Lisa Rinna

I prefer Lisa Rinna like this…

Lisa Rinna

I prefer Lisa Rinna like this…

Now I know the big news awhile back was Lisa Rinna getting all naked in Playboy. And while I appreciate the effort, I just didn’t really need to see her pancake-sized areolas again. I much prefer her MILFness in a bikini top like

UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

Lisa Rinna

UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

Please Lisa Rinna, please, do us all a favor and quit the Botox Injections. In fact, on your birthday today, your one wish should be that you start to look like a human being again.

What is it about chicks named Lisa? Why they always gotta be raunchy, gross, or