Lifestyle

7 of the worst ways to propose to a woman

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Women expect to hear something romantic, like you swooped down on a flying unicorn and popped the question as you flew past the sunset. No one wants to hear that you asked her during halftime to order some more wings and/or marry you. Read more

7 things in your apartment that will scare a woman away

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The second a woman walks into your apartment after a date (or drunken bar make-out), you can usually assume you’ll at least be getting to second base. However, if you have any of the following items in your apartment, it’s a safe bet she’ll walk right back out that door. Read more

7 ways to ensure you’ll be single for the rest of your life

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What about the people who never want to date or find true love? The spinsters, the hermits, and the men who will eventually be profiled on ‘To Catch a Predator’? Well finally, there’s a guide for them on on how to remain single, alone, and satisfied for the rest of their lives. Read more

7 ways to spot a former frat boy

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Despite chugging away 90% of their college experience, the majority of fraternity members do graduate from college, obtain employment, and live among us in the real world. They blend in so well with the rest of society that it can be almost impossible at times to spot them. Read more

7 things women are worried about on a first date

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Have you ever been out on a date with a woman and gotten the feeling she’s not listening to anything you’re saying? Trust me, she’s trying very hard to focus on the words coming out of your mouth. However she’s much more preoccupied by all the thoughts running through her head. Read more

7 keys to a successful one-night stand

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Maybe your girlfriend just dumped you or maybe you haven’t had sex since the 90′s or maybe you’re just really horny. Whatever the case may be, WebMd claims that there is no cure quite as effective as the one-night stand. However all it takes is a few missteps to turn a successful one-night stand into an absolute disaster. Read more

7 ways to be obnoxious while exercising

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We all try to exercise in some capacity. Some choose to get fit in the great outdoors, while others enjoy the comfort of a weight room or gymnasium. Unfortunately, some people take their exercise too far in an attempt to impress the masses. Here are a few ways people become obnoxious while they’re breaking a sweat. Read more

Meal Snap lets you count calories with your phone’s camera

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When I first saw the concept of Meal Snap, an app that lets you take pictures of your food and then counts your calories, I thought, “That’s stupid and will never, ever work.” Actually, I might have said, “How in the hell is it going to count the pound of pimento cheese I eat every ... Read more

8 fast food items that will ensure you die of a heart attack

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Fast food is an American way of life. And so are heart attacks and obesity, giving the U.S. of A. top bragging rights. We love to bash the fast food industry in films and books like Super Size Me and Fast Food Nation. However, at 3am after a night of throwing back two-for-one well drinks, nothing really sounds better than a greasy burger. Read more

7 items that will cause a man to never leave his home

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Guys like things. We often work very hard to acquire these things. Guys shop with purpose. We go shopping for items that make our living space more comfortable and more importantly, we are shopping for things that will make other guys envious. However, sometimes we have a tendency to buy items that make it more difficult for us to leave or places of residence. Read more

The 7 stupidest ways to accessorize your car

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When done correctly, car accessories and decorations can add unique style and class to your vehicle. When done incorrectly, you get an ugly car that tells the world just how dumb the driver is. Read more