross. That’s why it always kind of skeezes me out to see a hot chick with some old guy and you’re like, “Come on, I know you’re just with him for the money,” and she’s like ... Read more